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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #316
    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    Originally posted by psydro View Post
    wicked clowns never die!
    Do you have some proof for this claim? I didn't think so.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #317
      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Do you have some proof for this claim? I didn't think so.
      Well said, Brother. If the Juggalo Doctrine is true, how do you explain this?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #318
        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        Originally posted by psydro the angry coon View Post
        yo yo yo. i just read this bs and i think it is bullshit the way how u wanna be judges go on and talk shit about the lo's. and to the pussy who claimed he was a juggalo. there is no such thing as ( i used to be a juggalo) either u are or u not BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wicked clowns never die! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
        I don't read Ebonics.

        Could you please re-post that, but in English this time?

        Thanks.
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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #319
          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          Originally posted by psydro the angry coon View Post
          yo yo yo. i just read this bs and i think it is bullshit the way how u wanna be judges go on and talk shit about the lo's. and to the pussy who claimed he was a juggalo. there is no such thing as ( i used to be a juggalo) either u are or u not BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wicked clowns never die! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
          Clowns is clowns. We use them for snuff movies. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Son, are you really that stupid?
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Brother Lazarus
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jul 2008
            • 1062

            #320
            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            I don't read Ebonics.

            Could you please re-post that, but in English this time?

            Thanks.
            JennyD your gentle request is an inspiration. If we at Landover Baptist are going to bring Negroes to God we need to be able to communicate with them! How can we lure encourage Negroes into the ex-Negro program if we cannot communicate with them? Perhaps the Senior Pastors will consider assembling an Ebonics-English dictionary so that we have a common ground upon which to communicate with Negroes. Brother Bathfire has done an excellent job with his racial slur compendium. Perhaps he is just the man to consult for a task of this magnitude.

            Yours in Christ
            Brother Lazarus
            Last edited by Brother Lazarus; 02-27-2009, 03:20 AM. Reason: spelling?
            In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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            • Brother Lazarus
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jul 2008
              • 1062

              #321
              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              Originally posted by psydro the angry coon View Post
              yo yo yo. i just read this bs and i think it is bullshit the way how u wanna be judges go on and talk shit about the lo's. and to the pussy who claimed he was a juggalo. there is no such thing as ( i used to be a juggalo) either u are or u not BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wicked clowns never die! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
              I will make a feeble attempt to translate this example of ebonics into English. Jesus, please help me!

              Hey you, Hey you, Hey you. I just read this poo and I am convinced it is indeed poo. I believe it is pooish that you want to be Judges and talk in a pooish manner about whores. (It becomes more difficult here, so forgive any translation errors I might make.) To the vagina that claimed to be (sorry, jibberish) there is no such thing as an (sorry more jibberish). Either you are (jibberish) or you are not (jibberish), you female dog. Wicked clowns are eternal. (huh?) (Followed by laughter.)

              I did my best. Forgive my omissions and errors.
              Yours in Christ
              Brother Lazarus
              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #322
                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                I couldn't do much better. I think they don't really want to be understood, or they would write or speak more clearly.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Brother Lazarus
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 1062

                  #323
                  Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  I couldn't do much better. I think they don't really want to be understood, or they would write or speak more clearly.
                  They most likely want to communicate in a manner that they THINK cannot be understood by True Christians. I don't understand why this would be Brother King since Jesus will always lead us to the truth!

                  Yours in Christ
                  Brother Lazarus
                  In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                  • gadien
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 31

                    #324
                    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    To truly understand the thinking of a juggolo about God you have to listen/read the joker wild songs. Yes, they are misguided, after all they are trying to entertain non-true believers. But to refute their claims sometimes its good to have background knowledge to poke holes in their belief structure to convert them, but some people are beyond redemption as you all know.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78553

                      #325
                      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      Originally posted by gadien View Post
                      To truly understand the thinking of a juggolo about God you have to listen/read the joker wild songs. Yes, they are misguided, after all they are trying to entertain non-true believers. But to refute their claims sometimes its good to have background knowledge to poke holes in their belief structure to convert them, but some people are beyond redemption as you all know.
                      We have people in the DOF doing research on juggalo scum. We don't need your advice, thanks.

                      This is a Christian forum. Why are you here, Mr. Gay-Dan?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • gadien
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 31

                        #326
                        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        We have people in the DOF doing research on juggalo scum. We don't need your advice, thanks.

                        This is a Christian forum. Why are you here, Mr. Gay-Dan?
                        Maybe I'm looking for religion and God. I'm certainly not here to flame you or you beliefs if that's what you think I've done I'm sorry. Didn't mean to offend.

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                        • Brother Lazarus
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 1062

                          #327
                          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Originally posted by gadien View Post
                          Maybe I'm looking for religion and God. I'm certainly not here to flame you or you beliefs if that's what you think I've done I'm sorry. Didn't mean to offend.
                          If you are not here to flame us then you must be here to seek our guidance, which you patenty reject. So which is it? Do you want salvation or do you want to annoy us and go straight to HELL?

                          Yours in Christ
                          Brother Lazarus
                          In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                          • lilpentecostalgirl
                            Trailer "Christian"
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 279

                            #328
                            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            We have people in the DOF doing research on juggalo scum. We don't need your advice, thanks.

                            This is a Christian forum. Why are you here, Mr. Gay-Dan?
                            So what have you found out about us lettes and lo's from DOF?

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                            • SayvedByTheLord
                              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2007
                              • 3151

                              #329
                              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                              So what have you found out about us lettes and lo's from DOF?
                              That you will all soon be impaled on Satan's barbed tallywhacker.


                              Leviticus 26:27-29

                              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                              • lilpentecostalgirl
                                Trailer "Christian"
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 279

                                #330
                                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                ya ok if you think so.

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