[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Maybe you shouldn't accuse people of things that you know NOTHING about. You know most about the farm stuff and crap, but you know NOTHING about us or our lifestyles. So, before you try preaching to me or my family about how we live or whatever else you can pull outta your hat.. You should really reconsider.

BUUUUTTTT...

Since I know you won't.. Let me just state this. You all assume that we all get drunk and high on a regular basis. I can assure you that I have NEVER been high. Heck, I've never even done drugs.. There's one of your myths busted right there.

Listen up, Girlie, you haven't accepted Christ in your life, and therefore you are going to Hell. If you had half a brain you would discard the juggalo nonsense and contact Pastor Ezekiel ASAP and attempt to be saved.

[GodLovesJuggalosNot (Quarantined)]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Listen up, Girlie, you haven't accepted Christ in your life, and therefore you are going to Hell. If you had half a brain you would discard the juggalo nonsense and contact Pastor Ezekiel ASAP and attempt to be saved.

And if you had half of a brain you'd realize that this place is nothing more than a cult itself. You people claim you aren't hurting anyone, but you are spreading horrible lies. You're basically telling people "if you don't do what we say, you're going to hell" and that isn't right. You can continue to say what you want, but I know I'm not going to hell. I don't do anything to go to hell. I'm an upstanding citizen, a hard worker WHO HAS A JOB AND DOESN'T BEG FOR CHANGE (like you claim, AND I'm married. Oh, hell, there went the bash about fornication, huh? Did I mention that I've only had sex with said husband AND I don't drink, smoke or do drugs? Wow. Yeah, I sound like I'm going to hell.. Hmmm.. What else... I TALK TO GOD ON A DAILY BASIS. So, seriously... you can kiss it. I know where I'm going. I know that I accept ALL of God's children reguardless of sexual preference OR color. I don't think the same could be said for you all, though.

[Bob4God]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

You're basically telling people "if you don't do what we say, you're going to hell" and that isn't right.

No, you're misrepresenting our mission. We are here to warn people that if they don't do what GOD says, they're going to HELL to boil and be tortured eternally for rejecting JESUS' flattering sacrifice!


"All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:" -2nd Timothy 3:16

[GodLovesJuggalosNot (Quarantined)]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Hey Bob4God!
Thanks for the 'warning', but I hate to tell you.. there was NO sarcasm in that post.. sweety.

[GodLovesJuggalosNot (Quarantined)]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

No, you're misrepresenting our mission. We are here to warn people that if they don't do what GOD says, they're going to HELL to boil and be tortured eternally for rejecting JESUS' flattering sacrifice!


"All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:" -2nd Timothy 3:16

Okay.. so.. this whole thread shouldn't exsist, should it? I don't think anywhere in the bible it says to bash anyone based on apperance alone. Hmm... Could someone PLEASE point that out for me?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

I was wondering how many juggalos could be posting at the same time. Then I remembered it's Memorial Day and the courts are closed. I'm sure you'll all have to be up early tomorrow morning to defend your pit bulls before the judge.

[GodLovesJuggalosNot (Quarantined)]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

AGAIN! I DO NOT HAVE A PITBULL!

I have a boston terrier that wears pink all the time. Sheesh. Anyway...

Pop quiz, kids. Anwser this correctly and I'll go away.. FOR GOOD. Interested? Probably.

In the following pictures name this...

a. Juggalette
b. Lesbian
c. Wiccan & mom
d. Lutheran


I don't care about who's going to hell. I want you to anwser it. I bet you can't do it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

That's easy! All four of them are in the same juggaloser lezbean witch coven, run by Lutherans. We are not impressed.

[GodLovesJuggalosNot (Quarantined)]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Oops.. DENIED! That is incorrect, sir. Only one is a juggalette. Only one is a lesbian. Only one is wiccan and a mom. Only one is Lutheran.
Next guess.

Soo... are you guys gonna give me an infraction EVERY time y'all can't anwser something?
Someone should start giving them to you guys. Y'all are a sour crowd for sure.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

And if you had half of a brain you'd realize that this place is nothing more than a cult itself. You people claim you aren't hurting anyone, but you are spreading horrible lies. You're basically telling people "if you don't do what we say, you're going to hell" and that isn't right. You can continue to say what you want, but I know I'm not going to hell. I don't do anything to go to hell. I'm an upstanding citizen, a hard worker WHO HAS A JOB AND DOESN'T BEG FOR CHANGE (like you claim, AND I'm married. Oh, hell, there went the bash about fornication, huh? Did I mention that I've only had sex with said husband AND I don't drink, smoke or do drugs? Wow. Yeah, I sound like I'm going to hell.. Hmmm.. What else... I TALK TO GOD ON A DAILY BASIS. So, seriously... you can kiss it. I know where I'm going. I know that I accept ALL of God's children reguardless of sexual preference OR color. I don't think the same could be said for you all, though.

What lies have we spread? All we have done here is follow the Word of God to the letter, as God commands. Please post the scripture that you think we have gotten wrong. I guarantee you can't.

God does not hear the prayers of a juggaloser lezbean witch. Don't lie about God.

[GodLovesJuggalosNot (Quarantined)]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

What lies have we spread? All we have done here is follow the Word of God to the letter, as God commands. Please post the scripture that you think we have gotten wrong. I guarantee you can't.

God does not hear the prayers of a juggaloser lezbean witch. Don't lie about God.

And God said to bash people based on appearence? You guys STILL haven't posted a scripture saying such.. Hmm..

I'm not a juggaloser lezbean witch. Wicca makes no sense to me. Why would I try to be a witch. C'mon, guy.. Sheesh. I'm not a lesbian. The thought of having sex with another female grosses me out... Not to mention I'm a married woman.. That would be like... adultry. Don't believe in that. Juggalette, yessir.. That'd be me.

BTW.. I guess since you guys can't anwser it that you really enjoy having us around..? Heh.. Alright then!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

And God said to bash people based on appearence? You guys STILL haven't posted a scripture saying such.. Hmm..

I'm not a juggaloser lezbean witch. Wicca makes no sense to me. Why would I try to be a witch. C'mon, guy.. Sheesh. I'm not a lesbian. The thought of having sex with another female grosses me out... Not to mention I'm a married woman.. That would be like... adultry. Don't believe in that. Juggalette, yessir.. That'd be me.

BTW.. I guess since you guys can't anwser it that you really enjoy having us around..? Heh.. Alright then!

Read the Bible and shut your hole, girl!

"And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them." -- Lev 20:23

"I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel." -- Zephaniah 1:8

[GodLovesJuggalosNot (Quarantined)]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

So.. jeans a t shirt are strange apparel? haha, ok then. You guys better not wear that stuff. You might be cast out.

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

AGAIN! I DO NOT HAVE A PITBULL!

I have a boston terrier that wears pink all the time. Sheesh. Anyway...

Pop quiz, kids. Anwser this correctly and I'll go away.. FOR GOOD. Interested? Probably.

In the following pictures name this...

a. Juggalette
b. Lesbian
c. Wiccan & mom
d. Lutheran


I don't care about who's going to hell. I want you to anwser it. I bet you can't do it.

Girlie, in terms that you would understand, GOD NO LIKEY.
Please, we're trying to save YOU.
Now duts off your overalls, grow out your buzzcut hair, and come join us in Freehold.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Oops.. DENIED! That is incorrect, sir. Only one is a juggalette. Only one is a lesbian. Only one is wiccan and a mom. Only one is Lutheran.
Next guess.

Soo... are you guys gonna give me an infraction EVERY time y'all can't anwser something?
Someone should start giving them to you guys. Y'all are a sour crowd for sure.

That was a mean thing to say. Do you enjoy hurting the feelings of others?