[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

wow this is why religions are all wrong because you bicker and argue but no one has any valid point you are all incompitent and should not be allowed to raise children for you will screw them up so bad that they will kill in the name of an imaginary magic maker named god who is a marter and a killer even if some how any one is right im sure god would condem you all for being completly imoral and destructive to each other mayby if you werent posting on some crappily thrown together web sites for people to talk about there imaginary freind named god then you might realise how wrong you are about everything and how much of your pitiful lifes you waste posting pointless message after message about of course your imaginary hate monger god

,love
cristianity is false

Rude, hateful, atheist, uneducated, can't spell, has a makeshift keyboard with neither a shift or cap lock key. Definitely a juggalo gypsie carny. If it true that if I wear a necklace with your tears in it that I can keep demons at bay? Do you people really hatch out of eggs or does the clan eat the mother live until they get to the newborn center?

[lrbailey]

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Fred? Fued? Fled? Feed? Fied? None of those words fits.

I had just saw the apostrophe thing, so I was hesitant to post "F'ed", but I should of just posted F#%*ed, or Fu#*ed, or Fuc#ed, or even #%&*$@

[Nobar King]

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I had just saw the apostrophe thing, so I was hesitant to post "F'ed",

In your case the apostrophe would be appropriate as it indicates a contraction. Now you see how important it is to know proper grammar?

[lrbailey]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

In your case the apostrophe would be appropriate as it indicates a contraction. Now you see how important it is to know proper grammar?

I thought it was but I was still hesitant. I should of just left it and tried not to of been funny, got 35 points for it...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I thought it was but I was still hesitant. I should of just left it and tried not to of been funny, got 35 points for it...

I haven't seen you succeeding tremendously at being funny. Maybe being serious would work better for you.

I see you're pointing out that the Juggalo Cult is just a fad. I'm glad to hear you think that, but let me remind you that many thought the Mormon cult was a fad, and the Scientology cult was a fad, and the Obama cult was a fad.

What if Jugglism sticks around and grows to include people capable of crafting full sentences, or people who vote?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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What if Jugglism sticks around and grows to include people capable of crafting full sentences, or people who vote?

Well, I don't see them ever evolving into people that can craft full sentences. By its very nature, Juggaloism attracts low IQ, white trash people with criminal records. However, the voting bloc is a scary thought. What if they use their Juggaloism to enable them to carry hatchets with them, just like Muslims try to assert their religious right to carry ceremonial knives on their persons? What if high schools have to give out diplomas to everyone since testing and grade requirements are discriminatory towards low-IQ people like juggalos? That is a very real, frightening possibility.

[Rock4MyLord]

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Hey guys... Just to let you know, juggalos are clown freaks who listen to bad music.

This juggalo false cult seems like something different entirely. The confusion is egging this on.

[tripp_virus]

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fuck you all .. juggalo's are gods unlike your false ass religion we do what we want when we want ... that is my religion ... i make my own beleifs not take some bullshit from a book that was wrote in order to restore order to a king ..... its all fake get it through your heads your following a book. A book that i have personally read ... a book that contradicts itself 246 times your all idiots thank you very much


FUCK YOU!!
Juggalo follower

[venus]

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First of all I would like to say that I am Ordained, I believe in GOD, JESUS, the VIRGIN MARY and everything that was ever taught to me about Christian beliefs... and I am also a Juggalette... There are many false claims listed in this topic by other posts. Insane Clown Posse and Psycopathic Records are not devil people, nor are they gang related, as many of you have put. It is true that MANY Juggalos and Juggalettes are poor, poverty leval people who have not had the best of lives and upbringings. Many are troubled teens looking for acceptance with people of the same upbringing. Insane Clown Posse's lyrics are extreme and that is how they try to reach the people who are not the "TRADITIONAL" church going people. For people who dont understand the message ICP and other Psychopathic Record artists are trying to put out there. It is about not being judgmental of other people, such as BIGGOTS, RACISTS, and so called HYPOCRITICAL CHRISTIANS who do judge other people because of how they dress, look, sound like, or if they look "HOMELESS" or not... We believe in EQUALITY in HUMAN RACE. and the lyrics are meant to be looked at and heard "BETWEEN THE LINES" you could say... Basicaly they are saying "DONT BE LIKE THIS DONT ACT LIKE THIS OR YOUR DAY IN HELL WILL COME" Basicaly they want Juggalos to find God and to have faith in the world that God has created for us. This is the way they have tried to reach people who in any other form would not have God in thier life. So before you JUDGE people...

“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye."
Matthew 7:1-5

THY UNVEILING-ICP
The Carnival of Carnage,
The Ringmaster,
[hateful juggle-tard rant deleted]
REV. Melissa H.

[Nobar King]

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You're just a nasty clown and not a True Christian. Go back to swigging Faygo and having anonymous clown sex with your so-called family. We know what juggalos are really about and none of it is about praising Jesus.

You will never be accepted into normal society as long as you continue being a juggalo.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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First of all I would like to say that I am Ordained,

Can you prove your are ordained? By what what church/ministry?

I believe in GOD, JESUS, the VIRGIN MARY and everything that was ever taught to me about Christian beliefs... and I am also a Juggalette...

No, you don't. If you believed in God and Jesus you would follow the Bible which prohibits many of what you juggalos believe in or like to do. You believe "Carnival is God" yet one of the ten commandments is you should not have any gods before Yahweh.

For people who dont understand the message ICP and other Psychopathic Record artists are trying to put out there. It is about not being judgmental of other people, such as BIGGOTS, RACISTS, and so called HYPOCRITICAL CHRISTIANS who do judge other people because of how they dress, look, sound like, or if they look "HOMELESS" or not... We believe in EQUALITY in HUMAN RACE. and the lyrics are meant to be looked at and heard "BETWEEN THE LINES" you could say... Basicaly they are saying "DONT BE LIKE THIS DONT ACT LIKE THIS OR YOUR DAY IN HELL WILL COME" Basicaly they want Juggalos to find God and to have faith in the world that God has created for us. This is the way they have tried to reach people who in any other form would not have God in thier life. So before you JUDGE people...

Do you even know what the word Judging means? It means to form an opinion about something. Everybody judges. Calling your next door neighbor a good person is a judgment. When you vote for a candidate you make a judgment. When you turn down a baby sitter for your kids because of their shady past, that's a judgment too. And your juggalo cult is filled to the brim with judgments about others....deciding that your boss is a dick so you and your friends beat him up? That's judgment plus violence against an innocent person.

Yea...you're such a peaceful people.

“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye."
Matthew 7:1-5

No quoting false Bibles here. That is not AV1611 KJV. Also, why don't you read that section again one more time. It is clearly not a prohibition against all judging, just hypocritical judging. See, I can judge you as a Jesus-hating Juggaloser because I am not one.

Matthew 7:5 is key. It tells us we must remove the beam from our eye, THEN we can see clearly to take the mote out of our brother's. In other words, once we are free from sin, then we can judge others. Only an idiot would say those verses prohibit judging since the last verse tells us we can judge!

[James Hutchins]

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Venus, what a load of BS you are spewing. I only read the first few sentences before I knew you are wack job. Go swing your hatchett at some other posse pal.

[JUGGALO_SIN]

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ima I'm a juggalo and i I think it is just wrong to degrate degrade us bc because we wear tha the hachetman and we listen to there their music and ima I want to say piffle yea you. i I luv love being a juggalo bc because it's who i I am. we We don't care what ppl people say about us and we don't go around raging waging war agenst against other gangs....WE ARE NOT A GANG. we We live 4 for each other and if nesacery necessary die 4 for each other. thats That's just who we are. so So STOP acting like you're better than us. god God made us all the same, so just stop. i I personally think that juggaloism is the next best thing. an And when we die we go 2 to shangri-la ... (juggalo heaven). icp and pyhcopathic psychopathic records are all religious. if If you don't believe me listen to thy unveiling. it It says that we follow god God and we live 4 for the carnival, so peace out.
< thats That's very baptist Baptist.....not
p.s. stop Stop hating on people you don't know.
-JUGGALO_SIN

[Noah Dint]

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"imajuggaloanithinkitisjustwrongtodegrateusbcwewea rthahachetmananwe listentotheremusicanimasaypiffleyeailuvbeingajugga lobcitswhoiamwedont carewhatpplsayaboutusanwedontgoaroundragingwaragen stothergangs....WE RNOTAGANG.welive4eachotheranifnesacerydie4eachothe r.thatsjuswhowe r.soSTOPactinlikeurbetterthanusgodmadeusallthesame sojus stop.ipersonaly thinkthatjuggaloismisthenextbestthing.anwhenwediew ego2 shangi-a...juggaloheaven.icpanpyhcopathicrecordsrallrelig ousifudontbelivemelisten tothyunvilingitsaysthatwefollowgodanwelive4thecarn ivalsopeaceout"

Please take your mother's teet out of your mouth prior to trying to use her laptop.

Thank you,

-ND

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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ima juggalo an i think it is just wrong to degrate us bc we wear tha hachetman an we listen to there music an ima say piffle yea i luv being a juggalo bc its who i am we dont care what ppl say about us an we dont go around raging war agenst other gangs....WE R NOT A GANG. we live 4 each other an if nesacery die 4 each other. thats jus who we r. so STOP actin like ur better than us god made us all the same so jus stop. i personaly think that juggaloism is the next best thing. an when we die we go 2 shangi-la...juggalo heaven. icp an pyhcopathic records r all religous if u dont belive me listen to thy unviling it says that we follow god an we live 4 the carnival so peace out
< thats very baptist.....not
p.s. stop hating on ppl u dont no
-JUGGALO_SIN

I wonder what that would have been in English.

Sorry, we don't speak Juggaloser here.