[Noah Dint]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Ok...let me get this straight. You said because I believe in God, love Jesus and God, and worship Them, that I am going to burn in Hell and that I am not going to Heaven?

Only you can answer that question. Salvation is dicatated by your actions and your true heart. Not by your good intentions.

What is THE TRUTH? Even if you are lying to yourself, you have to know the TRUTH to lie.

You chose the name "KillerKlown" because you couldn't remember your other "Killer" handle. But it's not your fault because it's a label your friends put on you? Really?

I've been called a butt-munch before. Do I choose that as my label in God's Favorite Forum(tm)? No!

It would not do either of us an ounce of good for me to provide to you the truth that is already in your heart.

Ask yourself why are you here? Ask yourself why you are you REALLY here...

-ND

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Well ND, if you could be so kind as to enlighten me as to what a Klown is, [...]

Well, this is my guess...

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

But...if I am worshipping GOD, I think that my soul is ok

We have provided you scripture to show you that your statement above is wrong. It is not enough to "worship God." Can you please address the scripture? You have not cited one passage that supports your argument.

Ok...let me get this straight. You said because I believe in God, love Jesus and God, and worship Them, that I am going to burn in Hell and that I am not going to Heaven?

Again, show me in the Bible where it says "To go to Heaven, do the following: believe in God, love Jesus and God, and worship Them."

Perhaps we are going about this the wrong way. I guess we have to ask this ridiculous question first:

Do you believe that the Holy Bible is the inspired word of God?

[KillerKlown]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Ok...you are just dancing around my question because you already made it clear that the way I believe, which is the EXACT same way you do by the way, is wrong and a lie. The reason I am REALLY here is to defend Juggalos because we are people just like you, even though some of us are not perfect, nobody is. There has only been one perfect person to step foot on this earth and you know who He is. We believe in Him, just like you all. There is no difference between a Christian and a true Juggalo. I don't care what anybody really thinks of me on this forum, but I am trying to just get you all to understand there is nothing wrong with being a Juggalo. Just because ICP sings about murder and all that, do you really believe they do that and get away with it? I could talk about killing everything, doesn't mean I'm going to go out and do it nor believe in it.

And to Ezekiel, if you are talking about a "clown", that's spelled with a c not a k. Maybe you should use spell check, or even grammar for that matter before you try to insult or talk down on someone.

[KillerKlown]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Ok, enlighten me, what all does it take to go to Heaven then? Because apparently, my church has been lying to me for almost 11 years.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Well, it's so nice to get posts from other "Christians" bashing a group of people for sticking up in what the believe in, which if you haven't noticed...it is EXACTLY the same thing you all believe in. What a bunch of lunatics...

I have heard pedophiles and homers stick up for each other too.

I do not stick up for any member of this forum, nor do I think any True Chrisitan™ does, We do however, stick up for Jesus, God and the KJV1611 Bible.
No where is a clown or hatchet included, Bozo.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Ok, enlighten me, what all does it take to go to Heaven then? Because apparently, my church has been lying to me for almost 11 years.

What has your church been telling you? You have YET to cite scripture for what you believe God wants you to do. Here, I will demonstrate how easy it is:

First of all, God tells us that EVERYONE is a sinner (Ecc 7:20, Jn 8:34, Rom 3:10, Rom 8:7-8, I Cor 2:14), nothing anyone does is good enough to please God (Is 64:6), and EVERYONE therefore deserves to go to Hell (Rom 3:23, Rom 6:23, Rev 20:15).

The only way to saved is to be called by God (Mt 22:14, Jn 6:44, Rm 9:11), to be convicted of your sins by the Holy Ghost (Acts 2:38, Titus 3:5), and to be born again through Jesus Christ (John 3:3).

Where does that say the you just have to worship God and love Jesus?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Ok, enlighten me, what all does it take to go to Heaven then? Because apparently, my church has been lying to me for almost 11 years.

Honestly now, knowing yourself like you do, can you blame them?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Ok...you are just dancing around my question because you already made it clear that the way I believe, which is the EXACT same way you do by the way, is wrong and a lie. The reason I am REALLY here is to defend Juggalos because we are people just like you,

I assure you with all my heart, there are no people like you at Landover.

even though some of us are not perfect, nobody is.

Yet you see the congregation at Landover and say this?

We believe in Him, just like you all.

You have read the thread, have you?

There is no difference between a Christian and a true Juggalo.

The primary difference would appear to be that you dress as idiots; would God approve? No. He instructs women to dress modestly. I think He took for granted that men would dress modestly.

I don't care what anybody really thinks of me on this forum,

You seem to be protesting enough for me to call that a lie.

Just because ICP sings about murder and all that, do you really believe they do that and get away with it?

An incitement to sin is also a sin

I could talk about killing everything,

I am sure that you could, but is that Christian?

And to Ezekiel, if you are talking about a "clown", that's spelled with a c not a k. Maybe you should use spell check, or even grammar for that matter before you try to insult or talk down on someone.

’Down’ is the way you are going. The demons of Hell await.

Ok, enlighten me, what all does it take to go to Heaven then? Because apparently, my church has been lying to me for almost 11 years.

At last, a word of sense. You must follow every single Word of God, even those you do not like. God’s Plan is laid down in KJV1611. Follow it and Jesus will return, slaughter those who are sinners and the rest of us get to sit at God’s Right Hand and look down on those roasting in Hell in eternal torture, which is just and Holy, for He has foretold this.

There are far too many false Christians who believe in “God loves everyone and there is no hell for the majority.” God loves those who worship Him and no one else.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Ok...you are just dancing around my question because you already made it clear that the way I believe, which is the EXACT same way you do by the way, is wrong and a lie. The reason I am REALLY here is to defend Juggalos because we are people just like you, even though some of us are not perfect, nobody is. There has only been one perfect person to step foot on this earth and you know who He is. We believe in Him, just like you all. There is no difference between a Christian and a true Juggalo. I don't care what anybody really thinks of me on this forum, but I am trying to just get you all to understand there is nothing wrong with being a Juggalo. Just because ICP sings about murder and all that, do you really believe they do that and get away with it? I could talk about killing everything, doesn't mean I'm going to go out and do it nor believe in it.

And to Ezekiel, if you are talking about a "clown", that's spelled with a c not a k. Maybe you should use spell check, or even grammar for that matter before you try to insult or talk down on someone.

Are you retarded?

Really. I'm not trying to call names or offend. I have had so much experience with children that usually I can tell a retard a mile away.

You are a retard aren't you?

This would be much easier to understand if you have a severe learning disability. That I can understand.

The truth comes out. Another heathen saying, "I'm just like you."

NO - YOU'RE WRONG.

You say, "There is no difference between a Christian and a true Juggalo." Then wouldn't True Christian™'s BE Juggalos? That is like saying there is no difference between races because we are all just people.

NO - YOU'RE WRONG.

THEN, as if we don't already think you're brain dead enough you say, "Just because ICP sings about murder and all that..." I am sure this entire congregation will love being at hand when you explain that one to the Lord our God. Maybe you can exchange a few songs and hymms with Jesus on the day of rapture. Won't that just be fun! Praise Him!

NO - YOU'RE WRONG.

Now that you've proven that you are either incapable of any actual thought process or are retarded (I'm hoping for retarded - that would be so much easier to explain) you attack Brother Bathfire for spelling the word clown the same way you did? You tell him that he needs a spell checker because you are ignorant? You really think a man of his esteemed position and stature needs a spell checker?

NO - YOU'RE WRONG.

Are all Juggallooos as stupid as you are or do we have hope that eventually one will grace our board with the ability to discuss things in a some-what rational form?

Glory!

-ND

[KillerKlown]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

I do not stick up for any member of this forum, nor do I think any True Chrisitan™ does, We do however, stick up for Jesus, God and the JKV1611 Bible.

So Mr. Hutchins, you are saying that Christians don't stick up for each other? All of you people are full of contradictions. You say one thing and mean another. Maybe you should all think about what you say before you say it.

The primary difference would appear to be that you dress as idiots; would God approve? No. He instructs women to dress modestly. I think He took for granted that men would dress modestly.

Does it matter how we dress, really? As long as you are going to church and worshipping in the House of the Lord, I think that is all that really matters to God.

I assure you with all my heart, there are no people like you at Landover.

I thank God that I am not like you people.

At last, a word of sense. You must follow every single Word of God, even those you do not like. God’s Plan is laid down in KJV1611. Follow it and Jesus will return, slaughter those who are sinners and the rest of us get to sit at God’s Right Hand and look down on those roasting in Hell in eternal torture, which is just and Holy, for He has foretold this.

There are far too many false Christians who believe in “God loves everyone and there is no hell for the majority.” God loves those who worship Him and no one else.

I don't believe Ezekiel could have said it better for you Gabriel. All you have to do is follow His Word. Take a look at that last sentence, God loves those who worship Him and no one else. So I would say to you, Gabriel, it sounds like Ezekiel just told you exaclty what I told you earlier.

Honestly now, knowing yourself like you do, can you blame them?

Ok, this made absolutely no sense at all. So I don't even know what to say to this comment.

[KillerKlown]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

So...I'm retarded because I actually know how to spell clown and some "pastor" doesn't? That's outstanding logic honestly. Couldn't have said it better myself

[Noah Dint]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Does it matter how we dress, really? As long as you are going to church and worshipping in the House of the Lord, I think that is all that really matters to God.

No THAT IS NOT WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS! God does not care what you think. Stop with the "I think" statements. Haven't you figured out by now that you are thinking wrong?

Next time you go to Church I suggest you show up naked and explain to the Pastor why "I think" it is OK and that it does not matter to God.

I thank God that I am not like you people.

FINALLY We are all in agreement. But do not be saddened. Not everyone can be like us. I am sure it is more effort than you are willing to expend. You will take the EASY way to hell.

Ok, this made absolutely no sense at all. So I don't even know what to say to this comment.

So you are a retard? (I'm feeling pretty strongly that you are retarded)

-ND

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Ok...let me get this straight. You said because I believe in God, love Jesus and God, and worship Them, that I am going to burn in Hell and that I am not going to Heaven?

Yes. Read this thread. Nadab and Abihu and Jorah believed in, loved, and worshipped God, and He still killed them dead. And they didn't even listen to terrible rap-metal.

So Mr. Hutchins, you are saying that Christians don't stick up for each other? All of you people are full of contradictions. You say one thing and mean another.

Praise! That's what they say about the Bible as well!

Ok, this made absolutely no sense at all. So I don't even know what to say to this comment.

I believe that's what's known as getting a taste of your own medicine.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

I don't believe Ezekiel could have said it better for you Gabriel. All you have to do is follow His Word. Take a look at that last sentence, God loves those who worship Him and no one else. So I would say to you, Gabriel, it sounds like Ezekiel just told you exaclty what I told you earlier.

Perhaps Brother Ezekiel's subtly was too much for you to notice. You seem to think that "God loves those who worship Him and no one else" means that "All you have to do to go to Heaven is to worship God." How do you figure that? Again, where is this in scripture? God loves billions of people that worship him but are going to Hell anyway. Or do you think that God doesn't send people that he loves to Hell? I love my kids, but God tells me to stone them to death if they back-talk.

I have given you scripture to support EVERY claim we have made. I laid out a clear path to Heaven from MULTIPLE sources in the Bible. Will you PLEASE address them? Or are you going to ignore my citations and plug your ears and scream "LALALALALA" some more?