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  • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
    OK? So God hates soft drinks? That is the stupidest thing i ever heard.
    The stupidest thing I ever heard is that there are people who actually dress up like clowns and base their lives on lyrics by a couple of WWF wrestlers. And they're not even good wrestlers.

    Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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      How would my child be an inbred? Me and my husband are not related!

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      • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
        Me and my husband are not related!
        This is your lucky day! You just won a new award we are offering! The MISS O AWARD! Congratulations.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          Mrs. O whats that the mrs. OOOOH Shit award?

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            Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
            Mrs. O whats that the mrs. OOOOH Shit award?
            No, it's really nothing bad.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              What is it then?

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              • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                What is it then?
                Well, it's the award for saying the most obvious thing possible in any given situation. Conversely, it can be awarded for something counterintuitive as well, or even for irony if something is overly ironic.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  What did i say that you knew? I hope you knew i didnt marry a family member thats nasty!

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                    Look i know we all dont get along. We are the way we are. If someone has a life style they like and its sinful that there problem. Dont get me wrong its nice that you all are trying to save folks but some do not want to be saved. Im a normal person and so is my family. I dont work i cant but i go to a day program for severly mentally ill folks. I have accepted this everything happens for a reason. You know what my therepist said caused my illness being abused as a child and being raped it causes mental illness so you all need to think about that before you beat your kids.

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                    • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                      I am not on welfare its for folks with kids im on SSDI which is not welfare.
                      Do you get a check from taxpayers like me so you can play on your computer or your XBox 360 all day instead of working?

                      Then it's welfare.
                      My husband is a juggaloser which by you folks makes him a bad person but hes not he never broke the law never killed no one.
                      Never drove over the speed limit, ran a red light, or beat up a rich boy like his heroes the Insane Clown Pussies promote? Guess he's even a lousy juggaloser.
                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      If ICP set themselves on fire would the rest of you idiots do it too?
                      PLEASE??
                      Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                      Most of us has to buy it because we cant afford name brand drinks sure there are some that can but all the ones i know either drinks faygo or make tea or koolade like we do in my house.
                      How about drinking water, which is practically free, instead of fattening yourself up and rotting out your teeth on high fructose corn syrup and artificial colors?
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                      • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        come on everyone has ran a stop sign or a red light or has speed but thats not what im talking about. So what if i am on welfare i mean you all pay for my day treatment out of your checks. It keeps me out of the hospital which would cost more ive been in the pshychward 3 times and didnt have to pay a penny all added up to about 10 thousand dollars. And all my friends are juggalos or mentally ill we all get along we understand eachother. I dont drink water its nasty. And no i dont drink regular cola im prediabetic i drink diet no calories.

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                        • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                          And all my friends are juggalos or mentally ill
                          You are the first person ever to get a second O award while the ink on the first one was still drying.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                            come on everyone has ran a stop sign or a red light or has speed but thats not what im talking about. So what if i am on welfare i mean you all pay for my day treatment out of your checks. It keeps me out of the hospital which would cost more ive been in the pshychward 3 times and didnt have to pay a penny all added up to about 10 thousand dollars. And all my friends are juggalos or mentally ill we all get along we understand eachother. I dont drink water its nasty. And no i dont drink regular cola im prediabetic i drink diet no calories.
                            Jesus hates those who rely on communism to live. Get off your fat clown behind and go get a job. And what on earth is "prediabetic?" Is that like "predead?" In that case we all are.

                            I'll bet you tip the scales at over 300 pounds, don't you, porky.
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                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              I cant work! Under Dr's orders. Im not fat! Look i stay busy i dont sit around all day i have to cook for about 50 folks a day, and go to meetings and classes. Why i cant work is stress makes me relapse and prediabetic means im almost diabetic it runs in my family everyone is diabetic except for my sister.

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                              • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                                And all my friends are juggalos or mentally ill we all get along we understand eachother.
                                This is where the phrase "takes one to know one" comes from.
                                I dont drink water its nasty. And no i dont drink regular cola im prediabetic i drink diet no calories.
                                I've read a lot about the pollution of the rivers in AK. Maybe that's the source of your problems?

                                Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                                Im a normal person and so is my family. I dont work i cant but i go to a day program for severly mentally ill folks.
                                Sounds normal to me.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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