[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

But, they are so full of hatred, judgmentalism and ALL CAPS RADNOM KEUYBOARED MASHNG, that it's rather impossible to have a sensible, civilized conversation with them and help them find Christ.

Brother, I'm not sure they would know Christ if He bit them on their acne-ridden noses. They'd expect some happy-go-lucky hippie, not the Jesus of the Bible who will return to slaughter 1/3 of mankind and leave the corpses lying on the ground for carrion birds to feast upon, as foretold in Revelation.

This is how I imagine a Juggaloser meeting Jesus:

Juggaloser: "YO YO UR JEEBUZ RIGHT KEWL LESS SMOKE CRACK MAN AND TELL ME BOUT SHANGRILA AN SH*T CUZ U DONT JUDGE NOBUDDY MAH NIGGA!!!1!!eleven!"

Jesus: <SLASH>

Juggaloser: <THUD> (body) <thud> (head)

Baby buzzards: "Do we have to have clown again, Mom? They taste funny."

[godmockingjuggalette]

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u all need to stop and this thread needs deleted you are all in the wrong. you are doing the one thing the bible says. to love all god kids and not to judge I have been a juggalo since I was 15. I know you think i must just be young and wrong but I grew up like you guys are. my father was a paster and tried to turn into my perfect sister all my life. in trying to turn me into who i was not meant to be I turned angry hated him my family and god. i turned suicidal and turned to drugs. it wasn't until I found a close friend of mine was a juggalo. he introduced me to the music and shared some of the juggalo religion to me that I changed. and yes they have some odd songs that would not make sence to you guys but ICP are doing what thousands of churches fail changing the lives of lost of young people who dont want someone shoving god up there ass all the time I want you all to read these lyrics of another ICP song

[satanic lyrics deleted]

Yes we smoke we curse and drink but lots of churches serve wine for Communion Jesus turned water into wine and drank it. as long as drinking is controled it should be fine. and in bible times they didnt have words like shit piffle bitch those were all words that came later that humanity decided should be bad taking gods name in vain would prob be more like 'JESUS CHRIST! or OH MY GOD!' but thats about ti and the bible doesnt say shit about smoking. so please be open minded all the killing and gangs that people blame on the music they are just some genuine immature stupid people who need to find someone to blame for making there actions seem ok ICP had nothing to do with it. all there songs are agents like rape, abuse, even they talk about hoes and how they hate hoes and skanks. But juggle was wrong the way he was talking to you he didnt make any thing better. But I am always getting beaten up. and laughed at for listening to ICP just like meny kids are for being Christan. I make it threw cus I got my homies aka other juggalos who care for me and love me and will always stand by me. Please next time you see a juggalo treat them with the same kindness you want people in your church treated. we are not a gang we are a religion and like it or not we are here to stay and getting bigger. and thank you for taking the time to read this.

[godmockingjuggalette]

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I think it's selling drugs.

and another thing we are not all drop out bums. I graduated highschool at 16 I am working 3 jobs we have real jobs we have real lives just to show not all juggalos are the same

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You didn't read this thread from the beginning, did you juggletard.

[Levi Jones]

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and another thing we are not all drop out bums. I graduated highschool at 16 I am working 3 jobs we have real jobs we have real lives just to show not all juggalos are the same

You got your GED after you dropped out at 16.

Also, whoring and cooking meth don't actually count as jobs. I guess Burger King does.

[Thicklette]

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You got your GED after you dropped out at 16.

Also, whoring and cooking meth don't actually count as jobs. I guess Burger King does.

What the hell is wrong with all of you? When I went to the ER Last Sunday guess what a JUGGALETTE was my nurse and guess what she was one of the best they had, I know many Juggalos and Lettes who work very high paying jobs, I do not know any that cooks meth or that whores around. Many are parents and they are good parents. like I said in another post ICP has saved many lives what have you done? You hate everyone who does not go to your special little church.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What the hell is wrong with all of you? When I went to the ER Last Sunday guess what a JUGGALETTE was my nurse and guess what she was one of the best they had, I know many Juggalos and Lettes who work very high paying jobs, I do not know any that cooks meth or that whores around. Many are parents and they are good parents. like I said in another post ICP has saved many lives what have you done? You hate everyone who does not go to your special little church.

What have we done?

We bring the Good News about Christ's temporary death on the cross at calvary to millions around the world, thus eliminating their chance to plead ignorance when they appear on bended knee before Jesus on Judgment Day. We don't wallow in perversion and satanic rock music the way you juggletards do.

[BelieverInGod]

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What the hell is wrong with all of you? When I went to the ER Last Sunday guess what a JUGGALETTE was my nurse and guess what she was one of the best they had, I know many Juggalos and Lettes who work very high paying jobs, I do not know any that cooks meth or that whores around. Many are parents and they are good parents. like I said in another post ICP has saved many lives what have you done? You hate everyone who does not go to your special little church.

I would actually drag myself out of a hospital if they sent me a clown to be my nurse. Even Canada's healthcare isn't that bad. Oh, and what do you consider "high paying"? Manager at McDonalds? Seems the perfect job for someone who likes face paint.

[godmockingjuggalette]

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What have we done?

We bring the Good News about Christ's temporary death on the cross at calvary to millions around the world, thus eliminating their chance to plead ignorance when they appear on bended knee before Jesus on Judgment Day. We don't wallow in perversion and satanic rock music the way you juggletards do.

you guys wrong and u cant talk. you talk about you sharing god word with the world and act like you guys are perfect and look how you are treating us. god made us to you know. he knew we would be this way but he still made us and loves us. and I didnt drop out I graduated early with my diploma im not a whore im really a virgin. I dont do meth and I have 2 real jobs I am going to collage next school year. how can u call yourselves christian. I have read this thing from the beginning. I didnt read all 105 pages I heard enough after the first 5. you guys have no room to talk about people you dont even know. Just get the stick out of ur ass and the cotton out of your ears and just hear what we have to say. yes we are different. we do things unlike you guys but that doesnt cover the fact that the bible says
John 15: 12-15 “This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends. You are my friends if you do what I command you. No longer do I call you servants, for the servant does not know what his master is doing; but I have called you friends, for all that I have heard from my Father I have made known to you
1 John 4:9-18
In this the love of God was made manifest among us, that God sent his only Son into the world, so that we might live through him. In this is love, not that we have loved God but that he loved us and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins. Beloved, if God so loved us, we also ought to love one another. No one has ever seen God; if we love one another, God abides in us and his love is perfected in us.
By this we know that we abide in him and he in us, because he has given us of his Spirit. And we have seen and testify that the Father has sent his Son to be the Savior of the world. Whoever confesses that Jesus is the Son of God, God abides in him, and he in God. So we have come to know and to believe the love that God has for us. God is love, and whoever abides in love abides in God, and God abides in him. By this is love perfected with us, so that we may have confidence for the day of judgment, because as he is so also are we in this world. There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear. For fear has to do with punishment, and whoever fears has not been perfected in love.


Maybe for once u should follow what the bible says instead of being jerks to anyone you think might not believe what you do. I know my bible very well. I study it every night I am a christian but I am also a juggalette.


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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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and another thing we are not all drop out bums. I graduated highschool at 16 I am working 3 jobs we have real jobs we have real lives just to show not all juggalos are the same

That would explain why you can't write a coherent sentence. You dropped out of high school at 16.

What the hell is wrong with all of you? When I went to the ER Last Sunday guess what a JUGGALETTE was my nurse and guess what she was one of the best they had, I know many Juggalos and Lettes who work very high paying jobs, I do not know any that cooks meth or that whores around. Many are parents and they are good parents. like I said in another post ICP has saved many lives what have you done? You hate everyone who does not go to your special little church.

I'm glad you can write an intelligent sentence. In this, you are distinguished from your Juggaloser friends.

So, how do you reconcile ICP being evangelical Christians and wanting you to be the same with their lyrics promoting murder, doing drugs, raping, and fornicating?

Er, not to mention the many, many Juggalosers who DO all these things, each of which is sinful and thus anti-Christian . . .

[ambweezy]

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Okay so im not a "lo" or a "lette" but im "down with the clown" wich means i associate with and go along with many aspects of being a part of these people. I can tell you these "juggalos" posting talking trash on here are posers, and shoulds be ashamed of themselves for giving juggalos everywhere more of a bad image than the already have! Being a juggalo isnt at all a gang or cult of any kind. It gives misunderstood people a sense of family because the first priority of juggalos is their juggalo brothers and sisters. Its not a religion though the juggalos take verses from the real bible and put it in to words easier to apply to some peoples lives, same concept though. We're NOT satinists though the lyrics to icp's songs are a bit vulgar and on the rough side its more a way to release anger thats pent up then to have people walking arpund listening to it and acting out in these ways

"Wherever you're at, whatever time it is, and whoever you're with,
We only ask that you pray for forgiveness and believe in the power of the Dark Carnival."

the dark carnival in juggalos eyes is the day of redemption so to speak, its PRETTY MUCH the same thing.

juggalos have morals believe it or not.
some things that are stated in their book

-Do not murder, and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment-

-We worry about the big things in Life, like murder, rape, stealing. Rarely do we even consider that even the simplest attribute can be just as bad as the more complex. In the eyes of the Carnival Hatred and evil thoughts are just as bad as heinous misdeeds. We must be caring and considerate for each other, because judgement falls onto the man who kills as well as the man who back stabs

-Do your best not to judge and do your best to right your wrongs

-Adultery,You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery. But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

-Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce.But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for marital unfaithfulness, causes her to become an adulteress, and anyone who marries the divorced woman commits adultery.

i openly admit the dark carnival, and juggalo FAITH have its points of vulgerness and is offensive to some people, but its our choice and for people to talk down on what we believe is wrong we dont talk down on anyone elses.we believe in god, we just dont believe in the perfect god most do. And its not a gang its a family, nuff said.

[ambweezy]

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Agreed, many juggalos lead normal lives and are honest hard working people. The "juggalos" that walk around thinking that they're soo amazing and calling themselves juggalos to seem like bada**'s are what you'd call posers. They go along with all the wrong aspects of juggalos for all of the wrong reasons. We arn't all that way.

[Nobar King]

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the dark carnival in juggalos eyes is the day of redemption so to speak, its PRETTY MUCH the same thing.

I'd just like to point out that they're not at all anything like the same thing. Being a juggalo might shock your parents but you can't fool God. He sees what you are doing. Repent, boy! Before it's too late!

You can't keep thinking that these juggalos are your friends. The promise of 'family' is an empty promise. Those losers will drop you without hesitating.

Accept Jesus, boy! He won't abandon you, ever!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Agreed, many juggalos lead normal lives and are honest hard working people. The "juggalos" that walk around thinking that they're soo amazing and calling themselves juggalos to seem like bada**'s are what you'd call posers. They go along with all the wrong aspects of juggalos for all of the wrong reasons. We arn't all that way.

So a guy who wears clown makeup in public and is in a violent gang that acts out ICP lyrics is a poser... but you are the real thing?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Okay so im not a "lo" or a "lette" but im "down with the clown" wich means i associate with and go along with many aspects of being a part of these people. . . . We're NOT satinists though the lyrics to icp's songs are a bit vulgar and on the rough side its more a way to release anger thats pent up then to have people walking arpund listening to it and acting out in these ways

First of all, is there a reason you made the font so small? Did you not want people to be able to read what you wrote?

Tell me, what is your thought on the ICP claim to being evangelical Christians?