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  • Juggaloclownz
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2010
    • 3

    #1021
    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    and know im unsaved trash this shows your hate!!!!!! because i speak the truth about you im unsaved trash. and now ima pagen and try to recruit you will all rot and burn since im so bad bann me.. I speak the TRUTH!!!!! and you cant handle it give me infraction ban me lable me as trash it just proves my point.. If people dont believe me now then they are so blind not even god could fix them.. I am sorry for offending people who didnt agree with your church if they exist but you guys think you a gods Messangers re look at your bible you are satan spawn you hate for no reason exept to hate.. your reverands didnt pay any attention in college or any of that stuff.. tell ya truth if you guys got any worse you would probaly be seen from outer space for what you are...

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #1022
      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      This is exactly why the juggalo false religion is a DANGER to our youth! It turns them into ranting, rage-filled retardeds who will stop at NOTHING in their persecution of True Christians™!
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #1023
        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        Originally posted by Juggaloclownz View Post
        and know im unsaved trash this shows your hate!!!!!! because i speak the truth about you im unsaved trash. and now ima pagen and try to recruit you will all rot and burn since im so bad bann me.. I speak the TRUTH!!!!! and you cant handle it give me infraction ban me lable me as trash it just proves my point.. If people dont believe me now then they are so blind not even god could fix them.. I am sorry for offending people who didnt agree with your church if they exist but you guys think you a gods Messangers re look at your bible you are satan spawn you hate for no reason exept to hate.. your reverands didnt pay any attention in college or any of that stuff.. tell ya truth if you guys got any worse you would probaly be seen from outer space for what you are...
        First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

        Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

        Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • icequeen the fool
          Unsaved trash
          • Sep 2010
          • 3

          #1024
          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          OK I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE WATCHING WHAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT AND FIRST OF ALL JUGGALOS IS NOT A RELIGION. IT A WAY OF LIFE. AND I SEE YOU SITTING HERE BASHING ON PPL WHEN I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU ARE NOT TO BE JUDGING UR NEIGHBOR. THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE IN EVERY THING UR SAYING. I MEAN COME ON U WANT TO CALL URSELF A CHRISTIAN AND YET UR CALLING PPL NAMES THAT TO ME SHOWES ME THAT U JUST MIGHT HAVE SOME DOUBT IN URSELF. I MEAN WHO GOES AROUND CALLING SOMEONE NAMES JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE THE SAME BELIEFES AS U. AND AS A GOOD CHRISTIAN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SAVING THE UNSAVED NOT BANNING AND DAMNING THEM. UR CLOSE MINDED AND IT SHOWS. I MYSELF DONT HAVE A RELIGION AND I DONT NEED ONE TO BELIEVE IN WHAT I KNOW TO BE TRUE. SOUNDS TO ME LIKE U SHOULD GO AND READ UR BIBLE AGAIN AND ACTUALLY TAKE INTO MIND WHAT IT IS REALLY SAYING. AND WITH THE NEW AGE IN TIME YOU HAVE TO THINK THAT NO ONE IS ABLE TO FALLOW THE BIBLE WORD FOR WORD IT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY AND U KNOW IT. SOUNDS TO ME LIKE U NEED TO TAKE A BIG BOY PILL AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT NOT EVERYONE IS GONNA BELIEVE THE WAY U DO AND LEARN TO TAKE A LITTLE CRITICISIM ALONG THE WAY.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #1025
            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

            Dear Juggaloser:

            Your semi-literate rant makes it clear that you are a retarded. Oddly, not a single Juggaloser who posts here is capable of writing coherent, intelligible sentences. We have determined that all Juggalosers are retardeds.

            My question: Did you become a retarded after becoming a Juggaloser, or are you a Juggaloser because you are a retarded?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #1026
              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              Originally posted by icequeen the sexylet View Post
              *SNIP*
              Friend, you appear to have broken your Caps Lock key. How you expect us to read your whining at the best of times, let alone when you are shouting at us in type, is beyond me. Please take the time to sell beer bottles or whatever it is you lot do to make money and buy yourself a new keyboard before you bother us anymore.
              Posted via Prayer

              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #1027
                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                Originally posted by icequeen the sexylet View Post
                U NEED TO TAKE A BIG BOY PILL AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT NOT EVERYONE IS GONNA BELIEVE THE WAY U DO .
                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                Please take the time to sell beer bottles or whatever it is you lot do to make money.
                I think it's selling drugs.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • icequeen the fool
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 3

                  #1028
                  Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  here let me dumb it down for u. is this better can u read this any better then u could the other message? no my keyboard isnt broken it did exactly what i wanted it to do and that was to get ur attention. you want to lable ppl well as far as im concerned you are all trash and u will go to hell with the rest of the righteous. or so called holy ones god does not hate at all and that is all i see here. none of you know how to take someones opinion and leave it at just that an opinion. instead you come on here and bitch and complain about how much we are sinning when if u ask me your the sinners leaving your life in the hands of someone that does not and has never existed. when u show me some kind of proof that he did or does exist then we will have an intelligent conversation. but u cant and you know it. so u keep on going on about how you are the best with ur vain self. i do believe i have seen at least 2 of 7 deadly sins on ur pages alone so how many more are their to fallow your the unsaved trash and labeling me as such is hate on ur part cause you obviously dont know any other way to deal with free thinkers but to hate and judge.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #1029
                    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    You sure know a lot about God for someone who has no religion. You're nothing more than a Jesus hating anti-theist. Who else would claim that God loves everyone EXCEPT the people who follow him the closest?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #1030
                      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      Originally posted by dairyqueen the sexaddict View Post
                      OK I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE WATCHING WHAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT AND FIRST OF ALL JUGGALOS IS NOT A RELIGION.
                      True! It's a cult!

                      JuggaloFaith, World Wide. 2,840 likes. We have been ridiculed, Mocked, and we get hate from both sides, but were still here! Bringing Jug


                      AND I SEE YOU SITTING HERE BASHING ON PPL WHEN I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU ARE NOT TO BE JUDGING UR NEIGHBOR.
                      Please cite the Scripture that says we are not to judge others. Then tell me who the Bible says my neighbour is, by seeking out the word in context in the Bible.

                      I suggest using biblegateway.com for this task; it will be much easier.

                      I MEAN WHO GOES AROUND CALLING SOMEONE NAMES JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE THE SAME BELIEFES AS U.
                      God. Jesus called a Greek woman (and all non-Hebrews) a "dog".

                      Muhammad and over a billion Muslims call all non-Muslims "infidels" who are worthy of death.

                      Shall I go on?

                      I MYSELF DONT HAVE A RELIGION AND I DONT NEED ONE TO BELIEVE IN WHAT I KNOW TO BE TRUE.
                      Ah. You listen to Satan's whispers instead of reading the Bible, God's Word.

                      SOUNDS TO ME LIKE U SHOULD GO AND READ UR BIBLE AGAIN AND ACTUALLY TAKE INTO MIND WHAT IT IS REALLY SAYING.
                      Sounds to me like you should try reading the Bible for the first time, before telling us what you THINK it says.

                      AND WITH THE NEW AGE IN TIME YOU HAVE TO THINK THAT NO ONE IS ABLE TO FALLOW THE BIBLE WORD FOR WORD IT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY AND U KNOW IT.
                      I manage just fine. You're the one who has given herself over to lusts of this world.

                      SOUNDS TO ME LIKE U NEED TO TAKE A BIG BOY PILL AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT NOT EVERYONE IS GONNA BELIEVE THE WAY U DO AND LEARN TO TAKE A LITTLE CRITICISIM ALONG THE WAY.
                      Sounds like you need to take a big girl pill (no, not the abortion-inducing ones that I'm sure you pop like tic-tacs) and accept the fact that anyone not a True Christian™ will be going to Hell, and we're trying to help people LIKE YOU understand and avoid an eternity of torture for their disbelief.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • icequeen the fool
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 3

                        #1031
                        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        i dont have to be religious to know what gods words were i have read the bible many times and just because i know what it says doesnt mean i believe in everything it stands for. one thing that u are forgetting is that the bible is written by man not god. it is mans interpritation of what god would say not has said not one person can actually prove that god exists and u know it. i have seen countless different versions of the bible and they all are basicly the same thing if u read between the lines. that is the reason u wont find just one god or one version of the bible its because the ppl in the old days needed something to believe in when they were in the hardest of times. i mean seriously put ur heads on straight and open ur eyes if god did exist then he would have made sure that we all fallowed his word and not let a man tell you how he would want us to be and what he would want us to believe. he gives us free will as u call it. well this is my free will and you are stomping on my beliefs and ur hate for anyone that is not like u shows and once again god as u put it hates no one. (RIGHT)

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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #1032
                          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Originally posted by icequeen the sexylet View Post
                          here let me dumb it down for u.
                          I don't think you could make your posts any more dumb if you tried.

                          is this better can u read this any better then u could the other message?
                          Barely. You're not shouting, but now you refuse to use your shift key or enter keys at all which leaves a wall of words that isn't easy to read without capitalization at the start of sentences or paragraph breaks.
                          It's almost like you're trying to hide something, and not just the inherent laziness in clowns that make it impossible to type out the three letter word "you".

                          *Snipped out a wall of words here that was just too painful to try and make sense of, but the use of digits made this part stand out...*i do believe i have seen at least 2 of 7 deadly sins on ur pages alone
                          We're not papists, so if you're (translated for you: "ur") going to cry about the "7 deadly sins", please point out in the Bible (King James ONLY) where these seven particular sins are set appart as being especially deadly.
                          Posted via Prayer

                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #1033
                            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            Originally posted by icequeen the sexylet View Post
                            i dont have to be religious to know what gods words were i have read the bible many times and just because i know what it says doesnt mean i believe in everything it stands for. one thing that u are forgetting is that the bible is written by man not god. it is mans interpritation of what god would say not has said not one person can actually prove that god exists and u know it. i have seen countless different versions of the bible and they all are basicly the same thing if u read between the lines. that is the reason u wont find just one god or one version of the bible its because the ppl in the old days needed something to believe in when they were in the hardest of times. i mean seriously put ur heads on straight and open ur eyes if god did exist then he would have made sure that we all fallowed his word and not let a man tell you how he would want us to be and what he would want us to believe. he gives us free will as u call it. well this is my free will and you are stomping on my beliefs and ur hate for anyone that is not like u shows and once again god as u put it hates no one. (RIGHT)
                            So, you say the Bible was written by men, not by God.

                            God knows everything. Surely you must agree, or why call Him God?

                            God is all-powerful. Again, if not, why call Him God?

                            Therefore, God knows what the Bible says. He could change it to say anything He wanted it to say. Every copy all over the world, all at once.

                            It says what it says. Therefore, it must say what God wants it to say.

                            If you say the Bible is incorrect, that can only happen in one of four ways:
                            1. God is malevolent, and intentionally misleading people into Hell.
                            2. God doesn't care what people do or believe, including not caring about holy wars, genocides, and discrimination, and is therefore not a loving God as you claim.
                            3. God is either unknowing or unable to make change, and thus not much of a god.
                            4. God does not exist.
                            So, which is it? One of those four, or the Bible is correct.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #1034
                              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              Originally posted by icequeen the sexylet View Post
                              well this is my free will and you are stomping on my beliefs
                              I'm sorry, who has come to whose forum to shout and scream at whom?

                              once again god as u put it hates no one.
                              Do you have the scripture to back this up? If you're going to make claims about God's Word, it helps to at least back it up with a knowledge of God's Word instead of a rumor you may have heard from your uncle's cousin's barber's mechanic.
                              Posted via Prayer

                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                True Christian™ Televangelist
                                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 8622

                                #1035
                                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                Your semi-literate rant makes it clear that you are a retarded. Oddly, not a single Juggaloser who posts here is capable of writing coherent, intelligible sentences. We have determined that all Juggalosers are retardeds.
                                Amen, good reverend! I find it rather amusing that we have been making this statement repeatedly throughout the thread and every single new juggleloser that signs up just re-affirms it. Frankly, I've just about given up trying to communicate with these savages. We'd have better luck trying to talk to a moonspeaking Chinaman.

                                To be honest, I would really like to see these inbred white trash kids get Saved(r) -- I really, really would. But, they are so full of hatred, judgmentalism and ALL CAPS RADNOM KEUYBOARED MASHNG, that it's rather impossible to have a sensible, civilized conversation with them and help them find Christ.

                                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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