[JerryFalwelDesrvedT]

Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

I see all these "christians" living in their air-conditioned houses, driving around nice cars, pulling a worthless 9-5er, and it makes me want to barf. Hippies at least do not give into such greed and satanism. True hippies live modestly and give back to those less fortunate. Meanwhile, southern baptists go to church for an hour to feel great about stuffing their faces all rest of the week with gluttony and food.

[TheJoker123]

Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

You are sick. You need to start healing by praying for forgiveness to Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

Cranky Old Timer, I couldn't agree more! They need to get down on both knees an pray for His forgiveness. I guarantee that those that kneel before him will have a wonderous "O" on there face as He showers them with THE light that is condemnation.

[JerryFalwelDesrvedT]

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Actually there is solid scientific proof that Jesus laid with many other men. Jesus loved to SIIMansB quite often if you read into the scripture close enough. My pastor is the smartest Christian I've ever known and he confirmed to me that Jesus tried homosexuality many times throughout his life and it is very natural for heterosexual men in this modern age to try homosexuality many times throughout adolescence. Face it, kids just love to get off. And we are all a little Bi. Every one of us, no matter how much you want to deny it. You are at least 1% attracted to your same sex. Darwin just keeps winning.

[TheJoker123]

Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them (Leviticus 20:13)

Have fun burning in Hell, homer!

I agree, these queers are an abomination! They will most certainly be served by His almighty hand!!! I am new here and wanted to give my two cents on this issue. Horrrible abominations!!!

WSP SUCKS!!!

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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I wanna stick my wang in that ot pastor's butt.

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them (Leviticus 20:13)

Have fun burning in Hell, homer!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I wanna stick my wang in that ot pastor's butt.

You are sick. You need to start healing by praying for forgiveness to Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

[HipPriest]

Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

I wanna stick my wang in that ot pastor's butt.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

Oh jeez!

Exodus 20:7 "Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain." You will burn in hell if you go on like this. Start reading the Holy Bible before it is too late.

[Marshall]

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This topic is indeed serious.(or "SRS" as you retards like to say)

[untitledchristian]

Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

Oh jeez! I thought you stupid fucks were being serious! Ah!

wsp sux

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

Now I get to post about the topic that brought me here when I googled "hippie christians" trying to, *GOD FORBID* find some awesome people to fellowship with and to praise the LORD for all HE has done for us. You know....blahblahblah mindless female rant snipped....

It may not be scripture, but you know the saying, "You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar?" It's true. Following Jesus, it isn't about capturing wayward souls (which...by the way, what makes you Judge and Jury on these people? You know that whole..."Judge not lest ye be judged..." thing and all...) and forcing them to "see the Light". It's about LOVING them despite their sins and their weak flesh and being truly...a little Christ, which is what the TRUE definition of Christian is. HE said, "I stand at the door and knock." He didn't say "I battering ram my way through your door, tie you up and FORCE you to believe that what I say is true." No love or worship that is forced is real. God doesn't want false praise and adoration. Nor does he want blind slaves. No true master can ever be a good, worthy master if he doesn't care for those who serve under him. And you can't truly care for someone if you insist on forcing them to do things your way. God is not blind, or stupid. He can see now, and way back then, and forever ahead. He knows what he is doing, giving us freewill. Yet again, I ask you, who are YOU to question the Master?

Listen you mindless hippie slut; You obviously have never read the Holy Bible, otherwise you would know that it says, among other things, that we are to avoid unsaved scum,

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

...that women are to keep their yaps shut, especially regarding Scripture,

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

...and that God commands us to judge and rebuke the unrepentant scum of the earth with all our might, each and every day!

2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

We would literally do anything to get a sinner Saved©. We would break his kneecaps and drag him through hot coals if that's what it took. THAT is how True Christians™ show God's love.

Now shut your pie hole and go scrub your kitchen floor. If you were my wife I'd beat you every day.

[Nobar King]

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I am going to attempt to reply to your hypocritical rant:

God NEVER EVER EVER EVER makes mistakes. EVER.

Then you shouldn't be surprised that this is God's favorite forum.

You may not understand what His plans are for other people's lives. They may not.

You, however, think that you do. HYPOCRITE!

But Jesus himself said "It is not for you to know the times or seasons for with the Father has put in his own authority."

Yet, you seem to think you know it better than everyone else. Hypocrite!

Listen, I apologize if any of my message has been rude.

You're just misinformed and ignorant.

I am not at all trying to be disrespectful of anyone,

Disrespect is so easy that it's second nature for you?

It may not be scripture, but you know the saying, "You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar?" It's true.

Tell that to the hippies.

He didn't say "I battering ram my way through your door, tie you up and FORCE you to believe that what I say is true."

Have you been letting people tie you up, again? (Now that I think of it, that might be a good idea!)

God is not blind, or stupid. He can see now, and way back then, and forever ahead. He knows what he is doing, giving us freewill. Yet again, I ask you, who are YOU to question the Master?

Who are YOU to question the master?

[*Rain*]

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Now I get to post about the topic that brought me here when I googled "hippie christians" trying to, *GOD FORBID* find some awesome people to fellowship with and to praise the LORD for all HE has done for us. You know,..."where two or more or gathered...." and all. OK. I Am taking a deep breath and doing my best to let the Lord speak through me, and not let my emotions rule me. I...well, where to begin, really? Um. To start with;

Here is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance: Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners—of whom I am the worst. But for that very reason I was shown mercy so that in me, the worst of sinners, Christ Jesus might display his unlimited patience as an example for those who would believe on him and receive eternal life.

This is a quote from Paul, in 1 Timothy 1:15-16. I don't know who ANY of you think you are to be higher than God, you know, so righteous that you don't have to love sinners and PROVE to them God's love, grace and mercy through your own actions. I certainly don't see calling them "Disgusting", "Violent" "Dangerous" etc, or referring to them as harlots, murderers, and the like is going to you know, show that UNCONDITIONAL LOVE that was mentioned in John 3:16 as the REASON Jesus died for our sins. To call yourself a "CHRISTIAN" of any sort..."TRUE" or otherwise, you need to be truly CHRIST-LIKE. Or did you all just get together, take what you wanted to out of the Bible, add in your own interpretations, and then *hahahahahaha* trademark yourselves? You can't trademark "True Christians"! That's absurd. Or were you planning on filing a lawsuit everytime you heard someone outside of your sect (oh yeah, I said "SECT" like... you know, the Sadducees had sects. Like other cults have sects.) uses the term "True Christian", and use the money you might gain with such frivolity to further your aquistion of land with "The Lord's Blessing". If you honestly HONESTLY think that the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY, MY Jehovah Jireh, my provider, my rock, my comfort, and above all, my TRUE LOVE, encourages such hate filled closed minded actions against his sometimes misguided and wayward children, then you need to get back to the HEART of what TRUE Christianity is all about. God NEVER EVER EVER EVER makes mistakes. EVER. You may not understand what His plans are for other people's lives. They may not. But Jesus himself said "It is not for you to know the times or seasons for with the Father has put in his own authority." Yet again, we come to that whole "Rising above God" complex. Do you not recall how badly that turned out for Lucifer?

Listen, I apologize if any of my message has been rude. I am not at all trying to be disrespectful of anyone, but....well, if this was still an Old Testament World, then an eye for an eye would prevail, and we'd all be walking around blind with a whole lot of hurt feelings. It may not be scripture, but you know the saying, "You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar?" It's true. Following Jesus, it isn't about capturing wayward souls (which...by the way, what makes you Judge and Jury on these people? You know that whole..."Judge not lest ye be judged..." thing and all...) and forcing them to "see the Light". It's about LOVING them despite their sins and their weak flesh and being truly...a little Christ, which is what the TRUE definition of Christian is. HE said, "I stand at the door and knock." He didn't say "I battering ram my way through your door, tie you up and FORCE you to believe that what I say is true." No love or worship that is forced is real. God doesn't want false praise and adoration. Nor does he want blind slaves. No true master can ever be a good, worthy master if he doesn't care for those who serve under him. And you can't truly care for someone if you insist on forcing them to do things your way. God is not blind, or stupid. He can see now, and way back then, and forever ahead. He knows what he is doing, giving us freewill. Yet again, I ask you, who are YOU to question the Master?

[Nobar King]

Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

So, the noodle is going to claim the hippies? They're caused by FSM, and not Jerry Garcia?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

Well, Brother Marshall, thank the good Lord you are holding up your end for what is right and true and the American Way, the Christian Way!

We don't let our boys look like hippies. None of this long hair touching the ears. High and tight, the way God wants it! No facial hair for the men, either, that moustache is just a rebellion hiding in plain view. Sideburns are no longer than one half inch, and we begin to wonder about the fellows who push close to that one.

The exception to this rule is for Pastors, Deacons, and Trustees who have had a moustache since before the days of the hippies. If they can prove they have worn it since at least 1958, they may keep the moustache (it had better be gray!) No other facial hair is allowed.

So you do not like the hair your creator gave you?
You dislike the form your God gave you?
You feel the need to remove it?
You claim that you are made in your gods image so surely to change that form by the removal of your facial hair must be an act of desecration of the God you believe in.

Now that bloke you claim was the son of God, did he not walk around in sandals with uncut hair and an unshaven face? and as for the way he is meant to have dressed in....

Those hippies with dreadlocks are but showing their acceptance of the truth of the Great Noodle and form their hair into a likeness of his image.

RAmen