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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #61
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    Originally posted by *Rain* View Post
    Now I get to post about the topic that brought me here when I googled "hippie christians" trying to, *GOD FORBID* find some awesome people to fellowship with and to praise the LORD for all HE has done for us. You know....blahblahblah mindless female rant snipped....

    It may not be scripture, but you know the saying, "You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar?" It's true. Following Jesus, it isn't about capturing wayward souls (which...by the way, what makes you Judge and Jury on these people? You know that whole..."Judge not lest ye be judged..." thing and all...) and forcing them to "see the Light". It's about LOVING them despite their sins and their weak flesh and being truly...a little Christ, which is what the TRUE definition of Christian is. HE said, "I stand at the door and knock." He didn't say "I battering ram my way through your door, tie you up and FORCE you to believe that what I say is true." No love or worship that is forced is real. God doesn't want false praise and adoration. Nor does he want blind slaves. No true master can ever be a good, worthy master if he doesn't care for those who serve under him. And you can't truly care for someone if you insist on forcing them to do things your way. God is not blind, or stupid. He can see now, and way back then, and forever ahead. He knows what he is doing, giving us freewill. Yet again, I ask you, who are YOU to question the Master?
    Listen you mindless hippie slut; You obviously have never read the Holy Bible, otherwise you would know that it says, among other things, that we are to avoid unsaved scum,

    "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11
    ...that women are to keep their yaps shut, especially regarding Scripture,

    1 Corinthians 14:34-36
    Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
    ...and that God commands us to judge and rebuke the unrepentant scum of the earth with all our might, each and every day!

    2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
    We would literally do anything to get a sinner Saved©. We would break his kneecaps and drag him through hot coals if that's what it took. THAT is how True Christians™ show God's love.

    Now shut your pie hole and go scrub your kitchen floor. If you were my wife I'd beat you every day.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • untitledchristian
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jan 2010
      • 1

      #62
      Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

      Oh jeez! I thought you stupid fucks were being serious! Ah!

      wsp sux

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3330

        #63
        Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

        This topic is indeed serious.(or "SRS" as you retards like to say)
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22378

          #64
          Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

          Originally posted by untitledchristian View Post
          Oh jeez!
          Exodus 20:7 "Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain." You will burn in hell if you go on like this. Start reading the Holy Bible before it is too late.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • HipPriest
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2010
            • 1

            #65
            Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

            I wanna stick my wang in that ot pastor's butt.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22378

              #66
              Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

              Originally posted by HipPriest View Post
              I wanna stick my wang in that ot pastor's butt.
              You are sick. You need to start healing by praying for forgiveness to Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Jacob the Angry Liar
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2010
                • 309

                #67
                Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

                Originally posted by HipPriest View Post
                I wanna stick my wang in that ot pastor's butt.
                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them (Leviticus 20:13)

                Have fun burning in Hell, homer!

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                • TheJoker123
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6

                  #68
                  Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

                  Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
                  If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them (Leviticus 20:13)

                  Have fun burning in Hell, homer!
                  I agree, these queers are an abomination! They will most certainly be served by His almighty hand!!! I am new here and wanted to give my two cents on this issue. Horrrible abominations!!!

                  WSP SUCKS!!!

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                  • JerryFalwelDesrvedT
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6

                    #69
                    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

                    Actually there is solid scientific proof that Jesus laid with many other men. Jesus loved to SIIMansB quite often if you read into the scripture close enough. My pastor is the smartest Christian I've ever known and he confirmed to me that Jesus tried homosexuality many times throughout his life and it is very natural for heterosexual men in this modern age to try homosexuality many times throughout adolescence. Face it, kids just love to get off. And we are all a little Bi. Every one of us, no matter how much you want to deny it. You are at least 1% attracted to your same sex. Darwin just keeps winning.

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                    • TheJoker123
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6

                      #70
                      Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      You are sick. You need to start healing by praying for forgiveness to Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.
                      Cranky Old Timer, I couldn't agree more! They need to get down on both knees an pray for His forgiveness. I guarantee that those that kneel before him will have a wonderous "O" on there face as He showers them with THE light that is condemnation.

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                      • JerryFalwelDesrvedT
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6

                        #71
                        Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

                        I see all these "christians" living in their air-conditioned houses, driving around nice cars, pulling a worthless 9-5er, and it makes me want to barf. Hippies at least do not give into such greed and satanism. True hippies live modestly and give back to those less fortunate. Meanwhile, southern baptists go to church for an hour to feel great about stuffing their faces all rest of the week with gluttony and food.

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                        • TheJoker123
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6

                          #72
                          Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

                          Originally posted by JerryFalwelDesrvedT View Post
                          I see all these "christians" living in their air-conditioned houses, driving around nice cars, pulling a worthless 9-5er, and it makes me want to barf. Hippies at least do not give into such greed and satanism. True hippies live modestly and give back to those less fortunate. Meanwhile, southern baptists go to church for an hour to feel great about stuffing their faces all rest of the week with gluttony and food.


                          As a true hippie hater, he does have a point about us and our amenities... we our sloths in our own way. PWNed

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                          • Marshall
                            Righteous and Patriotic
                            Highest body count at the VFW
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 3330

                            #73
                            Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

                            Shame on me for eating and having a car(several) and a home with running water and for wearing clothes that are clean and don't smell like weed and burnt anus.

                            You are an imbecile.
                            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                            • TheJoker123
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6

                              #74
                              Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

                              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                              Shame on me for eating and having a car(several) and a home with running water and for wearing clothes that are clean and don't smell like weed and burnt anus.

                              You are an imbecile.
                              YEAH! What Marshall said!... You're a true patron!

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                              • JerryFalwelDesrvedT
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 6

                                #75
                                Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

                                You have more than one car?

                                Wow you are definitely going to hell buddy.

                                You realize that by having one single car you are more greedy than 99% of living humans on this earth that can't afford a car, aren't you?

                                time to look in the mirror bud

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