[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

It's the jenkem, definately. I can't even imagine how many brain cells all that fermented sewage gas kills.

and not once have i read the word "juggalo" in the bible as a sinfull way of life sir.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; (Exodus 20:4-5)

Worshipping the Juggalo religion is a graven image, as you are worshipping something that is a creation of God rather than the monotheistic God Himself.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

There is no mention of 'juggalos' in the Bible because God never thought any of his magnificent humans would be so incredibly stupid. You have succeeded in making nigras look like real people. Way to go

You cannot sin, repent, sin, repent over and over and over. God sees the cycle and starts to ignore you, like the boy that cried wolf. In fact, I am sure he began to ignore you years ago.

[theonetheonlyme]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

There is no mention of 'juggalos' in the Bible because God never thought any of his magnificent humans would be so incredibly stupid. You have succeeded in making nigras look like real people. Way to go

You cannot sin, repent, sin, repent over and over and over. God sees the cycle and starts to ignore you, like the boy that cried wolf. In fact, I am sure he began to ignore you years ago.

make who look like real people????? O.O

[James Hutchins]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

make who look like real people????? O.O

Jigaboos, nigras, you know, God's burnt offerings. Is that clear enough for you?

YIC
JH

[theonetheonlyme]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

JH?? wow i feel bad for your soul. blind to gods love.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

JH?? wow i feel bad for your soul. blind to gods love.

You just insulted a nice and gentle True Christian. Why don't you just go away and leave us alone?

[Noah Dint]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

JH?? wow i feel bad for your soul. blind to gods love.

God creates retards and fools. Do you think he is so blind as to not recognize one either? You make no sense.

-ND

[James Hutchins]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

JH?? wow i feel bad for your soul. blind to gods love.

Why is that? You asked a question, I answered it. Would not it of been rude to of ignored you? Or was it the cold stark honesty that bothers you. Would you of preferred I prettied it up with bows and pink balloons so your insignificant feelings were not hurt? Look bucko, we are 100% honest at Landover. When a woman asks if she looks fat, we tell them the honest truth. Lies are only good for tickets to Hell. The next words out of your mouth better not be all 'EMO' like.....

[truejuggalo~SyrusTheClown]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

this is a funny site. all of you bashing juggalos need a lesson.
1- being a juggalo is not a religion i am a juggalo and belive jesus died for our sins. its just music and friends for the true ones not the genuiners like youve been talkin about
2- Juggalos cant be retarded from headbanging at slipknot concerts because maggots (slipknot supporters) and juggalos dont get along to well
3- yes some juggalos are retarded but not like you say they are. even some christians are retarded in the truu sense of the word (or do u not no the real definition)
4- juggalos are some of the only people who will support you nowadays when the fit hits the shan. (id like to see you fight for what you belive in instead of trying to scare or bash your ideals on someone) im studying to become a forensic scientist for the airforce.
5- im a juggalo and im one of the smartest people in my school (i no the way im typing this dosent seem like it im just mad at your ignorance)
6- juggalos dont hate america im part of the military that keeps you safe. take all the juggalos and other people you dislike out of the military and you are in a load of trouble
7- when the day of final judgement comes there will probably be more juggalos left than members of your church because as one of your pastors said : The bible tells us that god will damn; Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), the unforgiving (Mark 11:26), the malicious (Romans 1:29), the despiteful (Romans 1:30), the unmerciful (Romans 1:31) and thats just the ones you've displayed on this thread.
8- you call yourselves a church but your really just a hate group hiding behind a cross.
9- Wrath, Pride, and vanity are three of the seven deadly sins. if your part of the church you shudnt be using them as excessively as you are
10- the bible says god will reward those who are righteous not those who are self-righteous.

id rather talk to a maggot or a wiked clown hater (who would both back me up on this thread) than someone from your church.

MMFWCL to the true juggalos cuz ur all family and ill support you before i support this crime against the christian religion (such a disgrace)
and its retards not retadeds

PS. as we teens say you have been epically burned (for eternity)

[truejuggalo~SyrusTheClown]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

and for number seven:
The proud and boasters (Romans 1:30)
(really now gods favorite church)

[Levi Jones]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

this is a funny site. all of you bashing juggalos need a lesson.
1- being a juggalo is not a religion i am a juggalo and belive jesus died for our sins. its just music and friends for the true ones not the genuiners like youve been talkin about

In my dealings with juggaloes in the past, I have found them to be one tiny step up from furries.

They claim they don't follow the band as a religion, but then they make up terms for their retarded clown version of their heaven called Shangri La.

2- Juggalos cant be retarded from headbanging at slipknot concerts because maggots (slipknot supporters) and juggalos dont get along to well

Why not? You both like clowns. You would think your two groups unsaved trash would get along swimmingly.

3- yes some juggalos are retarded but not like you say they are. even some christians are retarded in the truu sense of the word (or do u not no the real definition)

I think I'm starting to understand the definition of retarded perfectly. No True Christians™ have retarded babies unless God is punishing them (like Sarah Palin for speaking in Church and usurping the authority of a man.)

4- juggalos are some of the only people who will support you nowadays when the fit hits the shan. (id like to see you fight for what you belive in instead of trying to scare or bash your ideals on someone)

Christians don't fight wars? You don't seem to have a very good grip on history, boy.

im studying to become a forensic scientist for the airforce.

Good luck with that. Our godly American military recruiters will say anything to get kids to sign on the dotted line.

Jesus is showing me a vision of a toilet brush, a potato peeler and a broom in your military career future.

5- im a juggalo and im one of the smartest people in my school (i no the way im typing this dosent seem like it im just mad at your ignorance)

Indeed, it doesn't seem like it. If so, I weep for the future of American education.

6- juggalos dont hate america im part of the military that keeps you safe. take all the juggalos and other people you dislike out of the military and you are in a load of trouble

You just said you are in school. Now you are saying you're in the military?
Are you aware it is a federal crime to impersonate a member of the U.S. armed forces?

7- when the day of final judgement comes there will probably be more juggalos left than members of your church

I have no doubt there will be plenty of juggalos left on earth after the rapture occurs while we are all safely in heaven.

Any day now. Please don't tarry LORD!

8- you call yourselves a church but your really just a hate group hiding behind a cross.

Friend, we are far from hateful. We just want you to accept Jesus and leave behind the deathstyle of drinking chicken blood and Faygo.

9- Wrath, Pride, and vanity are three of the seven deadly sins. if your part of the church you shudnt be using them as excessively as you are

Can you show me in the Bible anything about the "seven deadly sins"?
That is a catholic invention. We know the catholics will be burning in hell with you juggalo retardeds.

10- the bible says god will reward those who are righteous not those who are self-righteous.

Chapter and verse please.

id rather talk to a maggot or a wiked clown hater (who would both back me up on this thread) than someone from your church.

Yet here you at our Church website.

PS. as we teens say you have been epically burned (for eternity)

Thank you for your persecution. As the Bible and you kids say, "We have been epically blessed."

John 15:18-21
If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you. If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me.

[truejuggalo~SyrusTheClown]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

In my dealings with juggaloes in the past, I have found them to be one tiny step up from furries.

They claim they don't follow the band as a religion, but then they make up terms for their retarded clown version of their heaven called Shangri La.

no im not like that im a juggalo in the true sense i defend my family and friends even someone that hates wiked clown music can be a true juggalo.

not? You both like clowns. You would think your two groups unsaved trash would get along swimmingly.

maggots dont like clowns that is just more ignorance on your part.

I think I'm starting to understand the definition of retarded perfectly. No True Christians™ have retarded babies unless God is punishing them (like Sarah Palin for speaking in Church and usurping the authority of a man.)

and where does it say that in the bible.

Christians don't fight wars? You don't seem to have a very good grip on history, boy.

no they dont thats my exact point.

Good luck with that. Our godly American military recruiters will say anything to get kids to sign on the dotted line.



Jesus is showing me a vision of a toilet brush, a potato peeler and a broom in your military career future.

oh my you spoke with jesus maby we should spread the word..... but then i cant finish my forensics paper and that will b the future sorry i guess you have to do it all on your own.

Indeed, it doesn't seem like it. If so, I weep for the future of American education.

oh so do i i wish it hadnt died.

You just said you are in school. Now you are saying you're in the military?
Are you aware it is a federal crime to impersonate a member of the U.S. armed forces?

You do know there are ways to be in school and the millitary at the same time.

I have no doubt there will be plenty of juggalos left on earth after the rapture occurs while we are all safely in heaven.

Any day now. Please don't tarry LORD!

well if its ignorant people like you going to heaven then id rather not.

Friend, we are far from hateful. We just want you to accept Jesus and leave behind the deathstyle of drinking chicken blood and Faygo.

except most juggalos dont drink chicken blood and faygo is only soda everyone drinks soda.

Can you show me in the Bible anything about the "seven deadly sins"?
That is a catholic invention. We know the catholics will be burning in hell with you juggalo retardeds.

Well thats better than being stuck with you.

Yet here you at our Church website.

yeah becaus i was looking up juggalo things and found something as stupid as this and just needed to have a laugh today.

Thank you for your persecution. As the Bible and you kids say, "We have been epically blessed."

ignorance is no reason to be blessed.

[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

First off as you may be able to tell by my name I ama mother and a Juggalette. As a matter of fact I am Syrus' mother! I am a 37 year old educated women who is also a mother of 5 and astudent. Not bowing down to a man. The only men who will ever tell me what to do are God, Jesus and My Father. Yes I believe Jesus was our savior and God is the father. I go to church.

In my dealings with juggaloes in the past, I have found them to be one tiny step up from furries.

They claim they don't follow the band as a religion, but then they make up terms for their retarded clown version of their heaven called Shangri La.

And Native Americans, Buddists and others give it other names than Heaven does that make the retards too?

Why not? You both like clowns. You would think your two groups unsaved trash would get along swimmingly.

Don't speak of what you know nothing about.


I think I'm starting to understand the definition of retarded perfectly. No True Christians™ have retarded babies unless God is punishing them (like Sarah Palin for speaking in Church and usurping the authority of a man.)

Okay so woman are to be subserviant? Please I am not a fan of Sarah Palin but she has every right to do as she pleases.

Christians don't fight wars? You don't seem to have a very good grip on history, boy.

You are not christians. True Christians DO NOT insult others the accept others. You are bashing Juggalos/lettes because you do not understand them not because there is anything wrong with them.


Good luck with that. Our godly American military recruiters will say anything to get kids to sign on the dotted line.

Now you insult the military?! you really are delusional. You are no religious man.


Jesus is showing me a vision of a toilet brush, a potato peeler and a broom in your military career future.



Wow a "religious man" huh? I was always taught we raise our children up not break them down. What so you think God would think of you insulting his children and pretty much telling them they will amount to nothing?

Indeed, it doesn't seem like it. If so, I weep for the future of American education.

Weep for yourself. As I will. And as I do for all Bigots.


You just said you are in school. Now you are saying you're in the military?
Are you aware it is a federal crime to impersonate a member of the U.S. armed forces?

He never said he was in the Military read it again.

I have no doubt there will be plenty of juggalos left on earth after the rapture occurs while we are all safely in heaven.


Any day now. Please don't tarry LORD!

I have no doubt that those who are not accepting of others will be elsewhere.

Friend, we are far from hateful. We just want you to accept Jesus and leave behind the deathstyle of drinking chicken blood and Faygo.

Oh brother you are reaching now Faygo is a sin lol. Drinking Chicken blood? he has accepted Jesus and so have I. We just don't hide behind his name to insult those who are different. We accept all people NO MATTER sex, ethnic orgins, religion, and sexual preferance. We are all of one race the human race. God loves everyone of his children.


Can you show me in the Bible anything about the "seven deadly sins"?
That is a catholic invention. We know the catholics will be burning in hell with you juggalo retardeds.

Now Catholics are going to burn in hell. so you ARE intolerant of other religions too.








Yet here you at our Church website.

One that is bashing others who are different. Thats what I call a "false church" and a "cult"




Thank you for your persecution. As the Bible and you kids say, "We have been epically blessed."


Wow this amazes me. You guys call yourself christians, yet you are so intolerant. I see you ban those of different beliefs and so I probably will not last here. I defend my son and all other juggalos/ lettes here. We are proud of who we are. What we are about is being there for others. Being loyal to our parents, brothers, sisters and community. heck you don't even have to listen to the music to be considered a juggalo. Just be a good prson who loves others and is loyal. We defend each other even if we haven't met. Because we love each other and others for who they are. You wann know who Juggalos/lettes are we are FAMILY!
John 15:18-21
If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you. If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

First off as you may be able to tell by my name I ama mother and a Juggalette. As a matter of fact I am Syrus' mother! I am a 37 year old educated women who is also a mother of 5 and astudent. Not bowing down to a man. The only men who will ever tell me what to do are God, Jesus and My Father. Yes I believe Jesus was our savior and God is the father. I go to church.

Well, God tells you to serve your husband and be silent, so what is keeping you from that?

1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Well, God tells you to serve your husband and be silent, so what is keeping you from that?

1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

What is keeping me from doing this is that I am a free human being. Who does not believe that the only men I am to serve in life are God, Jesus and my Daddy. I am not with my husband any more he was abusive, Physically, Mentally and sexually. Are you saying I should serve a man like that. Is it okay to beat and rape a woman? Or just when you are married to them is it okay?