[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

Without the moral compass of the Ten Commandments, I would most likely hate my parents. As an atheist, why would it matter if I sodomized my father in his sleep? Or forged his home title, evicted him and sold it for my gain? Anything goes when one hates God.

In Christ

That reminds me, how is your father doing with his Alzheimer's? We haven't seen him at Sunday service for a while.

Back to the Topic; Brother Porter is right - the love God flows threw us TRUE Christians(tm) and into everyone we touch. We aren't a back of psychopaths constantly on the hunt for weakness in each to exploit. We leave that to the atheist scum.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist I would go down to a farm and rape every animal and vegetable they had, until I was so chafed I couldn't rape another thing.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist I would watch gay porn.

[Adam Fag]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

I would interfere with weighing machines - the first Bible verse I read was the one in my signature (it was on the wall where we did our professional development courses) and although there was no mention of Gos as such, without the Bible what reason would there be to give correct weight? On the other hand the first beam scale was egyptian (we were taught) and so I would probably interpret that as a contradiction and then take up yoga. Or at least get someone to give me a demonstration.

<— NOT HIM, THOUGH!

[GreenPoison]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist, I would go to Billy Bob Jenkin's house and personally murder him and sodomize his corpse and laugh about it afterwards.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist, I would go to Billy Bob Jenkin's house and personally murder him and sodomize his corpse and laugh about it afterwards.

Now we're talking! There's no end to their perversions. It's like they have no restraint whatsoever.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

If I were an atheist, I would go to Billy Bob Jenkin's house and personally murder him and sodomize his corpse and laugh about it afterwards.

I would have my nephew watch everything you do to show how evil people are when they don't have God in their life.

Actually, that gives me an idea.

YIC
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[Adam Fag]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist, I would go to Billy Bob Jenkin's house and personally murder him and sodomize his corpse and laugh about it afterwards.

How else does one kill?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

How else does one kill?

It's not like the Jews hammered in the nails themselves...

[Adam Fag]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

It's not like the Jews hammered in the nails themselves...

LINK

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

I'd catch some bats and fry them up. I've always wanted to try fried bat.

And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,

And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;

Every raven after his kind;

And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,

And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,

And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,

And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

Leviticus 11:13-19

Oh, and I suppose I'd become a pedophile. I mean, who wouldn't, right?



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[Adam Fag]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

This guy did.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

This guy did.

Exactly! Mosalems are just like atheists, they have no morals!

[GreenPoison]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

Also, if I was atheist, I would become a serial killer and target random pastors from all over the country and keep a collection of their smiling heads in my basement.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist, I would take the name of the Lord Thy God in vain.

I might, like other atheists, use vulger language like the word our pastors have wisely prohibited on this site.