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  • The Lord's Sword
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2012
    • 179

    #31
    Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    If I were an atheist, I would take the name of the Lord Thy God in vain.

    I might, like other atheists, use vulger language like the word our pastors have wisely prohibited on this site.
    SICK!!!!!

    I have a hard time thinking I'd be so disgusting. I know I'd be on the receiving end of a lot of anal sex, but I think I have to draw the line somewhere. Thank the Lord he has had it in his infinite wisdom to show you the truth that is Jesus Christ.
    Exodus 21:20-21

    20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #32
      Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

      Originally posted by The Lord's Sword View Post
      SICK!!!!!

      I have a hard time thinking I'd be so disgusting. I know I'd be on the receiving end of a lot of anal sex, but I think I have to draw the line somewhere. Thank the Lord he has had it in his infinite wisdom to show you the truth that is Jesus Christ.
      See, you don't understand how the atheist thinks. They don't know how to "draw the line somewhere." With them, anything goes.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #33
        Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

        Originally posted by The Lord's Sword View Post
        SICK!!!!!

        I have a hard time thinking I'd be so disgusting. I know I'd be on the receiving end of a lot of anal sex, but I think I have to draw the line somewhere. Thank the Lord He has had it in His infinite wisdom to show you the Truth that is Jesus Christ.
        You missed a couple of capital letters there Brother. The capital 'H's are required, the capital 'T' is a little trickier. Because it is God's Truth that you're referring to, it deserves to be capitalized. Out of respect for the Lord.
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        • The Lord's Sword
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2012
          • 179

          #34
          Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

          Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
          You missed a couple of capital letters there Brother. The capital 'H's are required, the capital 'T' is a little trickier. Because it is God's Truth that you're referring to, it deserves to be capitalized. Out of respect for the Lord.
          I apologize! I was more than a little disturbed about the post I was quoting, it had an effect on my grammatical abilities, at that moment.
          Exodus 21:20-21

          20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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          • TheLordSavedMe
            A young lady servicing the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 579

            #35
            Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

            If I was all of a sudden a atheist and hated JESUS I'd probably just do "it" with some boy.

            I might even try putting his "thing" in my mouth (even though it seems sssoooooooooo GROSS!!).

            But since I was a atheist, it probably wouldn't gross me out, cuz like according to all the other girls that work at The Pita Pit (they don't go to church), they do BJs to guys like EVERY DAY!

            But I think even if I was a atheist, I wouldn't lez out cuz lezzies have to lick each other "down there"!

            And that's where pee comes out and it's all hairy and stuff and I think that, to be a lez you have to a atheist AND be crazy!








            Tammi


            Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
            Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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            He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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            • Catherine Moore
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2012
              • 315

              #36
              Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

              This thread is horrific. Just thinking how my life would be without the Lord.

              I'd still be with my girlfriend, because I wouldn't know to hate homosexuals. In fact, not just homosexuals. A whole host of people. I'd probably still just generally "try to be nice" and not know or care what the Lord thought of people.

              There are charities I'd support that I know realise are a sickening perversion - providing housing for people to lazy to have jobs and buy their own or even sending money to nigras.

              Honestly, I wouldn't know how to behave at all. Left with just myself to decide what is right and wrong I'd be totally anchorless. Eating clam whenever I could, just the thought...

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              • Adam Fag
                Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                • Jan 2012
                • 632

                #37
                Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

                Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
                If I was all of a sudden a atheist and hated JESUS I'd probably just do "it" with some boy.

                I might even try putting his "thing" in my mouth (even though it seems sssoooooooooo GROSS!!).

                But since I was a atheist, it probably wouldn't gross me out, cuz like according to all the other girls that work at The Pita Pit (they don't go to church), they do BJs to guys like EVERY DAY!

                But I think even if I was a atheist, I wouldn't lez out cuz lezzies have to lick each other "down there"!

                And that's where pee comes out and it's all hairy and stuff and I think that, to be a lez you have to a atheist AND be crazy!








                Tammi
                but they could lick you
                Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                • LBC loving Dutchmen
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 216

                  #38
                  Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

                  Well I would not believe that God has given us the animals to eat and stop eating meat. Horrific, feeling sorry for animals...

                  There goes my pound of pork a day diet. Luckily I won't have to do that!
                  II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #39
                    Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

                    I would join Anonymous and send messages like this to church websites:
                    Greetings fellow pirates, hey there religionfags! Guess what? U dun goofed! We rm’d you and your gods and saints neither’t protected you nor casted some awesome thunderbolt onto us.

                    Let us be clear from the start: any kind of religion is a sickness to this world.
                    A sickness that creates hate and intollerance,
                    a sickness that brings people to wage war on their fellow people,
                    a sickness that has come to this world long time ago, when mankind wasn’t educated,
                    a sickness that brought false hope and surpression to those who believed
                    and often even more terror and surpression to those who dared not to believe.
                    Religions are authoritarian hierarchies, designed to dominate your free
                    will. Religions are mind control.They’re power structures that aim to convince you to give away your power for the benefit of those who enjoy dominating people. When you subscribe to a religion, you enroll in a mindless minion training program. Religions don’t market themselves as such, but this is essentially how they operate.In case you ever wondered why religious teachings are invariably mysterious, confusing, and incongruent? This is no accident — it’s intentional.

                    We see religion pretty much the same way as we see many governments. Fearmongering and making lots of money,so a small group of ppl will become insanely rich, while the believing masses can eat dirt.As long as they are afraid that “omgomg god will come and strike great vengeance upon me” all is good.

                    To quote Encyclopedia Dramatica (bringing you answers to life, the universe and everything since last Thursday) on this issue:

                    »Religion is a severe mental illness created over 9000 years ago, at the
                    same time as the Earth. Since then, religion has been one of the biggest sources of drama, faggotry, and unwarranted self-importance in the world today, secondary only to the internet. It is responsible for such insanity as Christfags believing that beating someone half to death with a 2,000 year old book will heal them and Muslims believing that if they blow themselves up they will get 72 virgins. Even atheists are not immune to the psychotomimetic effects of religion; the mere mention of religion is enough to send any atheist into hours of butthurt shitfits.«

                    So people of the world, don’t let religion control your life. Don’t fight against each other for contrary beliefs.This world and our life can be a wonderful adventure, where you have the unique chance to help mankind and your fellow citizens. Where we can all work together to make this earth a better place for ourselves,our children and all those generations who will come after us. ^(;,; )^
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • TheLordSavedMe
                      A young lady servicing the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 579

                      #40
                      Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

                      Originally posted by Adam Ski View Post
                      but they could lick you


                      EEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!


                      Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                      Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                      He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                      • CreationistRoger
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2011
                        • 28

                        #41
                        Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

                        Originally posted by GreenAppleMe View Post
                        Also, if I was atheist, I would become a serial killer and target random pastors from all over the country and keep a collection of their smiling heads in my basement.
                        Most atheists would, you're certainly not in the minority on that one. Stalin killed 100,000,000 by using the Godless Communist Manifesto as ammunition, what makes you think killing a few pastors will do any damage in the name of atheism?

                        -Yours in Christ, Roger.
                        Creationist college student in training.
                        http:/freehovind.com/index
                        Free Brother Hovind!

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14417

                          #42
                          Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          ..atheism will justify any sort of abominable deed.

                          "There is no God, so we can do anything," says the atheist, and if there were no God, he would be right.

                          We must remember that whatever we would do in the absence of God, is exactly what atheists are doing right now!

                          What sort of abominations would you commit if you thought there was no God? By archiving these latent tendencies in ourselves we can find out what the filthy atheists are up to.
                          Thanks for this valuable rescorce Mr Jenkins. I have found it very helpful in the work environment where I've been able to observe most of the abominations mentioned so far, latent in the minds of my colleagues. They are even more depraved than I'd thought (once you know what to look for..) and they know I know!!

                          When they see me watching them they give me the oddest looks repellent and enticing at the same time. Well, they think they look "enticing" I suppose - but it just makes me heave in my stomach. When dealing with heathens I don't look away however

                          I John 4:4a-6 ..greater is he that is in you, then he that is in the world. They are of the world: therefore speake they of the world, and the world heareth them. We are of God: hee that knoweth God, heareth vs: he that is not of God heareth not vs, hereby know wee the spirit of trueth, and the spirit of errour.
                          ©1611

                          If I were a godless wretch I'd apply for a job in a State funded school.

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                          • Atheism-mindset
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 5

                            #43
                            Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

                            ... What? The above passage doesn't show that atheists will try to justify any abominable deed? I seriously hope none of you think this. The fact that we atheists don't believe there is a god doesn't mean we don't have morals and wish to justify a murderer or anything like that.

                            I have never heard an atheist say 'there is no god, so we can do anything'. That is the most ignorant, made up statement I have ever heard. We follow countries laws, rules set by schools and other government or other official people. I'll simplify this for all of you small minded people who think we atheists are abominations without morals:

                            JUST BECAUSE WE DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD, DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'T HAVE MORALS.

                            Never in my life have I tried to justify murder or anything that went against the rules of a country because they were 'godless acts'. Christian atrocities out weigh whatever murders, disasters which atheists have caused. The only think we have done is tell the truth. The holocaust (in Mein Kampf Hitler explains that he believed he was doing in accordance to god and the Christian way of life), The Crusaders, Pagans and many others. Don't pin point all of this 'un-godful' crap onto atheists saying we are heartless beings, pretty much.

                            You clearly do not understand the intentions of atheists. All atheism means is: WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD BECAUSE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE FOR US TO BELIEVE.

                            So, before you categorize every single one of us, get to know what we think and where we are coming from first. We speak the truth in place for those who are too blind to see it.

                            Good day, and if you ban me for this I'll laugh and point out the fact you're all cowards for not being able to back up your point and not accepting a challenge to prove your own religion to be the correct one without shoving your opinions down my throat.

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #44
                              Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

                              Originally posted by Atheism-mindset View Post
                              *** I hate Jesus ***
                              Dear Jesus-hater,

                              It is impossible to both hate God and have true morals.

                              On what do you base your concepts of good and evil? Movies? Comic books? Rock music lyrics?

                              The very idea is ludicrous.



                              (1 Corinthians 2:13) "Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual."



                              Yours in Christ,

                              Z. Smyth
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                              • Atheism-mindset
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 5

                                #45
                                Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

                                I base it on how I was brought up. I was brought up in a godless family and I get complements all the time on how nice of a guy I am. Saying that you need god to be such person it disgusting, I feel offended.

                                Now, good and evil are based on perspective. Good can be seen from another person in a different aspect, while evil to another person may be seen as good. Also, changing my quote to that is a rude and disrespectful to the your fellow human and you should feel ashamed. I don't base my morals of 'good and evil' on some thing that a made up man set to the world. I would rather follow what I feel is good and bad.

                                Deal with it. While I hate Jesus because he's in a made up fairy tail of desert stories, there's no need to point out that in a rearrangement of my words.

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