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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2026
    • 15118

    #1

    Phallic Vegetables used for "Fortune Telling"

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    Asparagus mystic offers tips for the future

    A fortune-teller has claimed she can divine people's futures by using asparagus

    Jemima Packington, who likes to call herself the UK's only "asparamancer", has been testing out her technique at the British Trade and Travel Fair at Birmingham's NEC.

    Woman predicts future with asparagus
    Jemima Packington of Worcestershire makes a prediction after throwing asparagus stalks onto the floor

    Ms Packington, from Worcester, throws the asparagus spears onto the floor and makes her predictions based on how they land.
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    She says she stumbled across her asparagus-predicting skills a few years ago by chance, after some stalks fell on the floor and she made a prediction which came true.

    She told BBC News: "I can't even remember what prediction I made when I was young but my family went very quiet and it came true and the rest is history."

    She has even used her gift of asparagus foresight on actor Tony Robinson, who played Baldrick in the comedy series Black Adder.

    The asparagus he threw landed in the shape of a number four. Ms Packington predicted he should grab an opportunity that would present itself.

    He said he felt as if a great burden had been lifted off his shoulders after his mystical encounter.

    Ms Packington was at the fair to help promote the asparagus industry in Worcestershire, which is the largest producer of the vegetable in the UK.
    This Woman Mocks Jesus. Throwing these green Tallywackers to the ground and then telling people their so-called Fortune.
    Well, I can safely say to her that the only thing certain is that she is going straight to Hell.
    The ONLY TRUTH is written in The Bible. The Bible is 100% FACT.
    The Bible clearly warns us of the evil ways of Witchcraft.

    Micah 5:11-13
    And I will cut off the cities of thy land, and throw down all thy strong holds: And I will cut off witchcrafts out of thine hand; and thou shalt have no more soothsayers: Thy graven images also will I cut off, and thy standing images out of the midst of thee; and thou shalt no more worship the work of thine hands.

    So, be warned all you believers of nonsense out there. JESUS IS WATCHING YOU.
    And he ain't happy.
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    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #2
    Re: Phallic Vegetables used for "Fortune Telling"

    "Asparagus" "tips"

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: Phallic Vegetables used for "Fortune Telling"

      Excellent post Sister Talitha. Good work on your part on trying to get a handle on this vegetable abuse by these harlots. We look forward to your detailed report and videos on this disgusting practice.

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #4
        Re: Phallic Vegetables used for "Fortune Telling"

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        "Asparagus" "tips"

        They would be delicious with some Holandaise sauce.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Phallic Vegetables used for "Fortune Telling"

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          They would be delicious with some Holandaise sauce.

          That's my little lady. Always thinking about my supper.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Justina Thyme
            Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2007
            • 1718

            #6
            Re: Phallic Vegetables used for "Fortune Telling"

            Green tallywhackers and the upcoming abomination of "St." Patrick's Day... coincidence? Perhaps not.
            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

            A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
            Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

            LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Phallic Vegetables used for "Fortune Telling"

              apparently she can only read the asparagus 'signs' if the are in the shape of arabic numerals (or english letters, presumably).
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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