Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

[Nobar King]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

Being as tonight is Sunday night this unicycle image is appropriate:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

It is a little-known fact that all practitioners of unicyclery are in fact chronic masturbators.

Meaning homers who like to show off.

[JennyD]

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I would trust a unicyclist as much as I would trust a woman to fly a plane.

We saw how well that worked for Amelia Earhardt, didn't we?

[Unfalsifiable]

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I would trust a unicyclist as much as I would trust a woman to fly a plane.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

Am I right in being wary of trusting unicyclists?

If God had meant for man to ride unicycles, He would have blessed us all with impeccable balance.

[Nobar King]

I was out riding my bike today, enjoying a sunny spring afternoon, and I came upon a unicyclist. I slowed down to check him out, and he didn't seem threatening, so I asked him a few questions about unicycling.

This fellow didn't look like a clown or a juggalo; he was wearing bike shorts and had a hydration pack. This guy was going for a serious ride, and barely stopped to talk to me. He was quite a skillful rider, so I asked him if he was a clown:
"No"
"Good. I hate clowns. They're scary."
"Ha. Yeah."

So, this unicyclist denied being a clown, but since you can't trust clowns, it's tough to say whether he was telling the truth or not.

After I rode away I got to thinking about unicyclists. They're a solitary type. Most clowns ride unicycles, and a lot of unicyclists are clowns, so the odds are greater that he was an undercover clown, and maybe a juggalo, too.

Am I right in being wary of trusting unicyclists?