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This weekend, I gave a small talk to students at Crossroads Bible College in Indianapolis. Afterward, a few of them expressed concern that nearby Harrison College had a new atheist group at their East Campus. We all agreed to visit their campus and do a little reconnaissance.
The East Campus is devoted to "Health Sciences", including such things as Surgical Tech and Medical Office Assistant. But also "Therapeutic and Clinical Massage", with a "training spa" where "johns" can go for a "happy ending" of their work day!
The perfect place for an amoral atheist group to meet up.
Ironically, it was right down the road from the Church 52 Family Worship Center, a fine Assemblies of God congregation I often meet with.
When we arrived, we entered the "spa" building and heard murmurings. A sign on a closed double door said, "Harrison Atheists". We listened at the door.
They were chanting, in multiple languages. I wrote it down. Surely, it was an invocation to Satan:
Hiyam . . . Sopha Qing . . . Ouitad . . . Id <gong ring>
I could hear some Greek, and Chinese, and French, and I don't know what else in the chant. They just kept saying it, over and over, slowly at first but then picking up speed. Peering through the space between the doors, I could see a circle of people walking in single file as they chanted, with five candles lit in the middle. Satan worship!
The Christian students and I developed a plan. We'd make use of the adjacent fire hose, and conduct an impromptu baptism of all these people.
Sure, it wouldn't be binding, since they weren't volunteering, but it could break Satan's grip on them long enough to hear the Good News, that they could avoid eternal torment by turning to Jesus!
Three of the students held the nozzle, and two others readied themselves to snatch the doors open as I supervised the sixth turning on the water. Seconds later, the Satanic atheists screamed as the high-pressure water knocked them out of their circle formation. Some tried to rush the door, but the students hosed them back into the room.
Soon, the candles were out, and all the atheist Satanists were dazed on the wet floor. "I baptize thee in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!" I cried.
We left the building, since the students had to be back to the dorms for curfew. On our way back to Crossroads, we called the Church 52 folks and let them know that a gaggle of atheists a few doors down the street were ready for some witnessing.
The East Campus is devoted to "Health Sciences", including such things as Surgical Tech and Medical Office Assistant. But also "Therapeutic and Clinical Massage", with a "training spa" where "johns" can go for a "happy ending" of their work day!
The perfect place for an amoral atheist group to meet up.Ironically, it was right down the road from the Church 52 Family Worship Center, a fine Assemblies of God congregation I often meet with.
When we arrived, we entered the "spa" building and heard murmurings. A sign on a closed double door said, "Harrison Atheists". We listened at the door.
They were chanting, in multiple languages. I wrote it down. Surely, it was an invocation to Satan:
Hiyam . . . Sopha Qing . . . Ouitad . . . Id <gong ring>
I could hear some Greek, and Chinese, and French, and I don't know what else in the chant. They just kept saying it, over and over, slowly at first but then picking up speed. Peering through the space between the doors, I could see a circle of people walking in single file as they chanted, with five candles lit in the middle. Satan worship!
The Christian students and I developed a plan. We'd make use of the adjacent fire hose, and conduct an impromptu baptism of all these people.
Sure, it wouldn't be binding, since they weren't volunteering, but it could break Satan's grip on them long enough to hear the Good News, that they could avoid eternal torment by turning to Jesus!
Three of the students held the nozzle, and two others readied themselves to snatch the doors open as I supervised the sixth turning on the water. Seconds later, the Satanic atheists screamed as the high-pressure water knocked them out of their circle formation. Some tried to rush the door, but the students hosed them back into the room.
Soon, the candles were out, and all the atheist Satanists were dazed on the wet floor. "I baptize thee in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!" I cried.
We left the building, since the students had to be back to the dorms for curfew. On our way back to Crossroads, we called the Church 52 folks and let them know that a gaggle of atheists a few doors down the street were ready for some witnessing.
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