Hey! I'm behind quota here, can you direct me to some $inners?

[~Satan~]

Somebody left the gates of HELL open and a good half of my sinners got out

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Somebody left the gates of HELL open and a good half of my sinners got out

We know. It's called Global Warming.

Don't worry JESUS will send them all home again soon enough

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Is this Bill Gates?

Get thee HENCE!!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Somebody left the gates of HELL open and a good half of my sinners got out

I would think this primary season would have given you a truck load of souls with the number of people who registered Democratic. Maybe you should get your meat puppet Richard Dawkins to write another book if the action is too slow for you.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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That's not the gates of hell. That's the Metro station nearest to where Pope Maledict is going to say Mass.

[~Satan~]

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You would think so, I'm hopeing for an influx following the election, Well that and the Pagan celebration of Belthane. All that sexual debauchery is always a good one to get God busy smiting $inners!

I tell ya, it ain't easy being sleazy! Come on down and see me sometime.

[~Satan~]

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Well at least you didn't say get thee behind me! I get that from the Homers all the time.

[~Satan~]

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Okay I need a little help here, who should be punished more?
Gays?
Gays that marry?
Gays that want a Divorce?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Okay I need a little help here, who should be punished more?
Gays?
Gays that marry?
Gays that want a Divorce?

That is a great question and I cannot answer because my knowledge is limited and I am merely a feabel minded woman.

All's I'm gunna say is that it is a DISGUSTING ABOMINATION either way.

Let me see if I can direct a Pastor to this thread.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That is a great question and I cannot answer because my knowledge is limited and I am merely a feabel minded woman.

All's I'm gunna say is that it is a DISGUSTING ABOMINATION either way.

Let me see if I can direct a Pastor to this thread.

That's because it's a trick question, sister Thumper. As always, satan is trying to deceive you because you are an empty-headed female, easily susceptible to demonic double-talk.

The answer is: #1.

A sodomite who goes on to perform further sins is still a sodomite. You cannot be more damned than that. And in this country (God's favorite) we do not allow queers to "get married" any more than a guy could marry his pickup truck.

So there is no such thing as a queer who tries to get married or get divorced. That's just comical, there.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Ugh, I thought I smelled sulfer...

It seems like every time I turn around this joker shows up. I don't know what you're trying to trick me into to giving away but it won't work so back off!

Sorry, I always get riled up when satan comes around.

Don't worry about losing your sinners, I'll be sending plenty back to Hell on the next "vacation" I take.

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

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I'll be sending plenty back to Hell on the next "vacation" I take.

When you do so, can you tell them to give Satan my regards?

[Bobby-Joe]

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When you do so, can you tell them to give Satan my regards?

I'd be worried about whether you're on that list or not. Right now Jesus could have lost patience with you Sammael and a warrior angel is creeping up behind you to snap your neck like a twig in His name! GLORY! If that happens it will be too late for you to repent and will hell and Satan will have you down on your knees like Hillary Clinton with an Pakistani fashion model.

Turn before you burn Sammael!

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

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I'd be worried about whether you're on that list or not. Right now Jesus could have lost patience with you Sammael and a warrior angel is creeping up behind you to snap your neck like a twig in His name! GLORY! If that happens it will be too late for you to repent and will hell and Satan will have you down on your knees like Hillary Clinton with an Pakistani fashion model.

Turn before you burn Sammael!

What could Jesus do to me??
What you guy's don't know is that I am a warrior angel also. Believe me, when that angel only tries to breath in my neck, I will please Satan with it..

[SUV]

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BEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

(He only thinks he's the devil - he's really awful sweet)