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    Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac

    U.S. Representative for the great state of Missouri since 2001, and Senate candidate Todd Akin, of the House Science Committee, has come forth again with scientific knowledge that is once again being swept under the rug by the liberal media: Bill Nye is the cause of Hurricane Isaac!

    Said Senator Akin during a Town Hall Meeting in Missouri,
    "I think its pretty clear if you study the Bible that natural disasters are no accident. God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah because their people had sinned. And now we have an American city facing a similar fate. "

    Congressman Akin understands the direct correlation between the spiritual reality (sin) and the physical one:

    "Look around us. We have gays in the military. Lesbians on the Supreme Court. Promiscuity in Hollywood and in music and on the streets. And now we have this guy ...what's his name...Bill Nye...we have this guy Bill Nye going around saying we can't teach the word of God to our children!"

    "Is it any wonder we got an ungodly storm off our shores? How dumb do you have to be to think that's just a coincidence?"


    The video in question follows below. I would strongly caution parents to avoid watching this video when children are present in the home. I would also strongly advice anyone to pray before beginning this video so the demons that have infected Bill Nye the Science Guy are not invited into your homes, where they will be legally allowed to wreak all kinds of havoc otherwise.


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    For tirelessly protecting our rights as Christians to teach our children the LORD's Truth about Creation, and for protecting us against such evilution-terrorists such as Bill Nye the Science Guy, Congressman Todd Akin gets my vote for Landover Seal of Approval.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

    Tags: bill nye, hurricans, lies of secular science, todd akin
  • #2
    Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac

    Wow. Just . . . wow.

    I knew Bill Nye was evil, but this just takes the cake.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #3
      Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac

      Science will do anything to try to disguise the truth that we can all see,

      Meteorologists tend to disagree with Akin's description of how weather works.
      Todd Wallace, a leading researcher at Washington University in St. Louis says "There is simply no evidence that religious beliefs affect weather patterns. Storms like Issac hit the U.S. frequently and extreme weather is prevalent on every continent, regardless of the creed of its inhabitants."
      They must really think we are stupid

      YIC

      Jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

      sigpic

      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • #4
        Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac

        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
        Meteorologists tend to disagree with Akin's description of how weather works.
        Todd Wallace, a leading researcher at Washington University in St. Louis says "There is simply no evidence that religious beliefs affect weather patterns. Storms like Issac hit the U.S. frequently and extreme weather is prevalent on every continent, regardless of the creed of its inhabitants."
        That's a stupid statement Mr. Wallace. Surely if prayer can move mountains if can surely stear a hurricane:

        Matthew 17:20 And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.
        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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        • #5
          Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac

          There is NO POSSIBLE WAY you wrote that entire thing with a straight face.
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • #6
            Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac

            Originally posted by WakeUpAmerica View Post
            There is NO POSSIBLE WAY you wrote that entire thing with a straight face.
            To whom are you responding, dear?

            And welcome to our friendly forums.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #7
              Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac

              Originally posted by WakeUpAmerica View Post
              There is NO POSSIBLE WAY you wrote that entire thing with a straight face.
              I'm sure that my dear Sister in Christ was weeping bitter tears as she wrote how Todd Akin's lone voice crying in the wilderness is ignored, while hurricanes drawn by Bill Nye's anti-God rhetoric batter our shores to an oozing, wailing pulp.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #8
                Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac

                There goes MY childhood.


                Thanks alot. And, incase you didn't notice, no one can create a f-u-c-k-ing hurricane.

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                • #9
                  Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac

                  Originally posted by Blockguy123 View Post
                  There goes MY childhood.


                  Thanks alot. And, incase you didn't notice, no one can create a f-u-c-k-ing hurricane.
                  Really?

                  Jonah 1:4 But the Lord sent out a great wind into the sea, and there was a mighty tempest in the sea, so that the ship was like to be broken.

                  You probably didn't notice because you haven't read the Bible. Idiot!!
                  -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                  -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                  -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                  -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                  -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                  -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                  -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                  STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac

                    Originally posted by Blockguy123 View Post
                    There goes MY childhood.


                    Thanks alot. And, incase you didn't notice, no one can create a f-u-c-k-ing hurricane.
                    The LORD GOD can, He can flood the whole earth if He wants to!

                    For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.~Genesis 7:4

                    Check and mate, atheist!
                    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                    • #11
                      Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac

                      Is he the reason the hurricane hit or the cause? Because personally I would not want to fuck with the guy that CAN CONTROL HURRICANES!
                      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac

                        Originally posted by Spike the Scottish Poof View Post
                        personally I would not want to piffle with the guy that CAN CONTROL HURRICANES!
                        That would be the LORD thy God.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac

                          Long time reader first time poster,
                          One thing i do not understand is why would God send the hurricane to us God Fearing Southerners, instead of those harlots and heathens in the north and Hellywood.
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac

                            Originally posted by MehrunesDagon View Post
                            Long time reader first time poster,
                            One thing i do not understand is why would God send the hurricane to us God Fearing Southerners, instead of those harlots and heathens in the north and Hellywood.
                            Sir/Madam, that is a good question.

                            THE LORD works in mysterious ways; perhaps they are allowed to live as an example of what not to be?

                            Only He knows... but I do agree they are long overdue for a reckoning.
                            The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                            • #15
                              Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac

                              Originally posted by MehrunesDagon View Post
                              Long time reader first time poster,
                              One thing i do not understand is why would God send the hurricane to us God Fearing Southerners, instead of those harlots and heathens in the north and Hellywood.
                              The LORD can discipline the north with blizzards, Hollyweird with earthquakes. The hurricane was used to draw attention to the blatantly satanic homoerotic massive orgy called "Southern Decadence."


                              The arrival of Hurricane Isaac exactly seven years after Hurricane Katrina blasted New Orleans has some people wondering if there’s more to it than random chance, and suggesting the popular homosexual festival Southern Decadence may be part of a judgment from God.
                              http://www.wnd.com/2012/08/eerie-bible-coincidence-for-hurricane-isaac/?cat_orig=faith/
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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