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  • Atheist cult to meet in Portland; God shows wrath

    The vile "Freedom From Religion Foundation" cult will be having its national convention in Portland, Oregon this weekend.

    They will gather, worship at the feet of keynote speaker Richard Dawkins, and spend the weekend mocking Jesus, blaspheming the Holy Spirit, and engaging in orgies of sodomy and baby-eating.

    God is not pleased.

    Today and tomorrow will be sunny, and in the low 70s. Perfect weather!

    But just look at what God has in store for these atheist trolls come Friday:



    Extreme weather for the extremists! God's fury will be unleashed with high winds and lashing downpours!

    Join me in praying that these God-mockers find their hotel destroyed by God's wrathful storm.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    Re: Atheist cult to meet in Portland; God shows wrath

    WHOA!!

    With that kind of extreme weather you'd think Bill Nye was scheduled to speak. A forecast like that is a clear sign God hates atheists and is showing his wrath. They would be crazy to attend, then again....they're dumb atheists - moths to the flame.
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    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

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    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
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    • #3
      Re: Atheist cult to meet in Portland; God shows wrath

      Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
      WHOA!!

      With that kind of extreme weather you'd think Bill Nye was scheduled to speak. A forecast like that is a clear sign God hates atheists and is showing his wrath. They would be crazy to attend, then again....they're dumb atheists - moths to the flame.
      Bet they start canceling, and Dawkins has to speak to an empty room.

      Assuming his plane can even land!
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #4
        Re: Atheist cult to meet in Portland; God shows wrath

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Bet they start canceling, and Dawkins has to speak to an empty room.

        Assuming his plane can even land!
        One thing is for sure: God know what He is doing.

        If a bunch of atheists are gathering, there will be bad weather--happens every time.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • #5
          Re: Atheist cult to meet in Portland; God shows wrath

          My humble abode is situated within the beautiful Pacific Northwest. Gods blessing of rain, the day before the convention proves his majestic power. The roads are going to be so slick from oil, combined with traveling atheists, that God will have the perfect means of justifiably smiting them.

          I looked into attending, for the sole purpose of witnessing to Richard and sharing my wonderful testimony. Unfortunately, he's a deluded, tyrannical narcissist, as he is charging $650 per person. I was willing to risk life and limb, driving 2 hours at 4.20 a gallon to share with him a "free*" gift of salvation. Forget it, he can burn in hell now for all I care. If he's as smart as he claims, then I find it impossible that he could disbelieve in God. Must be an agent of Satan. Get thee hence Richard...

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            Re: Atheist cult to meet in Portland; God shows wrath

            Originally posted by Brother Mark Loman View Post
            My humble abode is situated within the beautiful Pacific Northwest. Gods blessing of rain, the day before the convention proves his majestic power. The roads are going to be so slick from oil, combined with traveling atheists, that God will have the perfect means of justifiably smiting them.

            I looked into attending, for the sole purpose of witnessing to Richard and sharing my wonderful testimony. Unfortunately, he's a deluded, tyrannical narcissist, as he is charging $650 per person. I was willing to risk life and limb, driving 2 hours at 4.20 a gallon to share with him a "free*" gift of salvation. Forget it, he can burn in hell now for all I care. If he's as smart as he claims, then I find it impossible that he could disbelieve in God. Must be an agent of Satan. Get thee hence Richard...
            Of course. I'd imagine Dawkins and his ilk are at least four or five Z-scores under field nigras in terms of intelligence. Even the nigras know how to make noises and dance around and jump and shout and swing each other around by their arms until they get tired. Dawkins is utterly incapable of such expressions.

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            • #7
              Re: Atheist cult to meet in Portland; God shows wrath

              You all may have noticed I was away for a couple of days.

              I took a trip to Portland and bought a ticket for the anti-God fest that is the Freedom From Religion Foundation's annual conference!

              I do have some misgivings about going; after all, God doubtless spared the hundreds of attendees from His full wrath because a righteous True Christian(tm) was among them.

              But I do have valuable information on the atheist agenda! I learned just how much these people really hate Jesus.

              Peter Boghossian is a professor at Portland State University. He talked about belief systems and how "faith is not a path to knowledge".

              Unfortunately, he didn't take questions . . . I'd have asked him why he thinks that matters, given Hebrews 11:1, which explains how faith IS the evidence of God.

              Duh.

              Katherine Stewart talked about her book, The Good News Club: The Christian Right's Stealth Assault on America's Children.

              Seems Ms. Stewart hates children so much that she doesn't want the Good News Club, a Christian organization that does Bible studies, coming into public schools to teach children how to avoid Hell! "Horrors!" she cries. "Christians are sending home sneaky permission slips to parents, so they don't realize that they will be teaching their children the evils of Papist idolatry, or sodomy, or sin!"

              She complained that missionary groups have learned that 85% of their conversions to Christianity occur in the 4-14 year-old age group.

              DUH! That's why we know that it's important to protect children from vile influences like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and instead be sure they spend those formative years learning about Jesus and Hell and God's Love!


              There's more, which I will get to soon.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                Re: Atheist cult to meet in Portland; God shows wrath

                Ah, that why the weather here and England is so terrible! Praise Jesus for punishing the atheists!
                II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                • #9
                  Re: Atheist cult to meet in Portland; God shows wrath

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  The vile "Freedom From Religion Foundation" cult will be having its national convention in Portland, Oregon this weekend.

                  They will gather, worship at the feet of keynote speaker Richard Dawkins, and spend the weekend mocking Jesus, blaspheming the Holy Spirit, and engaging in orgies of sodomy and baby-eating.

                  God is not pleased.

                  Today and tomorrow will be sunny, and in the low 70s. Perfect weather!

                  But just look at what God has in store for these atheist trolls come Friday: Extreme weather for the extremists! God's fury will be unleashed with high winds and lashing downpours!

                  Join me in praying that these God-mockers find their hotel destroyed by God's wrathful storm.
                  Christians can get together in their tax-exempt buildings to worship every Sunday, but atheists can't have an annual convention at a Hilton? Double standard!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Atheist cult to meet in Portland; God shows wrath

                    Originally posted by MrCanadianAntitheist View Post
                    Christians can get together in their tax-exempt buildings to worship every Sunday, but atheists can't have an annual convention at a Hilton? Double standard!
                    I didn't say they can't. I said God was going to unleash His Wrath upon them, and asked others to join me in praying for their utter destruction.

                    That's not preventing them from meeting.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Atheist cult to meet in Portland; God shows wrath

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      I didn't say they can't. I said God was going to unleash His Wrath upon them, and asked others to join me in praying for their utter destruction.

                      That's not preventing them from meeting.
                      hees gonna do the same thing he did to hitler rite??

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                      • #12
                        Re: Atheist cult to meet in Portland; God shows wrath

                        Originally posted by kipp muds View Post
                        hees gonna do the same thing he did to hitler rite??
                        Cause them to commit suicide, then burn them alive for all time in His Lake of Fire?

                        Possibly.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          Re: Atheist cult to meet in Portland; God shows wrath

                          Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
                          Ah, that why the weather here and England is so terrible! Praise Jesus for punishing the atheists!
                          I've heard there are many more tornados now in England, following the explosion of "Jedi" worshippers and international atheists erupting out of their universities. Is it the same in Europe? There seems to be a lot of "experimental" heavy metal going on too seeing how fast everyone can blow up their amps or something. All this occurring at the same time cannot be a coincidence!

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