[ThetruewiccaFool]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Most of today's Wiccans worship that stupid "earth based horned god" and "goddess". The only real Wiccans anymore are the Satanist like me.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

You would be surprised what I went through during my initiation period. It's a fair standard that all Wiccans go through this: first came the fasting for months on end, a test of your bodily strength, then locked in a five by five room for two consecutive months, a true test of mental strength, and last, you get to have sex with every member of the circle of what is comprised mostly of guys with nice bodies. I'm sure you people would enjoy it as much as I did. Now each month we initiate a new member on the full moon, roughly thirteen a year. Then just to mock the "christians" around us we throw up a cross and put pentacles and small skeletons on it then we burn it down to the ground while the town looks on. It is alot of fun.

It's not as much fun as we have. We use real wickedans if any are still alive after the hunt.

[ThetruewiccaFool]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

You would be surprised what I went through during my initiation period. It's a fair standard that all Wiccans go through this: first came the fasting for months on end, a test of your bodily strength, then locked in a five by five room for two consecutive months, a true test of mental strength, and last, you get to have sex with every member of the circle of what is comprised mostly of guys with nice bodies. I'm sure you people would enjoy it as much as I did. Now each month we initiate a new member on the full moon, roughly thirteen a year. Then just to mock the "christians" around us we throw up a cross and put pentacles and small skeletons on it then we burn it down to the ground while the town looks on. It is alot of fun.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Amen.
Prayse Jesus The Lord Allmighty!

Good. You have released yourself from Catholicism. PRAISE JESUS!

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

I also admit to the other things on this site. Not bathing, sexual human sacrifice, animal sacrifice, wearing mold caked silver jewelry. Almost all of it is true.

I didn't know being a crack-head attention whore was part of satan's sign up program.

[ThetruewiccaFool]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

So, you ADMIT to worshipping satan - AND want to establish "real" Christianity? Your idea of this is satan worship?

By any chance do you have good health insurance? I recommend a cat scan and intense psycho-therapy.

When you get your mind right, get right with God! Praise!

I also admit to the other things on this site. Not bathing, sexual human sacrifice, animal sacrifice, wearing mold caked silver jewelry. Almost all of it is true.

[ThetruewiccaFool]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Hexes and spells have been a major part of all True Christian Society since Satan decided to have a little fun with the people who call themselves "christian". Unfortunately many people do not know this. They (meaning you and the other morons) have been mislead by several horny old men standing around cities in Palestine and Jew land saying "we should get together to see if we can trick thousands of souls into worshiping a fake deity." Satan is the only way to live in this world.

Per totus res spiritus incendia. Cultus is quod habitum is propinquus. Per totus res spiritus aer. Cultus is quod habitum is propinquus. Per totus res spiritus aequora. Cultus is quod habitum is propinquus. Per totus res spiritus orbis terrarum. Cultus is quod habitum is propinquus. Illa res empower mihi , planto mihi validus. Temerarius illa lacuna.

[Krusty-Nicole]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

Amen.
Prayse Jesus The Lord Allmighty!

[Krusty-Nicole]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

iam iacio super vos a vomica a hex , quod a alica ut mos solvo , totus contemno illa populus partis pro everto , vos vadum caveo. Is mos adeo smite vos , quod vindico.

No spells and charms.They are big awful sins.

[ChristianInNC]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

I'm the real Wicca. Spells, hexes, charms and Satan worshiping. I want to take down the false "chirstian" ways and put up the real. And I truly hope you guys find the truth in this.

iam iacio super vos a vomica a hex , quod a alica ut mos solvo , totus contemno illa populus partis pro everto , vos vadum caveo. Is mos adeo smite vos , quod vindico.

So, you ADMIT to worshipping satan - AND want to establish "real" Christianity? Your idea of this is satan worship?

By any chance do you have good health insurance? I recommend a cat scan and intense psycho-therapy.

When you get your mind right, get right with God! Praise!

[Nobar King]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Thanks, Pastor. I hope that scares away those witches for a while.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

iam iacio super vos a vomica a hex , quod a alica ut mos solvo , totus contemno illa populus partis pro everto , vos vadum caveo. Is mos adeo smite vos , quod vindico.

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[JennyD]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

I see that I have, everyone on this thread that I have read of is just as mormonic as I seem to be to you, no. Believing in false gods and goddess when we all know the real true god is Satan.

Friend, the Bible says that God created Satan.

How then can Satan be the "real true god"?

[Nobar King]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

You sound more like a goth. Are you sure you know what a wiccan is?

[ThetruewiccaFool]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

I see that I have, everyone on this thread that I have read of is just as moronic as I seem to be to you, no. Believing in false gods and goddess when we all know the real true god is Satan.