[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Finally a smart woman in the bunch, see the truth also, to a degree i believe. And thank you Zeke for the infraction I would love to get another for saying that you don't have a theological degree on your biography and truly doubt your photographic memory, especially since the availability of the Internet. On a side note Quarantine sounds fun. So go ahead I won't mind a bit. Your friend in Satan.

We aim to please.

I do in fact have a Doctorate in Theology, as well as a Doctorate in Philosophy (the better to understand satan with), both from Landover Baptist University. If anyone would like to take a look at the rigorous requirements to be a True Christian(tm) Pastor, take a look at THIS thread.

[ThetruewiccaFool]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Brother Nobar, it seems to me TheTrueWicca is finally coming clean for us, and telling us the real Truth about Wicca . . . that it is, in fact, Satan worship!

Finally a smart woman in the bunch, see the truth also, to a degree i believe. And thank you Zeke for the infraction I would love to get another for saying that you don't have a theological degree on your biography and truly doubt your photographic memory, especially since the availability of the Internet. On a side note Quarantine sounds fun. So go ahead I won't mind a bit. Your friend in Satan.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Forums are open topics of discussion as defined by law. And no where in your "bio" do I see anything about a theology degree but quite interesting a photographic memory at your disposal

より 悪魔 我が 友達

This is not your personal playground, witch!! And since Landover Baptist Church owns and operates this forum, WE are the law. Your rights on this friendly Christian forum are listed HERE.

Mind your tongue, or I'll toss you into Quarantine with the rest of the scum.

And you butchered that Japanese. It should read: 悪魔 我が 友達 より. You need a few more years of study, asshat. And if your friend is satan, then you don't have that kind of time.

[JennyD]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

I don't know who TheTrueWicca is, he has no credentials, but I suspect that he's using this forum to post lies about Wicca. Where are the defenders of Wicca when you need them?

Brother Nobar, it seems to me TheTrueWicca is finally coming clean for us, and telling us the real Truth about Wicca . . . that it is, in fact, Satan worship!

[ThetruewiccaFool]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

All you have to do is look. My biography is listed on our Church website HERE.

Now, state your business witch. This is God's favorite forum, not a Craig's List for Cauldrons.

Forums are open topics of discussion as defined by law. And no where in your "bio" do I see anything about a theology degree but quite interesting a photographic memory at your disposal

より 悪魔 我が 友達

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

So you think that I spread lies about the great Wicca and all that Satan inhabits in it. You ask for all those false people who claim to follow this religion. Oh well i can't really force your opinion about these posers. Maybe one day you'll find the truth. About Satan and about what Wicca really is. And who really needs credentials anyway. Haven't found any one you or "Pastor" Zeke. Have fund trying to disprove your own religion.

All you have to do is look. My biography is listed on our Church website HERE.

Now, state your business witch. This is God's favorite forum, not a Craig's List for Cauldrons.

[ThetruewiccaFool]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

I don't know who TheTrueWicca is, he has no credentials, but I suspect that he's using this forum to post lies about Wicca. Where are the defenders of Wicca when you need them?

So you think that I spread lies about the great Wicca and all that Satan inhabits in it. You ask for all those false people who claim to follow this religion. Oh well i can't really force your opinion about these posers. Maybe one day you'll find the truth. About Satan and about what Wicca really is. And who really needs credentials anyway. Haven't found any one you or "Pastor" Zeke. Have fund trying to disprove your own religion.

[Krusty-Nicole]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

I don't know who TheTrueWicca is, he has no credentials, but I suspect that he's using this forum to post lies about Wicca. Where are the defenders of Wicca when you need them?

Are you serious?
Well, I don't really bother for them.

[Nobar King]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

I don't know who TheTrueWicca is, he has no credentials, but I suspect that he's using this forum to post lies about Wicca. Where are the defenders of Wicca when you need them?

[Krusty-Nicole]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Kristy, there may be hope for you yet. We shall enjoy your continued participation until you have given up the worship of the false fish-head god you catlicks throw money to and become a TRUE CHRISTIAN™.

Thank you Sir, thats a helpful thought.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Thank you for your kind invitation, but I'm happy and fullfilled the way I am.

I will pray for you. To Jesus.

Kristy, there may be hope for you yet. We shall enjoy your continued participation until you have given up the worship of the false fish-head god you catlicks throw money to and become a TRUE CHRISTIAN(TM).

[Krusty-Nicole]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Jesus is a lie just like God. The only deity anyone should worship is the great Satan. He empowers all of us including you. He wants you to follow your fake ways so he can see the look on your faces when you finally see Him. And as for the lava shower, more and more people are figuring out that they would rather endure that than go through a life without the great "sins." Trust me it will be worth it if you convert like the smarter mormons.

Thank you for your kind invitation, but I'm happy and fullfilled the way I am.

I will pray for you. To Jesus.

[ThetruewiccaFool]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Jesus is a lie just like God. The only deity anyone should worship is the great Satan. He empowers all of us including you. He wants you to follow your fake ways so he can see the look on your faces when you finally see Him. And as for the lava shower, more and more people are figuring out that they would rather endure that than go through a life without the great "sins." Trust me it will be worth it if you convert like the smarter morons.

[Krusty-Nicole]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Most of today's Wiccans worship that stupid "earth based horned god" and "goddess". The only real Wiccans anymore are the Satanist like me.

Its the other way round.

And being a Wiccan or Satanist won't bring you anything good.
Satan is using you now but when you will be on the path between Heave and Hell he will spit on your face and send you to a lava shower. That can't be fun. Satan does never offer presents...unless they entertain himself. So be aware of what you're doing.
Jesus is the way.

[Krusty-Nicole]

Re: Why Wicca is nonsense

Good. You have released yourself from Catholicism. PRAISE JESUS!

So may I have my original nickanme back? LOL


I woudn't give up on being Catholic for any means.