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  • piffle ALL RELIGION!!!

    Religion is something to believe for hope but all religious organizations have become selfish brainwashing cults
    Daniel 12:2
    And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.

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    Re: piffle ALL RELIGION!!!

    That is one of the reasons Landover exists! To fight those ignorant, brainwashed cults like Islam and Catholicism and Hindu.
    Without us how would you know why you are going to Hell?
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • #3
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      Originally posted by Juggalo69 View Post
      Religion is something to believe for hope but all religious organizations have become selfish brainwashing cults
      Why do you hate Jesus and Freedom friend?

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • #4
        Re: piffle ALL RELIGION!!!

        Originally posted by Juggalo69 View Post
        Religion is something to believe for hope but all religious organizations have become selfish brainwashing cults
        Juggalo is a religion/cult.

        So you're saying that you are a selfish brainwasher?
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • #5
          Re: piffle ALL RELIGION!!!

          Originally posted by Juggalo69 View Post

          Religion is something to believe for hope but all religious organizations have become selfish brainwashing cults
          Tell us one good reason you think religion is something to believe when you don't even go to church? What are you, some kind of beatnik from the 50's, Jughead guy?

          Jesus is not pleased. And now I must go answer the door, I think it's those Jehovah's Witnesses again.
          Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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          • #6
            Re: piffle ALL RELIGION!!!

            first of all i dont follow the juggalo religion and religion is sumtnig to believei in that there is hope for the after life and i know this because i have common sense and understand thing hoes!!!!
            Daniel 12:2
            And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.

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            • #7
              Re: piffle ALL RELIGION!!!

              Say what?

              Try to speak American here, we can't understand your foreign jibberating mannerisms.
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • #8
                Re: piffle ALL RELIGION!!!

                Originally posted by Juggalo69 View Post
                first of all i dont follow the juggalo religion and religion is sumtnig to believei in that there is hope for the after life and i know this because i have common sense and understand thing hoes!!!!
                Lies...you obviously have no common sense, or you'd be yearning to be saved by the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. We, at least, have the common sense to not damn ourselves to Hell by disavowing religion.

                Is this one of the retardeds that we've been warned about?
                A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                Psalm 139:19-20
                Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                • #9
                  Re: piffle ALL RELIGION!!!

                  piffle that im down with the Red Raggs nigga

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                  • #10
                    Re: piffle ALL RELIGION!!!

                    Originally posted by liljewer 89 View Post
                    piffle that im down with the Red Raggs nigga
                    You mean Obama?
                    Seriously, I'm trying to understand your ignorant ghetto slang but it's becoming difficult.

                    Down with(voting for?) Red Rag(commie flag?) Nigga(Obama?)

                    Why are you voting Obama? He's a colored fella. There is no historical proof that a black man can run the country, shouldn't you play it safe and vote for John McCain? Old white guys seem to do a pretty good job historically.
                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                    • #11
                      Re: piffle ALL RELIGION!!!

                      Originally posted by Juggalo69 View Post
                      first of all i dont follow the juggalo religion and religion is sumtnig to believei in that there is hope for the after life and i know this because i have common sense and understand thing hoes!!!!
                      If you don't follow the Juggalo cult, why did you name yourself Juggalo?

                      That'd be like someone calling himself Jewboy and claiming to be a Muslim.

                      It doesn't add up, clown boy.
                      Originally posted by liljewer 89 View Post
                      piffle that im down with the Red Raggs nigga
                      Are you suggesting that you want to "go south" on Oprah during her unclean time?!
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                      • #12
                        Re: piffle ALL RELIGION!!!

                        a juggalo is a social group not only a religion
                        Daniel 12:2
                        And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.

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                          What's with all the hamburgers they eat? I just don't get that.
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                          • #14
                            Re: piffle ALL RELIGION!!!

                            Originally posted by Juggle Blow 69 View Post
                            a juggalo is a social group not only a religion
                            How can "a juggalo" be a social group?

                            According to your Retarded Clown Overlords, a juggalo is a violent homersexual pervert on welfare:

                            "What Is A Juggalo"

                            What is a juggalo?
                            Let me think for a second
                            Oh, he gets butt-naked
                            And then he walks through the streets
                            Winking at the freaks
                            With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

                            What is a juggalo?
                            He just don't care
                            He might try to put a weave
                            In his nut hair
                            Cuz he could give a <CENSORED> less
                            What a <CENSORED>thinks
                            He tell her that her butt stinks
                            And all that


                            What is a juggalo?
                            He drinks like a fish
                            And then he starts huggin people
                            Like a drunk <CENSORED>
                            Next thing, he's pickin fights
                            With his best friends
                            Then he starts with the huggin again
                            <CENSORED>!


                            What is a juggalo?
                            A <CENSORED>lunatic
                            Somebody with a rope tied to his <TALLYWHACKER>
                            Then he jumps out a ten-story window
                            Oh!


                            What is a juggalo?
                            A juggalo
                            That's what it is
                            Well, <CENSORED>, if I know
                            What is a juggalo?
                            I don't know
                            But I'm down with the clown
                            And I'm down for life, yo


                            What is a juggalo?
                            A dead body
                            Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
                            Anybody that you've ever met before
                            He'll eat monopoly and <CENSORED> out connect four

                            What is a juggalo?
                            He ain't a bitchboy
                            He'll walk through the hills
                            And beat down a rich boy
                            Walks right in the house
                            When you're having supper
                            And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

                            What is a juggalo?
                            Well, he ain't a phoney
                            He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
                            And watch you sit there
                            And finish up the last bit
                            Cuz your a stupid ass dumb <CENSORED>idiot

                            What is a juggalo?
                            He's a graduate
                            He graduated from....well
                            At least, he got a job
                            He's not a dumb putz
                            He works for himself scratching his nuts

                            What is a juggalo?
                            A Hulkamaniac
                            He powerbombs mother<CENSORED> into thumbtacks
                            People like him till
                            They find out he's unstable
                            He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table
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                            • #15
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                              Most times I wouldn't take stereotypes into consideration, but seriously, all the juggalos I've met are stupid, asinine, boring, worthless pieces of space. They have the intelligence of a peanut, and do not contribute anything good to society. Go ahead, try and name one juggalo that's done anything good for anyone, and I'll drop all those comments made against them. I'll wait.
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                              And you said " a juggalo is a social group not only a religion".

                              When your topic title says: piffle all religion!

                              So you're a self hating juggalo or something?
                              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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