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No, friends, GOD is simply weeding out the people our Glorious Decider doesn't have the troops to spare on. We still have not finished the massacre in Iraq and Iran, so JESUS sent us a little assistance. Everything will be fine again when John McCain is elected and reinstates the draft.
I am back for a short while. The Church sent me on a secret mission to (shudder) Salt Lake City, Utah, to infiltrate the LDS church. I thought being exiled to Landover west in Hawaii was bad all these years, but it was nothing compared to the hell that is the LDS. I cannot BEGIN to describe the horror of it all. Who would believe it?
I finally got out of there Sunday morning and have been under heavy sedation ever since I had two hour layover in Sin Francisco and discovered that homers can now marry in California just like real people.
Unfortunately, I have to go back sometime this year to finish the mission, which I still cannot discuss.
Greetings to all, and I apologize for my extended absence....but I'm afraid the ordeal isn't over. I hope JESUS calls me home before I have to go in unto a bunch of teenage LDS tarts and marry them all under false pretenses, because as soon as I get them back to Freehold, they will have to be stoned as harlots.
I am back for a short while. The Church sent me on a secret mission to (shudder) Salt Lake City, Utah, to infiltrate the LDS church. I thought being exiled to Landover west in Hawaii was bad all these years, but it was nothing compared to the hell that is the LDS. I cannot BEGIN to describe the horror of it all. Who would believe it?
I finally got out of there Sunday morning and have been under heavy sedation ever since I had two hour layover in Sin Francisco and discovered that homers can now marry in California just like real people.
Unfortunately, I have to go back sometime this year to finish the mission, which I still cannot discuss.
Greetings to all, and I apologize for my extended absence....but I'm afraid the ordeal isn't over. I hope JESUS calls me home before I have to go in unto a bunch of teenage LDS tarts and marry them all under false pretenses, because as soon as I get them back to Freehold, they will have to be stoned as harlots.
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