Blacks now allowed in the LDS cult - watch your wallets Mormons!

[John Creeser]

To thwart any allegations that Landover is in any way racist, let me state we welcome colored folk here - just as soon as they have graduated our Ex-Negro Program®. Once certified Ex-Negro the doors are wide open. We even have a special section in the back for them (which is under constant video surveillance, for their own safety).

Now onto the Mormons:

Mormons Revise Scriptures To Allow Black Men To Serve In Their Church

How many times has scripture been changed in the Holy King James Version(1611). That is right. NONE. Because God tells us not to or we'll burn in HELL (Revelation 22:18-19)

You know, it doesn't bother me they let in darkies who haven't been through an ex-negro program (it's your house, not mine) it's that they constantly make it up as they go. Right from the get go when Joseph Smith produced the book of Mormon (Galatians 1:7-9). Smith claimed an angel named Macaroni told him there were ancient plates buried in a hill...yeah right. It wasn't Macaroni who told the prophets to write the Bible, it was God himself (2nd Timothy 3:16).

Mormon prophet Joseph Smith apparently ordained black ministers during his time, according to the revised scriptures. This new revelation goes against many years of anti-black and pro-slavery beliefs previously supported by the church.

Really? Not only do they change scripture when when it suits them, they now rewrite history as well.

This is proof positive mormons are nothing but a cult with their own agenda, and not God's. Enjoy hell you delusional idiots.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Blacks now allowed in the LDS cult - watch your wallets Mormons!

I don't think the spooks will last long in the LDS cult. The "church" will certainly frown at knocking down 40s of Old English in the parking lot before services. And the spades will never wear the magic underwear, because Negros seldom wear anything that would complicate and interfere with random fornication at a moment's notice.

I suspect the Mormon fools are just trying to be "politically correct".

In Christ

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Blacks now allowed in the LDS cult - watch your wallets Mormons!

To thwart any allegations that Landover is in any way racist, let me state we welcome colored folk here - just as soon as they have graduated our Ex-Negro Program®. Once certified Ex-Negro the doors are wide open. We even have a special section in the back for them (which is under constant video surveillance, for their own safety).

Now onto the Mormons:

Mormons Revise Scriptures To Allow Black Men To Serve In Their Church

How many times has scripture been changed in the Holy King James Version(1611). That is right. NONE. Because God tells us not to or we'll burn in HELL (Revelation 22:18-19)

You know, it doesn't bother me they let in darkies who haven't been through an ex-negro program (it's your house, not mine) it's that they constantly make it up as they go. Right from the get go when Joseph Smith produced the book of Mormon (Galatians 1:7-9). Smith claimed an angel named Macaroni told him there were ancient plates buried in a hill...yeah right. It wasn't Macaroni who told the prophets to write the Bible, it was God himself (2nd Timothy 3:16).

Really? Not only do they change scripture when when it suits them, they now rewrite history as well.

This is proof positive mormons are nothing but a cult with their own agenda, and not God's. Enjoy hell you delusional idiots.

Their women only have a matter of time until they are raped

But using the Nigra as a sexual no longer seems the province of the joo, anymore.

Shame.

YIC

[WWJDnow]

Re: Blacks now allowed in the LDS cult - watch your wallets Mormons!

Does this mean that a bunch of guys wearing hoodies and ties are going to be ringing my doorbell at 6:00 am on Sundays?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Blacks now allowed in the LDS cult - watch your wallets Mormons!

Those racist Mormons.

The way they oppressed the darkies makes me and Jesus sick!

And [God] had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people, the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them. And thus saith the Lord God; I will cause that they shall be loathsome unto thy people, save they shall repent of their iniquities." (2 Nephi 5:21)

I mean, they actually thought the negroes skin color changed because God had lifted their curse.

We all know that's impossible!

Jeremiah 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.