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  • northernstudent
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    • May 2008
    • 27

    #1

    Hypothetical disappointment

    I know you all hate these "hypothetical, atheist threads", but I would like to know whether y'all would disappointed (if you could, which you cant) when you die and there is no heaven... just a dead mammal buried under soil?
    Your opinions please?
    We are just clever animals, evolved through millions of yearss
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hypothetical disappointment

    Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
    I know you all hate these "hypothetical, atheist threads", but I would like to know whether y'all would disappointed (if you could, which you cant) when you die and there is no heaven... just a dead mammal buried under soil?
    Your opinions please?
    My opinion is that you are a hateful Godmocker sent here by satan to persecute us. For which I thank you.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Justina Thyme
      Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2007
      • 1718

      #3
      Re: Hypothetical disappointment

      Why do you call yourself northernstudent and use the decidedly southern contraction "y'all"? Are you a DEMON sent here to try to confound us?
      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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      • northernstudent
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        • May 2008
        • 27

        #4
        Re: Hypothetical disappointment

        Haha, your pathetic, does it bother you that much?
        I'm proud to be British, it gives us a hint of sophistication, whereas Americans are thick as pig s***, and as useful as a d***-flavoured condom.
        Last edited by Deaner; 06-04-2008, 01:32 PM. Reason: Bad words removed
        We are just clever animals, evolved through millions of yearss

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #5
          Re: Hypothetical disappointment

          Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
          Haha, your pathetic, does it bother you that much?
          I'm proud to be British, it gives us a hint of sophistication, whereas Americans are thick as pig s***, and as useful as a d***-flavoured condom.
          So why would you use one of our accents then? I have to admit you are looking pretty thick and useless.

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          • northernstudent
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            • May 2008
            • 27

            #6
            Re: Hypothetical disappointment

            How can writing have a accent redneck?
            Now whos thick and useless
            We are just clever animals, evolved through millions of yearss

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            • northernstudent
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              • May 2008
              • 27

              #7
              Re: Hypothetical disappointment

              I've been told to apologize deaner. I do feel SORRY for you
              We are just clever animals, evolved through millions of yearss

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #8
                Re: Hypothetical disappointment

                Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
                How can writing have a accent redneck?
                Now whos thick and useless
                You're still thick and useless. When you write "you all" as "y'all" you've created an accent. How stupid are you? Do you not see that Christ has smited your mind?

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
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                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Hypothetical disappointment

                  Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
                  I've been told to apologize deaner. I do feel SORRY for you
                  What you are going to fell sorry about is sucking on Satan's big barbed tallywacker in the Lake of Fire for mocking Jesus favorite nation sinner!

                  This is the kind of sass mouth we expect from someone who worships a magical ape called Procouncil Africanus and her magic, human baby making uterus. Well her baby cave an't going to save you from hell buddy, only Jesus can!

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #10
                    Re: Hypothetical disappointment

                    Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
                    I know you all hate these "hypothetical, atheist threads", but I would like to know whether y'all would disappointed (if you could, which you cant) when you die and there is no heaven... just a dead mammal buried under soil?
                    Your opinions please?
                    My opinion? You are a retarded.

                    Why? Because if, as you mentally-unstable (or are you simply ignorant?) atheists claim, we all merely cease to exist when our physical bodies die, we would not be ABLE to be disappointed, because we would no longer exist!

                    Could you ask us a more ridiculous question?



                    No, really. I'd like to see if it's possible. I'll wait.
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                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Remy Lebeau
                      LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                      President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
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                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2058

                      #11
                      Re: Hypothetical disappointment

                      Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
                      I know you all hate these "hypothetical, atheist threads", but I would like to know whether y'all would disappointed (if you could, which you cant) when you die and there is no heaven... just a dead mammal buried under soil?
                      Your opinions please?
                      I have a better question: How does a person who asks how someone would feel if they died and there was no afterlife even have the intelligence to write out such a sentence, much less remember to breath?

                      The answer is: Jesus.

                      Thank Jesus for doing all the heavy lifting because your stupidity would have gotten you killed 100 times over if not for Him. You are living proof that there is a loving God who cares about the fate of your tainted heathen soul.

                      What is your next question going to be? How would we feel if we were tomatoes and our internet connection was slow?
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                      • Susie
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2008
                        • 43

                        #12
                        Re: Hypothetical disappointment

                        Have you ever learnt to use the search button?

                        THE UNSAVED - useless in every sense!

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