[JennyD]

Re: Regarding Marijuana

After a long day of introspection, I have had a change of heart. . . . Praise Jesus.

Praise Jesus, indeed!

I hope your conversion is sincere, and you will indeed join us in sharing God's Truth with all people!


Don't worry, the Pastors will help you choose a new name, one appropriate to someone wishing to spend eternity in Heaven, watching those disgusting 4chan addicts being buttraped by Satan for eternity!

I'm sure you can help us learn all their depraved tricks.

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Regarding Marijuana

After a long day of introspection, I have had a change of heart. I did a bit of research into Landover Baptist Church, and confirmed what I had previously suspected. In my hours of deep contemplation that followed, I came to the realization that God wanted to save me from my sinful ways, and sent me here to learn that. All these years I have been misled by Satan through science and earthly happiness. It took the persistence and wise words of you True Christians to teach me the evil of these things. I have decided that from this day forward, I will cast aside the years of scientific "knowledge" I had gained in favor of something that actually makes sense: the word of God. I will learn all the teachings of th Bible, and use what I have learned to make sure every other unsaved person I come into contact with is made aware that accepting Jesus is the only true path to salvation. I apologize for all the offensive things I said against God and his favorite group of people. I sincerely hope that you and He will forgive me. In addition, I will try to educate you about some of the wicked things that I have learned in my years as a dirty sinner, so that you may protect your children against them.
In accordance with the choices I have made, I must also choose a more appropriate user name that demonstrates my love of God. My current one was inspired by an evil culture, and to keep it would be insulting to God.
I know that the road toward salvation is difficult, but I pray that you all will help keep me from straying from it again. Praise Jesus.

Ok, ms. high IQ pharisee. Your pious ramblings can't fool ol' jaw. We would rather not be subjected to your education attempts. So take your overheated 42.5 l/m of air and exhale it elsewhere.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Regarding Marijuana

After a long day of introspection, I have had a change of heart. I did a bit of research into Landover Baptist Church, and confirmed what I had previously suspected. In my hours of deep contemplation that followed, I came to the realization that God wanted to save me from my sinful ways, and sent me here to learn that. All these years I have been misled by Satan through science and earthly happiness. It took the persistence and wise words of you True Christians to teach me the evil of these things. I have decided that from this day forward, I will cast aside the years of scientific "knowledge" I had gained in favor of something that actually makes sense: the word of God. I will learn all the teachings of th Bible, and use what I have learned to make sure every other unsaved person I come into contact with is made aware that accepting Jesus is the only true path to salvation. I apologize for all the offensive things I said against God and his favorite group of people. I sincerely hope that you and He will forgive me. In addition, I will try to educate you about some of the wicked things that I have learned in my years as a dirty sinner, so that you may protect your children against them.
In accordance with the choices I have made, I must also choose a more appropriate user name that demonstrates my love of God. My current one was inspired by an evil culture, and to keep it would be insulting to God.
I know that the road toward salvation is difficult, but I pray that you all will help keep me from straying from it again. Praise Jesus.

Praise Jesus! This is why we are here. This is what makes all the trolls and attacks and retards worth putting up with! Yes!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Regarding Marijuana

Praise Jesus! This is why we are here. This is what makes all the trolls and attacks and retards worth putting up with! Yes!

AMEN BROTHER!
Sometimes one is just about ready to give up on these tards, and then suddenly Jesus' warmth flows into their body and fills all their cavities!

What username would you want my friend? (Sister Bong might not be appropriate. )

[Nobar King]

Re: Regarding Marijuana

Maybe Sister Long should try this all over and start off at the introduction forum again. I expect that she's not as macho as she lets on. There's probably a real girl hiding in there somewhere.