Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!
I am really quite upset that none of you have thought this through far enough to see GOD's plan. As we traverse the world behing JESUS, slaughtering the wicked, we shall have to go and pray every night. Obviously a bloody warrior with gore and brains all over him cannot enter the house of the Lord! So we simply find a few morbidly obese people, render them down, add some lye and have soap to renew us for the following days' battle.
You don't think we can waste hundreds of carts pulled by women and slaves simply to carry soap do you?
By mis afternoon, OUR section of the river will be clear again, pure, and full of fish...whereas the heathend downstream will neither drink, cook, nor gain solace from the river of blood and body parts washing by them.
Friends, this is GOD's infallable plan, straight from Revelations. Let the fatties spread themselves evenly around the world so we can begin.
I am really quite upset that none of you have thought this through far enough to see GOD's plan. As we traverse the world behing JESUS, slaughtering the wicked, we shall have to go and pray every night. Obviously a bloody warrior with gore and brains all over him cannot enter the house of the Lord! So we simply find a few morbidly obese people, render them down, add some lye and have soap to renew us for the following days' battle.
You don't think we can waste hundreds of carts pulled by women and slaves simply to carry soap do you?
By mis afternoon, OUR section of the river will be clear again, pure, and full of fish...whereas the heathend downstream will neither drink, cook, nor gain solace from the river of blood and body parts washing by them.
Friends, this is GOD's infallable plan, straight from Revelations. Let the fatties spread themselves evenly around the world so we can begin.
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