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  • #91
    Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

    I am really quite upset that none of you have thought this through far enough to see GOD's plan. As we traverse the world behing JESUS, slaughtering the wicked, we shall have to go and pray every night. Obviously a bloody warrior with gore and brains all over him cannot enter the house of the Lord! So we simply find a few morbidly obese people, render them down, add some lye and have soap to renew us for the following days' battle.

    You don't think we can waste hundreds of carts pulled by women and slaves simply to carry soap do you?

    By mis afternoon, OUR section of the river will be clear again, pure, and full of fish...whereas the heathend downstream will neither drink, cook, nor gain solace from the river of blood and body parts washing by them.

    Friends, this is GOD's infallable plan, straight from Revelations. Let the fatties spread themselves evenly around the world so we can begin.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • #92
      Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!


      Doesn't it take more jet fuel to transport these fatties around the globe? Can't they at least be charged more for the extra cost of the fuel? Airlines are now allowed to charge more for "excess baggage".
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      • #93
        Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
        Doesn't it take more jet fuel to transport these fatties around the globe? Can't they at least be charged more for the extra cost of the fuel? Airlines are now allowed to charge more for "excess baggage".
        The Liebrul Canadian supreme court has told the airlines they have to give those fat homers and lesbeans two seats for the price of one.

        I bet this one will keep the fires of hell burning for a very long time.

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        • #94
          Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

          Apparently they're criminals too!


          Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat


          HOUSTON – An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

          Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

          The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #95
            Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

            I once knew a fattie who got potato chip grease all over my Bible in school.
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            • #96
              Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

              Yeah, you're not really all up on the Bible reading are you? John 7:24. Jesus Christ Himself said that. Correct me.

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              • #97
                Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                Originally posted by NonBiasedChristian View Post
                Yeah, you're not really all up on the Bible reading are you? John 7:24. Jesus Christ Himself said that. Correct me.
                Did Brother Percy not use scriptures that show how much God cannot stand gluttons?

                Allow me to add some.

                Philippians 3:18-19 (For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, that they are the enemies of the cross of Christ:
                Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.)




                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                • #98
                  Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                  Originally posted by NonBiasedChristian View Post
                  Yeah, you're not really all up on the Bible reading are you? John 7:24. Jesus Christ Himself said that. Correct me.
                  So you're saying that judging someone for being slothful and a glutton isn't righteous judgment?

                  Here's a few for you

                  Proverbs 12:24 The hand of the diligent shall bear rule: but the slothful shall be under tribute.

                  Proverbs 12:27 The slothful [man] roasteth not that which he took in hunting: but the substance of a diligent man [is] precious.

                  Proverbs 15:19 The way of the slothful [man is] as an hedge of thorns: but the way of the righteous [is] made plain.

                  Deuteronomy 21:20-21 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son [is] stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; [he is] a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

                  Proverbs 23:21 For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe [a man] with rags.
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                  • #99
                    Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                    No, I am quoting Christ. I want you to tell me why the Savior is wrong. He said stop judging by outward apperance. But You are apparently right, and he is wrong. But, seriously, I would be delighted if you told me what Jesus meant.

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                    • Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                      Originally posted by NonBiasedChristian View Post
                      No, I am quoting Christ. I want you to tell me why the Savior is wrong. He said stop judging by outward apperance. But You are apparently right, and he is wrong. But, seriously, I would be delighted if you told me what Jesus meant.
                      I'm quoting the apostle Paul.

                      It means exactly what it says. Don't judge by appearances, but by the righteous judgment that says God can't stand slothful gluttons.

                      It's really not the difficult is it?
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                      • Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                        Originally posted by NonBiasedChristian View Post
                        No, I am quoting Christ. I want you to tell me why the Savior is wrong. He said stop judging by outward apperance. But You are apparently right, and he is wrong. But, seriously, I would be delighted if you told me what Jesus meant.
                        The Lord told you your body was a temple for the Holy Ghost. Why would He want you turning it into ruins. The Lord wants you to look after your body.

                        1 Corinthians 6:19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                          Originally posted by NonBiasedChristian View Post
                          No, I am quoting Christ. I want you to tell me why the Savior is wrong. He said stop judging by outward apperance. But You are apparently right, and he is wrong. But, seriously, I would be delighted if you told me what Jesus meant.
                          We're not saying that Jesus is wrong, you're the one picking and choosing here. Well I'll take this part because I like it, and ignore all the parts I don't. You cannot take the Bible piecemeal, you either take the whole thing, or you might as well toss it in the trash.

                          Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

                          Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

                          Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

                          Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
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                          • Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                            Gluttony is evil. Being fat is an outward condition. Jesus said not to judge outwardly!! Your saying all fat people are gluttoness, that is judging you Fools! This website and its follwers are pathetic twisters of the Word. I understand why Athiests hate us. We are paying attention to part of the Bible, and not all of it. You are cowards for ignoring this fact. How can we reach out to people if we HATE anyone who isnt perfect. Jesus died for us fat freaks. And for you sinners who judge appearance. When the time of Judgement is upon you, and God asks why you hated fat people, at least i tried to correct you. But if what you say is true, i welcome hell. At least we can keep eachother company. Delete my account.

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                            • Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                              Originally posted by NonBiasedChristian View Post
                              Gluttony is evil. Being fat is an outward condition. Jesus said not to judge outwardly!! Your saying all fat people are gluttoness, that is judging you Fools! This website and its follwers are pathetic twisters of the Word. I understand why Athiests hate us. We are paying attention to part of the Bible, and not all of it. You are cowards for ignoring this fact. How can we reach out to people if we HATE anyone who isnt perfect. Jesus died for us fat freaks. And for you sinners who judge appearance. When the time of Judgement is upon you, and God asks why you hated fat people, at least i tried to correct you. But if what you say is true, i welcome hell. At least we can keep eachother company. Delete my account.
                              Sorry, we never delete accounts. Your blasphemous posts will be left up for future false Christians to learn from. If you're a Christian then my pit bull is the king of Spain.

                              Just click on that tiny red "x" in the upper right hand corner and walk away from your computer.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                We're not saying that Jesus is wrong, you're the one picking and choosing here. Well I'll take this part because I like it, and ignore all the parts I don't. You cannot take the Bible piecemeal, you either take the whole thing, or you might as well toss it in the trash.

                                Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

                                Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

                                Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

                                Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
                                then the Bible contradicts itself. I pray for you, truly.

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