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  • #61
    Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

    Go back to the little kid's table, gametard.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #62
      Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

      Originally posted by gamer0522 View Post
      Fat people are gross. Do they not realize that while they're stuffing their faces there are people starving in third world countries?!?!? You know who I blame? The jews. We should kill them all. Hitler was awesome!
      Hitler was a mary worshiping papist. I certainly hope you are't one of those.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #63
        Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Hitler was a mary worshiping papist. I certainly hope you are't one of those.
        Even if he is, he couldn't stand the rebuking you'd give him. I've personally been rebuked by you, and look where I'm at now! I used to be unsaved quarantine scum, but I feel closer to Jesus than ever. That sinner won't know what hit him!

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        • #64
          Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

          I would like to publicly apologize to all the members, Pastors and other true Christians here. In my zeal to warn members of the dangers of fat women I posted an image of a fat women in a bikini on a bed pummeling a dead man with her giant belly and hind quarters. My judgment is not as good as Pastor Ezekiel's. I did not think the image was pornographic but I was wrong. That being said... I warn all men here about the lustful, lascivious, lecherous and lewd nature of fat women. These scandalous and salacious slatterns of sleaze, these wanton wenches of whoredom want only one thing more than food and that is sexual perversion. After they have drugged a man and have had their way with him, much like what Lot's daughters did to him, they then kill him with their titanic tonnage by pummeling them in the most unnatural and savage way until they are flattened as though they were run over with a giant steam roller from hell.

          In my zeal to serve and protect the men of Landover I was indelicate in how I presented this little known but growing danger. Many of these big fatties are going to healing services and pretending to be slayed by the spirit end up quashing preachers. Benny Hinn recently had a close call.


          Benny Hinn startled by falling fatty.


          Duck preacher! Here comes another Satan sent homicidal fatty!
          Last edited by TC Patriot; 10-23-2008, 05:05 AM. Reason: UnGodly Spelling and punctuation

          Jesus loves Dick



          Cheney/Palin 2012

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          • #65
            Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

            Originally posted by Mr. Seth Cochran View Post
            Even if he is, he couldn't stand the rebuking you'd give him. I've personally been rebuked by you, and look where I'm at now! I used to be unsaved quarantine scum, but I feel closer to Jesus than ever. That sinner won't know what hit him!
            Is it possible that Hitler only pretended to be a Cathylicker to get the Cathylicker Italians to fight for Germany? Hitler's distaste for the Joos came from his reading of Luther. Luther hated both Joos and Cathylickers.

            The Joos control the media so much of what has been written about heir Hitler is Joo propaganda. Of course he did screw up the noble cause of the Germans by not listening to his generals. Thank God that W is not so arrogant.

            Jesus loves Dick



            Cheney/Palin 2012

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            • #66
              Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

              God is a God of love and forgiveness.
              He doesn't hate.
              You are a bunch of very sick people. I recommend you find some help.

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              • #67
                Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                Originally posted by Go Go Girl View Post
                God is a God of love and forgiveness.
                He doesn't hate.
                You are a bunch of very sick people. I recommend you find some help.
                You might want to take a look at THIS sermon, tubby.

                If you beieve that God loves everyone, then you haven't been paying attention. You have to REPENT and EARN that love. Now put down the twinkies and get on your chubby little knees. BEG Jesus to heal you! Demand the demons leave you NOW! In the name of JESUS!!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #68
                  Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                  Originally posted by Go Go Girl View Post
                  God is a God of love and forgiveness.
                  He doesn't hate.
                  I suppose you have some proof for that by way of Bible verses and that you can explain why God drowned everyone on Earth in the Flood? Why do you think that he ordered destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah and why Jesus said what he did at Luke 19:27?

                  Why do you hate God? Why do you lie about Him? Is He not good enough for you?
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                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • #69
                    Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                    Jesus made it perfectly clear that those who believe (in him) and act upon those beliefs will be welcomed to His eternal Kingdom. He does not discriminate against people based on their girth and His example is the ultimate example a Christian must follow.



                    John 6:47 In all truth I tell you, everyone who believes has eternal life.

                    John 6:51 I am the living bread which has come down from heaven. Anyone who eats this bread will live for ever; and the bread that I shall give is my flesh, for the life of the world.'


                    I am quite surprised anyone from Landrover Baptist could make such specious claims given the large number of obese women grazing in and around the deep-fry joints of Freehold, let alone the Biblical misrepresentations.

                    Upon my first visit to trailer city I saw more large women than a Rita McNeil fan-club convention. The women in Freehold are so big the average blood type there is Ragu.

                    The women in Freehold are so big that they call the only elevator in town a 'fraid elevator' instead of freight... seems they're all 'fraid it will break if any two women ever get into it.

                    This is the winner of their bathing suit contest... she is known here as Dr. Laurie PHD... I think the PHD stands for
                    Pretty Hard to Dress.



                    Bless you, my corpulent corrupters,
                    Father Mo



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                    • #70
                      Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                      Why do you hate God? Why do you lie about Him? Is He not good enough for you? [/quote]


                      Where on earth do you get it that I'm the one hating?

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                      • #71
                        Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                        Friend you are full of hate and walking a path towards Satan. Do you know that God indeed hates, do you also know that God is rejecting the majority of the people of this Earth, and sending them straight to hell? You better straighten up!

                        Psalm 5: 4-5
                        For thou art not a God that hath pleasure in wickedness: neither shall evil dwell with thee.
                        The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

                        Malachi 2:16
                        For the LORD, the God of Israel, saith that he hateth putting away: for one covereth violence with his garment, saith the LORD of hosts: therefore take heed to your spirit, that ye deal not treacherously.

                        Matthew 22:14
                        For many are called, but few are chosen.

                        Matthew 7:13-14
                        Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
                        Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.


                        Sounds like God is going to go easy on those who do not follow Him.
                        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                        • #72
                          Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                          This may require a separate thread but that maybe something the pastor will determine. I am so full of righteous anger at how the fat people are sullying the good name of our baby Jesus. We all know that Jesus is the reason for the season. Sadly, fat people and the Joos are turning the celebration of our Lord and Savior's birthday into a their words a "vulgar display". To fat people it is about food, food and more food Santa aka Satan and sex.

                          Here is a link to their unGodly blog. I warn you. This is not for the delicate eyes of the ladies of Landover. I would encourage the men of Landover to soundly rebuke these unGodly hefty horrible heathens. They see the celebration of out Lord's birthday as a vile debaucherous Pagan rite. They pay homage to what they call Belly god.

                          My blood boils when anyone mocks or otherwise besmirches the baby Jesus. The wife and I decorate our house with an American flag, A picture of George W Bush, a sign saying Burn in Hell Trick or Treaters but when celebrating out Lord's Birthday we display a huge sign saying Jesus Is The Reason for the Season.

                          Here is the only excerpt from their bastardly blog that decorum would allow.

                          Happy Holidays



                          There are those who celebrate the religious significance of Christmas. They will tell you that Jesus is the reason for the season but in reality the Yuletide season is a celebration of food and abundance. Food is the reason for the season. Very little of the Christmas season has anything to do with the birth of Jesus. What we commonly refer to and Christmas is in fact a time to pay homage to our Belly God. In Norway for example people from work gather in early December to feast and drink booze. Traditionally, the mother of the house bakes seven types of cookies,
                          julekaker. In the tradition called Julebukk or Nyttårsbukk, children dress up in costumes, visit neighbors, singing Christmas carols and receiving candy, nuts and other gastronomic goodies. "We all want some figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer"

                          In Denmark, Jul is celebrated on December 24th, which is called
                          Juleaftensdag (Juleaften for Christmas Eve specifically). An elaborate dinner is eaten with the family, consisting of roast pork, roast duck or roast goose with potatoes, red cabbage and gravy. For dessert is rice pudding with a cherry sauce, traditionally with an almond hidden inside. The lucky finder of this almond is entitled to a small gift. After the meal is complete, the family gather around the Juletræ to sing carols and dance hand in hand around the tree. Then the children often hand out the presents which are opened immediately. This is followed by candy, chips, various nuts, clementines, and sometimes a mulled and spiced wine with almonds and raisins called Gløgg is served hot in small cups.

                          The enitire holiday season strating with Halloween is a feast and celebration of the blessing of the Belly God. Every European country and culture celebrate the holiday season with food and excess. America being the greatest nation on earth has turned Chrsitmas in to the most delightful and vulgar dispaly on earth. That is why the Belly God has smiled upon us.

                          Please please pleaserebuke these foul fatties on their own turf. Bring the fight to them as you bring the light of Jesus. Let them know that the wages of sin lead to death. Let them know that their fat laden bodies will feed the fire of hell as they burn burn burn. Let's celebrate God's righteous judgment and let's do the master's work and rebuke these foul and filthy fatties.

                          http://biggerfatterblog.blogspot.com...-holidays.html

                          Jesus loves Dick



                          Cheney/Palin 2012

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                          • #73
                            Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                            Yes,

                            I agree to this. It is indeed sinful to be over-weight. I had read somewhere that the body is a temple and that it should be maintained regularly. I think that this is an interesting metaphorical term to express how we should look.

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                            • #74
                              Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                              Originally posted by Gear Shifter View Post
                              Yes,

                              I agree to this. It is indeed sinful to be over-weight. I had read somewhere that the body is a temple and that it should be maintained regularly. I think that this is an interesting metaphorical term to express how we should look.
                              Where do you think you read that?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • #75
                                Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                Where do you think you read that?
                                I cannot recall. If it is from a pagan religion of some sort, simply ignore my comment then.

                                Nonetheless, it is still appropriate to say that the human body should regularly be kept in shape. What do you generally do to stay in health yourself, Nobar King?

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