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  • An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

    Listen up: God hates you and so do I. What are you crying about? Can you just not find anything to fornicate with, or did the "grass" your dealer sold you turn out to be actual grass and not sinful devil weed as you thought? Either way, stop crying. God knows fornication and drugs are sinful, so He made your dealer rip you off, and He made you fat and ugly to protect your soul from the horrors of fornication.
    And what's with all this wearing black? I am grateful that God chose to make me white and not an illiterate pickaninny, so I wear white robes to reflect this. Wearing all that black just makes you look like you're so ashamed of your pasty white skin that you have to cover it up with darkness. And another thing: Boys wearing make-up. What's up with that? Girls have to wear make-up, as an attempt to "make-up" for their inherent inferiority. If you happen to be a member of the better sex, and do not bleed from your genitals, that is something to be proud of. Boys going around in eyeliner and nail varnish look like they envy women, and wish they were part of that 50% of the population who have big gaping holes where their brains should be.
    So far, I know I've offered a lot of criticism of you disgusting faggots, and very little constructive advice. I strive to be helpful and constructive at all times, so here goes: Suicide.
    Now, I can hear you depressed little scumbags beginning to snivel already at this, so I want to shut you up in advance. Yes, I know that despite your chronic suicidal depression, you're all a bunch of limp-wristed sissies who probably faint at the sight of blood and are too cowardly and useless to actually go through with anything, but that's alright. Simply find a large crowd of Muslims, follow them around for a while, and sooner or later (probably sooner), once of them's bound to explode. What's more, if you stand close enough you should absorb quite a bit of the blast, and since, let's face it, you're never going to get a job, acting as a glorified cushion to protect worthwhile people from the towelhead threat is probably as close as you'll ever come to being a useful member of society.

    Now, I know that normally all one has to do is make a post with "goth" or "wicca" in the title and instantly get 500 complaints in return from housebound social rejects, but I do not expect to see a single reply to this, since any goth or emo reading this should be overwhelmed by the force of my logical argument and instantly remove themselves from the human race, as per my instructions.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

    Originally posted by Mr.Brother Temperance View Post
    Now, I know that normally all one has to do is make a post with "goth" or "wicca" in the title and instantly get 500 complaints in return from housebound social rejects, but I do not expect to see a single reply to this, since any goth or emo reading this should be overwhelmed by the force of my logical argument and instantly remove themselves from the human race, as per my instructions.
    Mr.Temperince, the deafning silences is only punk-choo-ated by the sound of liddle goths an emos cryin thier last runny eyeliner tears ever as they log off the innernets forevers an go lookin for some schmelly ole mooslems .

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    • #3
      Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

      Motivational bump for the benefit of those emo goths who have yet to put themselves out of their misery.
      True Christians are Perfect!

      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

      For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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      • #4
        Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

        Good God ALMIGHTY! Boys wearing make-up and nail polish? They are homers in the making possessed by DEMONS!! I never in my life thought I'd see the world come to this! Whatever happened to MEN being MEN and women, women? These goth emo people DEFY the LORD and nature and so they are ALREADY DAMNED!!

        Glory to God!!
        Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

        "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


        "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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        • #5
          Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

          The lack of response from hell-bound gemos, as I call them is probably due to their inability to respond without TyPInG A11 WE1Rd L1K3 T#I$. It is a scientifical FACT that emothics have no communication abilities, since they refuse to enter the homer reparation project that is so kindly offered by God's Favorite Church!
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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          • #6
            Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

            I am very tempted to find the nearest gathered of emos and goths in my neighbourhood and announce your inspiring GODLY words in the hopes that they run at once for London to find the latest Mooslim plot!! (God knows we have enough of the towelheads here trying to futher bomb us all into Hell.)

            Brother Temperance, your manly words are an inspiration to all of us TCs striving to protect our community from this heathen threat!!

            ~Rain

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            • #7
              Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

              ... goths are not stereotyped to cry due to depression, it's just emos. Also, if they're so fat then it would make sense for them to wear black, because black is a slimming colour. See that smilely looks ten times thinner.

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              • #8
                Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                Originally posted by Lezbean View Post
                ... goths are not stereotyped to cry due to depression, it's just emos. Also, if they're so fat then it would make sense for them to wear black, because black is a slimming colour. See that smilely looks ten times thinner.
                Filthy harlot, why have you burst into God's favorite forum? Change your perverted chosen lifestyle or face the terrifying wrath of Jesus, who hates you alot.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                  I saw one of these goth THINGS standin' at a bus stop today. What an ABOMINATION!! Dressed in solid black from head to toe with a streak of dark purple in her hair. And her eyes as black as night....why she looked like she jist got out of a fight and someone blacked both her eyes. All in all, she was looking like a HARLOT come fresh out of the putric bowels of SODOM!! The little TRAMP had a face whiter than a ghost. She looks like she was dead ALREADY!!

                  Harlot she was! Daughter of CAIN! Slut of SODOM! The devil's WHORE!! And she seemed mighty proud of it!!

                  No doubt this harlot goth was possessed by a SEXUAL DEMON ready to spread Satan's FILTH to anyone willing to get mixed up with her!! She should have been taught RIGHT in the WAYS of the LORD JESUS!! She should have been locked in a PRAYER CLOSET until the DEMON SPIRIT was exorcized from her!! She should have had a look of SHAME on her face but she didn't. Little FILTHY DEMON with her DIRTY PILLOWS exposed by her low cut dress to entice men as if she was a NEON SIGN advertising for Satan her PIMP!!

                  Evil and vile she was! Dirty! Filthy! Full of SIN and ABOMINATION!!

                  And the look in her eyes told the whole story! Distant and out there...somewhere? LOST in HELL already and the poor TRAMP didn't even know it!! Demon possessed for sure! HUMAN TRASH!! Satan's excrement walkin' on earth!!

                  I praise the LORD when I got away from her! Joseph must of felt as I did when he ran naked from Pharoah's HARLOT WIFE!!

                  JeSuS is LORD!!

                  Praise God!!
                  Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                  "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


                  "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                    Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                    Aha! I'm still alive so I must not be a goth or emo. That's a relief.
                    Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
                    I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
                    Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
                    Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
                    Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.
                    - Ovid

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                    • #11
                      Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                      Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                      Aha! I'm still alive so I must not be a goth or emo. That's a relief.
                      But beware, should a daughter of yours become one...
                      FORGET NOT!

                      She was called a killer. A gothic vampire. An awkward 15-year-old who fell in with the wrong crowd. Today, at 25, Heather Wendorf-Kelly isn't out to change minds. She's just trying to move her life forward and give the scars of her past time to heal.

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                      • #12
                        Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                        Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
                        But beware, should a daughter of yours become one...
                        FORGET NOT!

                        http://www.religionnewsblog.com/1683...t-vampire-cult
                        Oh I have a long while to go before I have to worry about kids.
                        Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
                        I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
                        Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
                        Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
                        Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.
                        - Ovid

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                        • #13
                          Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                          Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
                          Good God ALMIGHTY! Boys wearing make-up and nail polish? They are homers in the making possessed by DEMONS!! I never in my life thought I'd see the world come to this! Whatever happened to MEN being MEN and women, women?
                          There is a such thing as androgyny you know.
                          "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                          • #14
                            Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                            Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                            There is a such thing as androgyny you know.
                            There is also such a thing as eternal Hellfire, yet you choose to blithely ignore it.
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                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                            • #15
                              Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              There is also such a thing as eternal Hellfire, yet you choose to blithely ignore it.
                              Yes I do......BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST

                              = nonexistent
                              = nonexistent

                              Ha!
                              "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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