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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #31
    Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

    Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
    So.....Hitler's master race. Ok.
    Real World Definition, not Pansy Hitler Definition of normal: the majority vote.
    Hitler was a mary worshiping catlicker, and so he is condemned to eternal hellfire. Plus, there is some evidence that he killed a few hundred joos...

    As for normal, sorry its not something you can vote on. A majority of people voted for the communist Bill Cliton, but that was about as abnormal as you can get. And a majority of people compounded that abhorrence by voting for the communist Al Gore in 2000. Luckily, Jesus corrected that mistake and made certain that His candidate took office, the Godly GWB.

    No, normal is not something you can vote over. If they let every chinamen in riceland vote, they'd still be wrong. Same with you, witch.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • roserougesang
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2007
      • 418

      #32
      Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

      Let's just accept everyone is different in their own way and get on with life then.

      Hail me.
      "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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      • AncientFireRisen
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • May 2007
        • 172

        #33
        Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

        Sorry about that. My friend commendeered my computer for a while and posted that. My friends can get pretty crazy.

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2026
          • 15118

          #34
          Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

          Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
          Sorry about that. My friend commendeered my computer for a while and posted that. My friends can get pretty crazy.
          So you have a "friend?"
          I've heard of these things.

          Is this an invisible friend who you talk to on a regular basis?

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • AncientFireRisen
            Foul Sinner on Moderation
            • May 2007
            • 172

            #35
            Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

            Invisible! Right! No, I stopped with the imaginary friends when I was young. Again I apologise for her actions, you guys just make her angry sometimes.

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #36
              Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

              Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
              Invisible! Right! No, I stopped with the imaginary friends when I was young. Again I apologise for her actions, you guys just make her angry sometimes.
              It's understandable; if Jesus was planning on sentencing me to be tortured in eternal Hellfire, I'd probably get pretty angry too.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #37
                Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                So you have a "friend?"
                I've heard of these things.

                Is this an invisible friend who you talk to on a regular basis?
                Invisible friends? Pah! The typical kind of nonsense you can expect from the unsaved. PRAISE JESUS He is always around to help us TRUE Christians, even if we can't see Him.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                • vampsarereal09
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 10

                  #38
                  Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Listen up: God hates you and so do I. What are you crying about? Can you just not find anything to fornicate with, or did the "grass" your dealer sold you turn out to be actual grass and not sinful devil weed as you thought? Either way, stop crying. God knows fornication and drugs are sinful, so He made your dealer rip you off, and He made you fat and ugly to protect your soul from the horrors of fornication.
                  And what's with all this wearing black? I am grateful that God chose to make me white and not an illiterate pickaninny, so I wear white robes to reflect this. Wearing all that black just makes you look like you're so ashamed of your pasty white skin that you have to cover it up with darkness. And another thing: Boys wearing make-up. What's up with that? Girls have to wear make-up, as an attempt to "make-up" for their inherent inferiority. If you happen to be a member of the better sex, and do not bleed from your genitals, that is something to be proud of. Boys going around in eyeliner and nail varnish look like they envy women, and wish they were part of that 50% of the population who have big gaping holes where their brains should be.
                  So far, I know I've offered a lot of criticism of you disgusting faggots, and very little constructive advice. I strive to be helpful and constructive at all times, so here goes: Suicide.
                  Now, I can hear you depressed little scumbags beginning to snivel already at this, so I want to shut you up in advance. Yes, I know that despite your chronic suicidal depression, you're all a bunch of limp-wristed sissies who probably faint at the sight of blood and are too cowardly and useless to actually go through with anything, but that's alright. Simply find a large crowd of Muslims, follow them around for a while, and sooner or later (probably sooner), once of them's bound to explode. What's more, if you stand close enough you should absorb quite a bit of the blast, and since, let's face it, you're never going to get a job, acting as a glorified cushion to protect worthwhile people from the towelhead threat is probably as close as you'll ever come to being a useful member of society.

                  Now, I know that normally all one has to do is make a post with "goth" or "wicca" in the title and instantly get 500 complaints in return from housebound social rejects, but I do not expect to see a single reply to this, since any goth or emo reading this should be overwhelmed by the force of my logical argument and instantly remove themselves from the human race, as per my instructions.

                  ok i'm not even ganna finish reading this load of crap. so here's to setting u straight! no we arn't all drugies as a matter of fact i hate drugs! i wouldn't touch them with a ten foot poll! and second of all we love the pail skin! the black brings it out more then you would ever know! and all this crap about us going to hell wat about ur butt you sit there and critized us and are calling us fags but i really don't think god ever did that! no i think god was a kinder person! cause you see i use to believe in all that crap but god was never there for me he turned his back on me when i needed him the most! so don't sit there and say we need to find god and god hates us well you know what i think you and all ur lil buddies sitting here reading this saying i'm a fag and a drugy and i kill for a living i think yall can live ur after life in heaven cause i'm ganna enjoy mine in hell!!!

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                  • AncientFireRisen
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • May 2007
                    • 172

                    #39
                    Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                    Rock on, my sister, Rock on! Though I wouldn't touch drugs with a 391/2 foot-pole, you're learning.

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                    • Nancy
                      Unsaved Trash
                      Aka "The Mad Spammer"
                      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                      • May 2007
                      • 86

                      #40
                      Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Normal like Jesus. A White, blonde haired, blue eyed Man who adheres to the Christian values inherent in the platform of the GOP. Someone who attends Church regularly, Tithes robustly, and watches Benny Hinn in his free time. Isn't that what you all do?
                      not many people are blonde haired and blue eyes and white. why do you judge someone by their appearence?

                      thats just extremely dumb.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #41
                        Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                        Originally posted by vampsarereal09 View Post
                        ...saying i'm a fag and a drugy and i kill for a living i think yall can live ur after life in heaven cause i'm ganna enjoy mine in hell!!!
                        a ) I highly doubt your claim that you will enjoy being tortured for eternity in the Lake of Fire.
                        b ) When has anyone claimed you kill for a living? It seems far more likely that you'd have a job servicing Democratic Congressmen, or hammering 5-inch nails through your forehead for the amusement of perverted liberals.
                        Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
                        Rock on, my sister, Rock on! Though I wouldn't touch drugs with a 391/2 foot-pole, you're learning.
                        Why are you two both so scared of drugs? Not that I'm advocating them or anything, but I don't think either of you need to be worried about killing your brain cells.
                        Originally posted by Nancy View Post
                        not many people are blonde haired and blue eyes and white. why do you judge someone by their appearence?

                        thats just extremely dumb.
                        Then why does GOD tell us
                        1 Thessalonians 5:22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.

                        Goths appear evil, therefore they are breaking Jesus' commands.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Nancy
                          Unsaved Trash
                          Aka "The Mad Spammer"
                          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                          • May 2007
                          • 86

                          #42
                          Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          a ) I highly doubt your claim that you will enjoy being tortured for eternity in the Lake of Fire.
                          b ) When has anyone claimed you kill for a living? It seems far more likely that you'd have a job servicing Democratic Congressmen, or hammering 5-inch nails through your forehead for the amusement of perverted liberals.

                          Why are you two both so scared of drugs? Not that I'm advocating them or anything, but I don't think either of you need to be worried about killing your brain cells.

                          Then why does GOD tell us
                          1 Thessalonians 5:22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.

                          Goths appear evil, therefore they are breaking Jesus' commands.
                          well I was born with very pale skin and black hair. does that make me evil then?

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #43
                            Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                            Originally posted by Nancy View Post
                            well I was born with very pale skin and black hair. does that make me evil then?
                            No, the fact that you reject God and seek to turn His order on its head is what makes you evil, you awful little freak.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Nancy
                              Unsaved Trash
                              Aka "The Mad Spammer"
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • May 2007
                              • 86

                              #44
                              Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              No, the fact that you reject God and seek to turn His order on its head is what makes you evil, you awful little freak.

                              but you just said that you judge people by their looks

                              I didnt say that I reject God and that i seek to turn His order on it's head.....why would i want to do that?

                              you trying to twist the things I say? bet you are.

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                              • Old Iron Crotch
                                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                                • May 2007
                                • 3056

                                #45
                                Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash

                                Originally posted by Nancy View Post
                                you trying to twist the things I say? bet you are.
                                And this surprises you?
                                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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