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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827

    #316
    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by bathwater View Post
    oh don't worry I don't mistake your tone. Especially when you refer to me as scum or maggot. Its quite clear.

    FYI I'm not Australian or drunk.
    Originally posted by bathwater View Post
    ha doubly blessed? What are you going to have eternal happiness twice? Do you get a voucher for a relative or something??
    Man I'm such a nice guy for making such a sacrifice for ungrateful pastors like yourself.
    Originally posted by bathwater View Post
    BTW I had another question.....
    jenny said that you should kill those who don't seek the lord but you say that you're trying to promote the lords message to those who are unsaved. How does that work?
    Why are you padding your post count, friend? This isn't "GameFaqs;" nobody cares how many posts you have if they're as insipid and wearisome as all of yours are.
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    • JennyD
      Honorary True Christian™
      Sweet Placid Sister
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 9567

      #317
      Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

      Originally posted by bathwater View Post
      BTW I had another question.....
      jenny said that you should kill those who don't seek the lord but you say that you're trying to promote the lords message to those who are unsaved. How does that work?
      Simple.

      There are many people who will listen with an open heart and find their way to Jesus. Many others will not.

      Those who will not, should be put to death in countries where that is legal.
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      • Stridex Puss Bucket
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Mar 2008
        • 88

        #318
        are you sure yours is correct?
        what if there was an even earlier scripture, lost to history by accident or fire, like during the sack of Rome
        also why isn't scientology up there

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #319
          Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

          Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina View Post
          are you sure yours is correct?
          what if there was an even earlier scripture, lost to history by accident or fire, like during the sack of Rome
          Why would God allow His Holy Word to be destroyed by fire? How would we know what He wants of us?

          Use your head for a change.

          Originally posted by Two Machines View Post
          also why isn't scientology up there
          Because it isn't a religion.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Stridex Puss Bucket
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Mar 2008
            • 88

            #320
            good point about scientology
            but how do you know that Satan didn't destroy the original word?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #321
              Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

              Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina View Post
              good point about scientology
              but how do you know that Satan didn't destroy the original word?
              Because the Holy Bible tells us he didn't. Jesus always wins.

              Have you ever actually read the Bible? Not those fake mary worshiping versions, the real one.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Stridex Puss Bucket
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Mar 2008
                • 88

                #322
                but are you sure that's the original bible, and not just a later copy of some original scripture destroyed by a demon?
                it is possible, during all that confusion of the sack of Rome for one to have easily have snuck into Rome and destroyed it

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #323
                  Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                  Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina View Post
                  but are you sure that's the original bible, and not just a later copy of some original scripture destroyed by a demon?
                  it is possible, during all that confusion of the sack of Rome for one to have easily have snuck into Rome and destroyed it
                  Take a look at THIS. The KJV1611 Authorized version is the one true Word of God.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Silent Wench
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 28

                    #324
                    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                    While we're on it, does anyone know how to spot a scientologist? There was some in the area and I'm scared. Anythin Tom Cruise is involved with HAS to be as bad as it gits.
                    Howdy.

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                    • Stridex Puss Bucket
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 88

                      #325
                      they have a dianetics book, always

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                      • Silent Wench
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 28

                        #326
                        Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                        Lemme tell ya, I'm gonna git my **** and git outta here before they come back. No, just joshing ya. I think the cops gott'em all. What happens after everyone divies up a vote? Does the worst religion get, like, royally slammed or somethin?
                        Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 04-20-2008, 05:00 AM. Reason: profanity deleted
                        Howdy.

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                        • Peter
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 279

                          #327
                          Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                          Have you ever actually read the Bible? Not those fake mary worshiping versions, the real one.
                          They are the same, only the language.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #328
                            Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                            Originally posted by Peter View Post
                            They are the same, only the language.
                            Wrong again heathen. And I can prove it. Take a look at THIS.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • 6hundred&6sixty6six
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 18

                              #329
                              Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                              the only false religion is the one that is being so blatantly repelled here. I think you know what is meant.
                              The first of the fallen, the one they call the desolate one...

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                              • Father Thomas Martin
                                Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 1015

                                #330
                                Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                                They say nothing about the NRSV on this thread...That's the one I use
                                ACTS 5:29

                                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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