[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

You keep going around trying to promote HOLY MURDER

No, murder is wrong, illegal, and sinful. Capital punishment is not though. You are dense.

You can keep giving out judgement as if you were God and I'll be open minded and approachable.

While we are commanded to judge, there is no judgement involved when people clearly break the law. You keep being so open-minded that the slightest breeze blows any truth out. Myself, I'm happy I opened myself up for Jesus then closed the door right after letting Him in.

I have no problem with God, but I am intelligent and understand that the Bible is not to be taken literally, the world is not 6000 years old, women are not inferior.

You can't even finish a sentence without contradicting yourself! You have no problem with God, but you have all these problems with His Word? So you think He's okay if He just shuts up and doesn't give us any instructions?

[Boring Jerry]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I know our Lord Jesus Christ loves HIS favorite church (LBC of course). And I think HE'd want to know which false religion is the worst, especially in time for HIS birthday. I'll bet HE'd like to do some birthday smiting! Anyway, plese vote in our poll and if I missed one, you can add it (if you're one of HIS chosen few) or post it in a message for those of you who are less fortunate. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLYNNDIE

Amos 5:6 Seek the LORD, and ye shall live; lest he break out like fire in the house of Joseph, and devour it, and there be none to quench it

James 2:8-10(KJV version): "8 If you really fulfill the royal law according to the Scripture, "You shall love your neighbor as yourself," you do well; 9 but if you show partiality (aka play favorites), you commit sin, and are convicted by the law as transgressors. 10 For whoever shall keep the whole law, and yet stumble in one point, he is guilty of all."

So by saying you are God's favorite church, you are accusing God of sinning.

[Boring Jerry]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

How was I twisting the word of God? I posted exact scripture, and asked a serious question.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

When Jesus used the word "neighbor," do you think He meant you?

We are commanded to love our fellow True Christians™. Do you really imagine that Jesus wants us to be kind to queers, witches and islamofascists?

[Boring Jerry]

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"Neighbor" as in evry other human being.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Without you I cannot be, Without you, With you I am alone too, Without you, Without you I count the hours without you, With you the seconds stand still, They aren't worth it

Well, you can't possibly be referring to God, for all His pronouns are capitalized. Thus, I can only assume that you are making some sodomite pass at Pastor Zeke, who has shown you a little kindness.

Friend, you know nothing of the Bible. We have tried to make it clear that your idea about going around being generally kind to people is nothing like Christianity. I don't know which god you follow, but it is not the God of the Old and New Testaments.

I suggest that you really do read all of the Bible and I suggest you have a longer look around here and perhaps point out where you think that a True Christian has gone wrong in his/her interpretations of the scriptures... be warned, it's never been done so far.

[JennyD]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

James 2:8-10(KJV version): "8 If you really fulfill the royal law according to the Scripture, "You shall love your neighbor as yourself," you do well; 9 but if you show partiality (aka play favorites), you commit sin, and are convicted by the law as transgressors. 10 For whoever shall keep the whole law, and yet stumble in one point, he is guilty of all."

So by saying you are God's favorite church, you are accusing God of sinning.

Please explain exactly where God says in His Word that He binds Himself to following it.

Yeah, I thought so.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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"Neighbor" as in evry other human being.

I don't think that you believe that. I think you just made that up because it sounded fluffy and nice... ahhhh...
Here's what a Christian believes:
2nd Chronicles19:2 And Jehu the son of Hanani the seer went out to meet him, and said to king Jehoshaphat, Shouldst thou help the ungodly, and love them that hate the LORD? Therefore is wrath upon thee from before the LORD.

2nd John 1:9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
2nd John 1:10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
2nd John 1:11 For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

Now you see how wrong you were... did you say you were Christian?

[Boring Jerry]

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Well, sorry, but that is what I believe.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Well, sorry, but that is what I believe.

No need to apologize to Landover for your beliefs - we already understand why you are sorry. It's a story we hear all too often in this Godless World of primitive superstition and lack of thinking.

No, it's God that needs to hear your apology. He needs to hear it loud, long and often. He also needs to hear that you sincerely repent your past sins and your arrogance, based on the deceptions of the catlick business model, in assuming that you knew what God and Christianity require of you.

Pride in that false religion of yours and your ignoring the teachings of Our Lord have led you a long way down the path to hell. Fortunately, save in certain well explained circumstances, it is always possible to See The Light and become a True Christian.

Your immediate move should be to distance yourself from the apostate church of Rome, pray hard and read KJV 1611.

[Libertarian-FTW]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

i would pick this church or the westboro baptist church, but since this church is obviously God's favorite and the only one that follows the entire Bible, I'll have to go with the westboro baptist church as the worst religion.

[Brother Stephen]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I would say the Catholics. What other "religion" has so pervesed the word of God? Jews are a close second for their murder of our Lord and Saviour.

[Xandria]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

i heard creationists are full of s**t. thats what my friends say. don't really know for sure, since i'm a woman and can't critically think for myself.

[Tomthefool]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Have you heard of the Raeliens? In my opinion they are the worst religion. They condone various disgusting sexual acts that I do not wish to mention on these forums, but rest assured they definitely deserve a place on this poll.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Have you heard of the Raeliens? In my opinion they are the worst religion. They condone various disgusting sexual acts that I do not wish to mention on these forums, but rest assured they definitely deserve a place on this poll.

Yes, we have some experience with them. You might want to explore THIS listing of false religions. It's fairly comprehensive.

Raelians (Ray-Aliens)
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
worship: a group of Demons that pretend to be aliens from "other planets", when everyone knows that there are no other planets, and those lights in the sky are just that -- little lights a few miles up that can fall right to the ground if Jesus sneezes hard enough. See Rev 6:13.

They're basically a bunch of hippies who run around naked all the time and practice "free love" meaning all the females are sluts. The little green spacemen they worship are demons who will guide them all to the eternal lake of fire on Judgement Day. Best stay clear of them, young Tom. The temptations of wild open-air orgies may be too great to resist.