[I: Carumba]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Because you're already Saved© and Washed in the Blood of the Lamb, right?

I can't even guarantee that I'd be Shaved...and Washed in a Synthetic Detergent.

[JennyD]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Aleister crowley was a butt hugging devil worshipper. There is only one God and that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Join the only real faith, pastafarianism.

Well, you were OK for the first sentence.

Kinda went downhill from there.

Tell me, twerp, how would you like it if we barged into your hangout uninvited, and started insulting something you hold dear? Would you be welcoming and loving, or would you tell us ?

Don't be surprised if you're not welcomed, now that you've joined with the obvious intent of trolling our Christian church forum with insults and ridiculous stories of an invisible pasta-based life form that nobody has ever seen -- I'm sure you'll say because it "exists outside space-time" or some such nonsense -- and whose existence you cannot possibly prove.

I'd tell you what you can do with your ridiculous superstitions, but I'm far too much a lady to use suggest such actions.

[Tower of Babel]

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Well, you were OK for the first sentence.

Kinda went downhill from there.

Tell me, twerp, how would you like it if we barged into your hangout uninvited, and started insulting something you hold dear? Would you be welcoming and loving, or would you tell us ?



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funny you should ask that. If you want to know how anyone would like it, just ask and jew, muslim, catholic, or any other religion that you insult on a daily basis.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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funny you should ask that. If you want to know how anyone would like it, just ask and jew, muslim, catholic, or any other religion that you insult on a daily basis.

We are here to celebrate our faith in Jesus. Unsaved scum such as yourself are not welcome, as the Bible tells us to keep clear of hellbound perverts, non-Christians, and God-mockers like you.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

If you don't like the heat, stay out of the kitchen, maggot.

[Tower of Babel]

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Pastor Ezekiel how do you know what its like to be in a kitchen? Do you cook in the kitchen or something? I thought women were the only ones who cook in the kitchen. I guess you are womanly or gay or something if you are used to being in the kitchen so much you can stand alot of heat.

[Nobar King]

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Pastor Ezekiel how do you know what its like to be in a kitchen? Do you cook in the kitchen or something? I thought women were the only ones who cook in the kitchen. I guess you are womanly or gay or something if you are used to being in the kitchen so much you can stand alot of heat.

Some cooking was meant to be done by men, because of the heat.

[Mister Brasil]

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Nobar, are you beating plungers into plowshares?

It's not going to work.

[Tundra]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Christianity. Everything you have, you've stolen from other religions, especially us Pagans.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Christianity. Everything you have, you've stolen from other religions, especially us Pagans.

Please do enlighten us as to what we've stolen from other religions.

[Tundra]

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[satanic website deleted]

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I'll leave out for now the minor detail that you can't tell us in your own words, but instead have to resort to posting a link. I am not going to take seriously anything from a group called "Joy of Satan Ministries," especially when the author is so ignorant that he or she lumps True Christianity™ in with such damnable cults as the Roman institution and the Joe Hovey's Wetnesses.

[holdenlowe]

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I'll leave out for now the minor detail that you can't tell us in your own words, but instead have to resort to posting a link. I am not going to take seriously anything from a group called "Joy of Satan Ministries," especially when the author is so ignorant that he or she lumps True Christianity™ in with such damnable cults as the Roman institution and the Joe Hovey's Wetnesses.

I'm not personally a Jehovah's Witness, but what is so wrong with them? They follow good morals and as far as I know translate the bible very literally.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I'm not personally a Jehovah's Witness, but what is so wrong with them? They follow good morals and as far as I know translate the bible very literally.

They are wrong because they are not True Christians™. They read a mistranslation of Scripture that leads them to believe in all sorts of heretical doctrines, such as that Jesus is really the angel Michael rather than the Second Person of the Trinity (and may He forgive me for typing that, even to warn people against false religions). As for their good morals, lots of false religions lead their flocks to follow good morals; the problem with that is that salvation is not through good morals, but by grace through faith. But the conclusive proof that they are a false religion is that they have a history of making spectacularly wrong prophecies; Scripture assures us that any prophet with an accuracy rate of less than 100% is a false prophet:

Deut. 18:22: When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that [is] the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, [but] the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm not personally a Jehovah's Witness, but what is so wrong with them? They follow good morals and as far as I know translate the bible very literally.

Michael Jackson was a JW, until she converted to mudslime-ism. Does that sound moral to you?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Michael Jackson was a JW, until she converted to mudslime-ism. Does that sound moral to you?

'Prince' is a JW.