[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Ooh. The sisters have me beat. I've roasted duck, but never a whole pig in such an...outdoorsy fashion and have no skill for rabbit casserole. I bow to their superior talent.

I hope for Sister SUV's sake that it was not a Snotty Duck that you roasted.

[JawOfAnAss]

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ANSWER MY QUESTION ALREADY!

How do you reconcile these verses with your 18-and-up policy on the messageboards?

Anything under 18 would be getting hit on by YOU

Romeing Paptist pedophiles require protection of our Godly children.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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ANSWER MY QUESTION ALREADY!

How do you reconcile these verses with your 18-and-up policy on the messageboards?

I know you Catholics don't let your flock read the Bible, but I thought at least that you would have cracked it open once or twice in that degree mill you call a seminary:

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. 1 Corinthians 13:11

The things we discuss to bring adults to Jesus are not always things that are appropriate for children. I have no problem with a ministry to the underaged, but that is not OUR ministry.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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ANSWER MY QUESTION ALREADY!

How do you reconcile these verses with your 18-and-up policy on the messageboards?

DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME, PAPIST DOG!

We have answered your idiotic questions over and over again! Don't blame Landover Baptist Church if your gonorrhea-ridden brain can't remember what you've already been told. PAY ATTENTION!

And keep a civil tongue in your head, or I'll stick you in Quarantine with the rest of the unrepentant scum.

[SonOfMorning]

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It's those damned Satanists! After all, the FBI proved how meddlesome they've been all over the world!

[MansonQueer]

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The worst false religion? that would have to be christianity!

[Mr_Mitchell]

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It's those damned Satanists! After all, the FBI proved how meddlesome they've been all over the world!

Seriously. They actually have to nerve to go around and keep to themselves and don't forget they have sex with people who are completely willing to have sex with them. Also they only attack someone under self defense.

The nerve of them damn Satanists. God will surely punish them for an eternity.

[VictoryOS]

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Seriously. They actually have to nerve to go around and keep to themselves and don't forget they have sex with people who are completely willing to have sex with them. Also they only attack someone under self defense.

The nerve of them damn Satanists. God will surely punish them for an eternity.

I hope you weren't trying to be subtle.

[Mr_Mitchell]

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I hope you weren't trying to be subtle.

I most certainly was not. I feel insulted that you would think such a thing about me.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME, PAPIST DOG!

We have answered your idiotic questions over and over again! Don't blame Landover Baptist Church if your gonorrhea-ridden brain can't remember what you've already been told. PAY ATTENTION!

And keep a civil tongue in your head, or I'll stick you in Quarantine with the rest of the unrepentant scum.

Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black!

Didn't Jesus say "Turn the other cheek"?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Didn't Jesus say "Turn the other cheek"?

Yes, but He didn't mean what you Romanists seem to think He meant.

Anyway, the Bible also says, "Let all things be done decently and in order" (I Cor. 14:40), and that means that you shouldn't constantly interrupt to ask the same question for the trillionth time.

[Old English Preacher]

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A good poll!

I have voted for the Cult of the Dead Woman. At least the others don't masquerade as Christians.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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A good poll!

I have voted for the Cult of the Dead Woman. At least the others don't masquerade as Christians.

So, you don't believe in everlasting life?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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So, you don't believe in everlasting life?

Perhaps he believes what the Bible says, that we are all dead in the ground until the Resurrection.

That includes your precious Mary, "Queen of Heaven".

Can you show me where God gave her that title in the Bible?

Thanks.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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If no one is in heaven until Judgment Day, then that also means no one is in hell until then, right?

So, why do you say people are burning in hell right now? (including our beloved John Paul the Great, who I know is at home with the Lord)