[Melvin K. Dobbs]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Non-believers these days.

[Widows Son]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

You all actually remind me of a man who was on The Jerry Springer Show years ago.

Jerry Springer is a Jew. Why were you watching a Jew on television?

Hath not The LORD given you enough to do, with prayer, reading His Word in The Holy Bible, and petrol bombing abortion clinics?

[Voice of the Demonic]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I voted for the Emo/oil thing since you foolish Landoverians were not up there.




enjoy the view.


sources:

http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/303091/Jesus-Christ

http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/115240/Christianity
http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/52311/Baptism

[PetitionLady]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Close tie between mooselimbs and obamaism, same thing.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The bible already shows this so there is no need for that. Its pretty obvious so i am not sure why you ask for someone to specifically point it out for you. If you read the bible then you should already know what i am talking about unless you have trouble understanding it.

I will just point out where god is comfortable with the concept of slavery.

We're well aware that God supports slavery. He provides specific instructions in the care and feeding of your slaves.

Since you clearly didn't notice, Brother Basher was responding to "djohns", who was asserting that the Bible condemns slavery, racism, homophobia, and sexism. "djohns" clearly never cracked open a Bible, so Brother Basher was sending him to hunt down Scripture supporting his erroneous assertions.

[jennabenna]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Probably because Baptism is a ritual, not a religion.

Should we also add "incense-burning" and "animal sacrifice" as religions?

Well, I wasn't sure what else to call the religion that all of you baptists follow. Baptism sounded right, even though it is also a word referring to the ritual of putting magic water on someones head for some reason.
Homophones. This is second grade english.

[DeadMan89]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Can't help but notice that there's no "True Christian" button to press. Probably for the best, since everyone with two brain cell could figure out that this "religon", for lack of a better word, is bullcrap.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Can't help but notice that there's no "True Christian" button to press.

Why would True Christianity™ appear on a list of false religions?

[Christina Nickson]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Well just off the top of my head I'd say that Scientology is the worst religion. Just look up the story about Xenu on Google and you'll see just how ridiculous they make themselves look.

[Levi Jones]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Well just off the top of my head I'd say that Scientology is the worst religion. Just look up the story about Xenu on Google and you'll see just how ridiculous they make themselves look.

Thank you for your suggestion. We have a new contender.

[Christina Nickson]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Thank you for your suggestion. We have a new contender.

Just happy to help.

[Widows Son]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

[ . . . ] I'd say that Scientology is the worst religion.

Scientology is one of WikiLeaks greatest stories.

In 2008, Wikileaks published "the collected secret 'bibles' of Scientology", including some of internal workings and strange practices of the controversial Church. It showed that there were eight "levels" of "Operating Thetans", with Level Eight being the highest, that Scientologists can aspire to. It also instructed adherents to carry out difficult-to-understand "drills" including: "Find a tight packed crowd of people. Write it as a crowd and then as individuals until you have a cognition. Note it down." The drills were written by the Church founder L Ron Hubbard himself. Lawyers for the Church of Scientology attempted to force Wikileaks to take the information down, calling it the "Advanced Technology of the Scientology religion", but the site refused.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Well, I wasn't sure what else to call the religion that all of you baptists follow. Baptism sounded right, even though it is also a word referring to the ritual of putting magic water on someones head for some reason.

How about "Christianity"?

And why would it be on a list of FALSE religions?

Homophones. This is second grade english.

So are you saying you didn't make it that far? Everybody else on this forum -- even the 4chan retards -- knows that "baptism" is a ritual. And most second-graders know how to use a dictionary.

Thank you for your suggestion. We have a new contender.

Brother, I would like to change my vote . . .

Scientology is one of WikiLeaks greatest stories.

Ah, back before Julian Asswipeange decided to become an anti-Western terrorist.

[Intus Dominus]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

My fight is against mainly against catholics, since it was them that murdered my friend.

My disgust is towards scientology. They promote the use of technology, which has been shown multiple times to lead towards the snarling fingers of the devil. The word science is in the name! Science takes away from faith in HIM.

It is also the choice religion for much of Homosexual Hollywood. The scum filled land of treachery has been the source of much satanic beliefs. I believe that scientology is just another one of the lies and devilish schemes they concocted to ensnare our youth.

[Levi Jones]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

My fight is against mainly against catholics, since it was them that murdered my friend.

My disgust is towards scientology. They promote the use of technology, which has been shown multiple times to lead towards the snarling fingers of the devil. The word science is in the name! Science takes away from faith in HIM.

Scientology has nothing to do with science. It is a made up religion by a science fiction writer.