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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?
Christianity is the worst why isnt it on the list??? Fuck knows someone fucked up that shit
Christianity is the worst why isnt it on the list??? Fuck knows someone fucked up that shit
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?
lol piffle piffle piffle how shit is that filter who the shit says piffle you Jesus pricksComment
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?
No worries. Severel of the false christians are on the list. I suppose thats what you are talking about, since Landover Baptist Church is the only real Christianity, and you wouldn't dare to mock Gods favorite Church. Would you?Originally posted by god_raper View PostChristianity is the worst why isnt it on the list??? piffle knows someone piffleed up that shit
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Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."Comment
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I ment all christians including you guys lett me tell you how it works there is a religion (all fake) called christianity (fake) and you guys are a small branch under the christianity (fake) tree so I ment the christians you hate and your "true christian" shit you got goin on.Comment
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Thank you for sharing your endlessly fascinating and meticulously reasoned concerns.Originally posted by god_raper View Post
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?
Umm there all false. religion was created to inspired hope in peoples hearts by the goverment of course. and youre all worshiping a golden calf. look up the origins of christianity. judaism comes from the cannaanite religion who worshipped an entire pantheon of gods. Yahweh was a pagan god along with Baal, Moloch, El "god the father creator of all things. father of yahweh",ITS SAD PEOPLE ARE STILL WORSHIPING A COW, YOURE SO DILUTED GET FUCKING BRAINS ALREADY ITS THE YEAR 2010. STOP EVOLVING BACKWARDS AND THROWING SHIT AT EACH OTHER LIKE MONKEYS. WAKE UP AND FACE THE FACTS THERE IS NO TRUE GOD.Comment
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?
Oh, haha! I get the joke!
This is a trick poll! They're ALL the worst, but there's no 'All of the above' option.
"Umm there all false." -theatheist666
Now you're seeing GOD's truths.
"...EVOLVING BACKWARDS AND THROWING SHIT AT EACH OTHER LIKE MONKEYS." - theatheist666
Agreed, on your views of evolution. That's how I see it, too.
Sadly, it seems that you've prematurely hit the post button; in your biblical paraphrase of the first commandment - so I'll take the loving liberty of finishing your statement:
Though you're still not right with GOD - it's a step in the right direction, to admit to the bible's TRUTHS, and the imperfections of MAN'S fallibility.Originally posted by theatheist666Comment
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but I love the fly spaghetti god, he's so deliciously holyComment
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Thats because you are a God mocker.Originally posted by kipping View Post
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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How can you not find joy in mocking religion its so ludicrous. the mere thought of it is undeniably absurd!Comment
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Yeah that's real Christ like. Christ was all about hateOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
If I was Jesus, i'd be ashamed to have a nazi follower like you.Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.Comment
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"Jesus does not hate anyone."Originally posted by WrongheadedThinker1991 View PostYeah that's real Christ like. Christ was all about hate
If I was Jesus, i'd be ashamed to have a nazi follower like you.
That's not true. God hates the sin AND the sinner, and Jesus is God (John 10:30 I and my Father are one.).
Please read the WHOLE Bible before it's too late.Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.
Before you complain about the the fact that the verses I cited were from the Old Testament, as if that somehow makes them worthless, consider this:
In the Old Testament, it says that God hates "all workers of iniquity" (Ps 5:5).
In the New Testament, what does Jesus say that he is going to do to these workers of iniquity? Is he going to love them? Is he going to be their pal, and tell them that it's ok to be themselves? Let's see...
I pray that you have found this enlightening.Matt 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Deuteronomy 18:18 - I will raise them up a Prophet from among their brethren like unto thee and will put my words in his mouth and he shall speak unto them all that I shall command himComment
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There is nothing to explain. The Holy Bible is to be taken literally.Originally posted by Ahmad_Deedat View Post
God is very clear on that:
Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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So what is the excuse for remoning 7 books of the old testament huh? You should practice what you preach Brethern.Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
God BlessActs 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.Comment
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