[Scandick]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The truth about Christianity:

The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made out a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense (or NOT!)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The truth about Christianity:

The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made out a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense (or NOT!)

If you continue to spam this forum with a tired, decade-old Internet meme, you will be banned.

[Scandick]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

If you continue to spam this forum with a tired, decade-old Internet meme, you will be banned.

Go on, just ban me. I'll just create another profile - I have plenty of email adresses.

[Levi Jones]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I have plenty of email adresses.

You'll need more than you have. It is quicker and easier for us to ban them than it is for you to create them. Plus, there are more of us than you.

Prepare for the hammer.

[lukasekman]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Nanny state-worshiping Adult Babies are worst, hands down. If they ever think of trying to recruit me and my family, I will not hesitate to exercise the second amendment.

[The Darkness]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I'll bury your soul. I'll tear your mind, FEED IT TO THE MAGGOTS! I'll put your teeth to the grind stone, I'll boil your eyes.... Make you fear the light... as i have...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I'll bury your soul. I'll tear your mind, FEED IT TO THE MAGGOTS! I'll put your teeth to the grind stone, I'll boil your eyes.... Make you fear the light... as i have...

I believe the line is, "I'll SWALLOW your soul".

As said by this guy:



Is that the image you're trying to project?

Why not ask your Mommy to take over the computer, and have her go to the Introduction Forum and introduce herself?

[The Darkness]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I believe the line is, "I'll SWALLOW your soul".

As said by this guy:



Is that the image you're trying to project?

Why not ask your Mommy to take over the computer, and have her go to the Introduction Forum and introduce herself?

All men are cattle, your god has abandoned you, nothing for you here, this is no longer your world.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

nothing for you here

yes, there is nothing for you here. This is a Christian church's discussion forum.

Would you like to put your Mommy on now? I'm sure she'd like to know that you're using her computer to annoy the grownups and commit acts of cyberterrorism, a felony.

[The Darkness]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

yes, there is nothing for you here. This is a Christian church's discussion forum.

Would you like to put your Mommy on now? I'm sure she'd like to know that you're using her computer to annoy the grownups and commit acts of cyberterrorism, a felony.

I bring word from lucifer, exalt in darkness, for humanity's soul is corrupt and polluted. We shall face eternity together.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I bring word from lucifer, exalt in darkness, for humanity's soul is corrupt and polluted. We shall face eternity together.

Kids today. Is this supposed to be shocking, or just sad?

[The Darkness]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Kids today. Is this supposed to be shocking, or just sad?

Children burn in the eternal flame of damnation. Disembowled. Eviscerated.

Human flesh festers...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Children burn in the eternal flame of damnation. Disembowled. Eviscerated.

Human flesh festers...

Unsaved children you mean. Of course.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Unsaved children you mean. Of course.

I thought that was a given . . .

Hindu children, and Jewish children, and Catholic children, and atheist children, and Pentacostal children, and Humanist children, and Buddhist children . . .

[Ichabod]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The Yews are the worst. Killing Jesus and then denying His savior. How dare they.