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  • #1246
    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    The truth about Christianity:

    The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made out a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

    Makes perfect sense (or NOT!)

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    • #1247
      Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

      Originally posted by Scandic View Post
      The truth about Christianity:

      The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made out a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

      Makes perfect sense (or NOT!)
      If you continue to spam this forum with a tired, decade-old Internet meme, you will be banned.

      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #1248
        Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        If you continue to spam this forum with a tired, decade-old Internet meme, you will be banned.

        Go on, just ban me. I'll just create another profile - I have plenty of email adresses.

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        • #1249
          Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

          Originally posted by Scandick View Post
          I have plenty of email adresses.
          You'll need more than you have. It is quicker and easier for us to ban them than it is for you to create them. Plus, there are more of us than you.

          Prepare for the hammer.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • #1250
            Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

            Nanny state-worshiping Adult Babies are worst, hands down. If they ever think of trying to recruit me and my family, I will not hesitate to exercise the second amendment.

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            • #1251
              Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

              I'll bury your soul. I'll tear your mind, FEED IT TO THE MAGGOTS! I'll put your teeth to the grind stone, I'll boil your eyes.... Make you fear the light... as i have...

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              • #1252
                Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                Originally posted by The Dorkness View Post
                I'll bury your soul. I'll tear your mind, FEED IT TO THE MAGGOTS! I'll put your teeth to the grind stone, I'll boil your eyes.... Make you fear the light... as i have...
                I believe the line is, "I'll SWALLOW your soul".

                As said by this guy:



                Is that the image you're trying to project?

                Why not ask your Mommy to take over the computer, and have her go to the Introduction Forum and introduce herself?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #1253
                  Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  I believe the line is, "I'll SWALLOW your soul".

                  As said by this guy:



                  Is that the image you're trying to project?

                  Why not ask your Mommy to take over the computer, and have her go to the Introduction Forum and introduce herself?


                  All men are cattle, your god has abandoned you, nothing for you here, this is no longer your world.

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                  • #1254
                    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                    Originally posted by The Dorkness View Post
                    nothing for you here
                    yes, there is nothing for you here. This is a Christian church's discussion forum.

                    Would you like to put your Mommy on now? I'm sure she'd like to know that you're using her computer to annoy the grownups and commit acts of cyberterrorism, a felony.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #1255
                      Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      yes, there is nothing for you here. This is a Christian church's discussion forum.

                      Would you like to put your Mommy on now? I'm sure she'd like to know that you're using her computer to annoy the grownups and commit acts of cyberterrorism, a felony.
                      I bring word from lucifer, exalt in darkness, for humanity's soul is corrupt and polluted. We shall face eternity together.

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                      • #1256
                        Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                        Originally posted by The Dorkness View Post
                        I bring word from lucifer, exalt in darkness, for humanity's soul is corrupt and polluted. We shall face eternity together.


                        Kids today. Is this supposed to be shocking, or just sad?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #1257
                          Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post


                          Kids today. Is this supposed to be shocking, or just sad?

                          Children burn in the eternal flame of damnation. Disembowled. Eviscerated.

                          Human flesh festers...

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                          • #1258
                            Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                            Originally posted by The Darkness View Post
                            Children burn in the eternal flame of damnation. Disembowled. Eviscerated.

                            Human flesh festers...
                            Unsaved children you mean. Of course.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #1259
                              Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Unsaved children you mean. Of course.
                              I thought that was a given . . .

                              Hindu children, and Jewish children, and Catholic children, and atheist children, and Pentacostal children, and Humanist children, and Buddhist children . . .
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • #1260
                                Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                                The Yews are the worst. Killing Jesus and then denying His savior. How dare they.
                                jewish babylonian Talmud...Sanhedrin 55b: €It is permitted to have sexual intercourse with a girl three years and one day old.€ (Sexual relations with three year olds are clearly permitted also in: Yebamoth 12a, 57b, 60b; Abodah Zarah 37a; and Kethuboth 39a.)

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