[Mr_Mitchell]

Re: Cöme jöin the chürch of Satan

What's an oomlout? Some kind of midget demon?

Hahahahaha.
You ignorant bastard.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Cöme jöin the chürch of Satan

Hahahahaha.
You ignorant bastard.

I don't think Elliot has any reason to be embarrassed. In fact, I'm a little embarrassed that I'm familiar with the occult symbols that litter the covers and liner notes of your frozen and talentless "death metal."

[GAY_Tool]

Re: Cöme jöin the chürch of Satan

First of all, you will show respect for your betters by using proper CAPITALIZATION when addressing me, or referring to our Godly President, George W. Bush.

Secondly let me say this: In the 2000 election, George Bush actually lost the election. But did that stop Jesus? No it did not. Jesus awarded the Presidency to GWB because He hand picked him to lead us in the War on Terror©.

The U.S. Constitution is just a bothersome scrap of paper prepared by secularist God haters. Once it's tossed into the trash heap of history (like Marxism) then we True Christians™ are going to re-establish God's rule in this land.

Through Jesus, all things are possible, boy. ALL things, not just some.

Do yo read stuff before you write it pastor ezekiel? because I've not heard so much bs in my entire life . heres why:

1. george w bush is not godly, he killed 3000 people on 9/11 and 1000's more in Iraq.
2. The constitution is the best thing to happen to America and bush is trying to screw that up with the nau
3. The "war on terror" is just a way to take away peoples rights, and uses Muslims as scapegoats.
4. And if people like you become head of the us i hope north Korea bomb you.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Cöme jöin the chürch of Satan

Do yo read stuff before you write it pastor ezekiel?

How on earth would he read stuff before he writes it? You need to proofread the things you type, boy.

[Self Wacker]

Re: Cöme jöin the chürch of Satan

If you like gay sex so much, then why are you complaining about what the Babtists did to you? "Him that can receive it, let him receive it."

Umlauts are definitely Satanic. Spinal Tap used them, and they played rock music! (Spontaneous combustion is too good for your kind.) Somebody should look into all those books by the Bronte sisters too, just to make sure they don't contain Harry Potter type stuff like ghosts, or crazy syphilitic wives locked in the attic.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Cöme jöin the chürch of Satan

Somebody should look into all those books by the Bronte sisters too, just to make sure they don't contain Harry Potter type stuff like ghosts, or crazy syphilitic wives locked in the attic.

Thank you for your thoughtful and constructive suggestions, Mr. Wacker. It would seem personal experience has forced you to live a life of self-abuse, lest your willy falls off; the lesser of two evils, perhaps, but an evil nonetheless. I shall pray for you.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Cöme jöin the chürch of Satan

Do yo read stuff before you write it pastor ezekiel? because I've not heard so much bs in my entire life . heres why:

1. george w bush is not godly, he killed 3000 people on 9/11 and 1000's more in Iraq.
2. The constitution is the best thing to happen to America and bush is trying to screw that up with the nau
3. The "war on terror" is just a way to take away peoples rights, and uses Muslims as scapegoats.
4. And if people like you become head of the us i hope north Korea bomb you.

1. Mooselimbs should be banned from flying airplanes. In case you haven't heard, their flight training does not include learning how to land aircraft.

2. Make your choice Tool, move to Europe and live under sharia law or live under God's law in the United States. Mooselimbs don't have a "gay" problem because they just behead them. At least with Jesus you have a chance to be saved.

3. The mooselimbs have been pissed ever since their Ottoman empire collapsed. There is nothing we can do about that – Jesus, and the West, won fair and square.

4. I'm sure you would like to live under Kim Dong-il's communist paradise.

[Brother Daoud]

Re: Cöme jöin the chürch of Satan

On topic, Joining the Church of Satan, would be to follow Satan, enjoy your little place in hell, Satan wants to bring as many people as he can to join him in hell.


To the other guy, Muslims should be allowed on Airlines.

Its like me saying White young males shouldnt own guns, because of colmbine,

Or white young makes shouldnt be allowed to get trucks or firtilizer because of the Oklahoma city bombing. That is a slip slope logical fallacy

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cöme jöin the chürch of Satan

On topic, Joining the Church of Satan, would be to follow Satan, enjoy your little place in hell, Satan wants to bring as many people as he can to join him in hell.


To the other guy, Muslims should be allowed on Airlines.

Its like me saying White young males shouldnt own guns, because of colmbine,

Or white young makes shouldnt be allowed to get trucks or firtilizer because of the Oklahoma city bombing. That is a slip slope logical fallacy

Yea, except you'd be dead wrong on that. Mudslimes are all Freedom hating Terrorists. That's why we are sending your tribe to hell one camel lover at a time over in Iraquistan.

White people are normal. Jesus is a White man. Enough said.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Cöme jöin the chürch of Satan

colmbine

What?

white young makes

Eh?

firtilizer

You lost me there. Is that Qur'an speak?

[Brother Daoud]

Re: Cöme jöin the chürch of Satan

Yea, except you'd be dead wrong on that. Mudslimes are all Freedom hating Terrorists. That's why we are sending your tribe to hell one camel lover at a time over in Iraquistan.

White people are normal. Jesus is a White man. Enough said.

I love Freedom, and the Americans are helping the Iraqi people, they removed saddam, whom killed half my family. So God bless bush for that.

About the man who is pointing out my spelling errors, I am sorry if your not intelligent enough to figure out my post,

Fertilizer was used in the bombs which where used in the Oklahoma city bombing.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Cöme jöin the chürch of Satan

your

Hmmm...

[Brother Daoud]

Re: Cöme jöin the chürch of Satan

Hmmm...

Sorry, I didnt mean to offend you. I didnt intend it to be malicous.

Please forgive me

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cöme jöin the chürch of Satan

Sorry, I didnt mean to offend you. I didnt intend it to be malicous.

Please forgive me

You need to apologize to Jesus for spending your life spitting in His loving face. Minimum 500 words.

[Brother Daoud]

Re: Cöme jöin the chürch of Satan

You need to apologize to Jesus for spending your life spitting in His loving face. Minimum 500 words.

I love Jesus, I would never spit in Jesus's face