[Petey_Peterson]

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.

Friends,

I am quite confused by this thread?? Surely only gay parents produce gay kids??


I'm 100% sure of this FACT!


If you ever hear of a True Christian man who's had a little fag kid, most likely his good-little-wife is a bit too close to her 'best friend Patty', if you catch my drift. They are probably out [*** DISGUSTING POTTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY GODLY MODERATOR ***] when they should be in the kitchen cookin' a Godly meal for their Godly husband!


I also don't hold to this 'born gay' nonsense. Seriously, have you ever heard of a tiny baby trying to stick [*** INAPPROPRIATE, EXPLICIT COMMENT REMOVED BY GODLY MODERATOR ***]? Nope. That just don't happen, no matter what some homer sissy nancyboy tries to tell you!


Yes, there is something about us Godly parents that makes in nigh on impossible to produce a little queer kid! And if you consider yourself a True Christian, and your kids is 'born wrong', perhaps you should be asking your wife some difficult questions about 'her best friend Patty from prayer circle'.


Gayness (or the ability to be indoctrinated into Gayness) no doubt comes from atheists, God-mockers, the dim-witted, retardeds, false liberal sissy Christians, Canadians, and God hating Country's - like the French.


YIC


Pastor Petey

[Skelter_floof]

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.

it's fine if your son is gay. if you can't accept that, then you shouldn't have children.

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[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.

Levi,


No disrespect, but this is such nonsense. When my niece was born, she grew to like toys such as little guns, cars, trucks, etc.


She excels on the school softball team. She is excellent in math and science but dreads music class. I suppose this means she is lesbian?


Nope. Not buying it.


Mike H.

Cookie spoke with Mike just the other day to cash out the last of his fines and Mike related to her that his daughter now identifies as a man. We all knew of course, and the LORD Jesus knew, but Mike's pride and foolishness blinded him from loving his daughter properly and beating her sufficiently to ward off The Gay.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Cookie spoke with Mike just the other day to cash out the last of his fines and Mike related to her that his daughter now identifies as a man. We all knew of course, and the LORD Jesus knew, but Mike's pride and foolishness blinded him from loving his daughter properly and beating her sufficiently to ward off The Gay.

Another tragedy, Sister. It's like crime. If you don't impose life-changing punishments on them, people won't know they're not supposed to do it. The Bible has a variety of remedies for undesirable behavior: genocide, plagues, enslavement, burning, stoning, hanging, crucifixion, plucking out eyes, mutilation, beating with a rod; violence in all forms, basically. This is proven by the test of time. I just want to be able to beat up faggots without risk of imprisonment, I know this would help.

[handmaiden]

This bizarre trend towards "accepting" gay children is baffling, to say the least. A gay son, in particular, is useless. Not getting rid of such an abomination reminds me of the current fad of adopting seriously handicapped pets.

By all means, spend as much of your money as you can to keep a creature alive (for a couple more years) that can't hear or see intruders and can't curl up in its bed without assistance and does nothing but eat expensive, organic food and produce waste for you to clean up.

You know, JD Vance's idea of only allowing people with kids to vote needs to be expanded to only allowing people with straight kids to vote.