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  • see_the_light
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 1386

    #1

    THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

    Brothers and Sisters

    Do avoid any school in england.

    I was horrified with this article and praying that no TRUE CHRISTIAN be forced to raise their GOD FEARING children in that depraved country.

    December 15, 2006 -- BRITISH actor James Purefoy doesn't open up to Out magazine on why he quit halfway through the production of "V for Vendetta" - but he does open up about his sexuality. Purefoy told the mag that while he's straight, he will "never say never" when it comes to having sex with a man. "Anyone who went to an English [private] school in the 1970s will have had some kind of a gay experience," he said. "You bang 500 adolescent hormonal boys together at exactly the time when they're exploring their sexuality, and don't be surprised if some shenanigan comes out of it."


    PRAY FOR GOD'S INTERVENTION!
  • ProdigalSon
    Rapidly putting his sinful liebral past behind him with the help of Landover!
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2006
    • 40

    #2
    Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

    Well, this is not surprising for a place that bans handguns and butchers God's favorite language with that sissified accent.
    Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.


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    • see_the_light
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 1386

      #3
      Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

      Originally posted by ProdigalSon View Post
      Well, this is not surprising for a place that bans handguns and butchers God's favorite language with that sissified accent.
      True enough!

      LET US PRAY!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

        Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
        I was horrified with this article and praying that no TRUE CHRISTIAN be forced to raise their GOD FEARING children in that depraved country.

        PRAY FOR GOD'S INTERVENTION!
        There's a lot of good reasons why the Mayflower left and took 99% of England's Christians with it, you know.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • see_the_light
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 1386

          #5
          Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          There's a lot of good reasons why the Mayflower left and took 99% of England's Christians with it, you know.
          I see....

          But I'd rather have my eyes torn out than having to see it too close...

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          • Shallow-izer
            Foul Sinner on Moderation
            • Jun 2007
            • 214

            #6
            Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

            So.....

            You're accusing the English of being homosexual.....

            The same english that had revised your Bible which you so wholly worship.

            *Cough.*

            ^____^

            I'm not saying anything though. But I think you can figure out my point.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

              Originally posted by Shalo'zier View Post
              So.....

              You're accusing the English of being homosexual.....

              The same english that had revised your Bible which you so wholly worship.

              *Cough.*

              ^____^

              I'm not saying anything though. But I think you can figure out my point.
              King James was an Pre-American at Heart.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Shallow-izer
                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                • Jun 2007
                • 214

                #8
                Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                Maybe, but he still was English. You can't avoid the fact that if he had a passport, it'd be for England.

                Therefore, he was also a homosexual.

                ^___^

                It's ammusing that a homosexual reworked your bible, in order for you, generations later, to take it and use it to bash the same people that made it.

                Amazing, ne?

                Or, maybe I'm wrong?

                Maybe all English AREN'T homosexual after all.

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2026
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                  Being pre-American means that those homerish tendencies of all British Males just weren't there.

                  God would never give such an important task to a faggot Homer Englishman.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Shallow-izer
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 214

                    #10
                    Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                    I don't see why.

                    Wasn't someone on this very forum who claimed that "God" uses homosexuals as tools?

                    Afterall, one pawn is equal to another pawn.

                    But I have a question.

                    Why would an "All Powerfull, All Mighty" god NEED humans to write his bible for him anyway?

                    Is he too lazy or something?

                    And if it was written once, why does it have to be revised?

                    Did god decide that some parts needed to be changed?

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2026
                      • 15118

                      #11
                      Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                      The King James Bible (1611) is Gods ONLY word.
                      God is certainly not lazy but he had plenty more important things to do.
                      Why do you think it was a King chosen to get this job done?

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • Joo
                        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 831

                        #12
                        Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                        Originally posted by Shalo'zier View Post
                        I don't see why.

                        Wasn't someone on this very forum who claimed that "God" uses homosexuals as tools?

                        Afterall, one pawn is equal to another pawn.

                        But I have a question.

                        Why would an "All Powerfull, All Mighty" god NEED humans to write his bible for him anyway?

                        Is he too lazy or something?

                        And if it was written once, why does it have to be revised?

                        Did god decide that some parts needed to be changed?
                        Touché.

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #13
                          Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                          Originally posted by Shalo'zier View Post
                          Maybe, but he still was English. You can't avoid the fact that if he had a passport, it'd be for England.
                          But he didn't have a passport, and the reason he didn't have a passport was because he didn't live in modern times. I refer you to my previous post:
                          Originally posted by Me
                          There's a lot of good reasons why the Mayflower left and took 99% of England's Christians with it, you know.
                          The Mayflower left in 1620, prior to 1620 there was nothing shameful about being English. Are you familiar with the idea that things in 2007 might be different to things in 1611?
                          Originally posted by Shalo'zier View Post
                          And if it was written once, why does it have to be revised?
                          Umm, it doesn't?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Shallow-izer
                            Foul Sinner on Moderation
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 214

                            #14
                            Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                            The King James Bible (1611) is Gods ONLY word.
                            God is certainly not lazy but he had plenty more important things to do.
                            Why do you think it was a King chosen to get this job done?
                            Yeah, I can understand how a meglomaniac can be busy. You know. Killing, slaughtering innocent people. Causing famines and diseases and such.

                            But, weren't the Dead Sea Scrolls, which predate the King James Bible, also God's word?

                            And what about the Torah? AKA the Old Testimate?

                            And, while we're on the topic, the Holy Bible?

                            You can't revise NOTHING, without the original.

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                            • Joo
                              International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 831

                              #15
                              Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Umm, it doesn't?
                              Well yeah, I mean God is perfect right? So why wasn't the Bible Perfect?

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