[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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God will not be mocked you empty-headed fool.

You have scales on your eyes and your father is satan therefore you cannot possibly understand God's Holy Word.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

HEY!

I have scales over my eyes because they are an evolutionarry advantage! They help keep dust and sand out better then those lousy flaps of flesh YOU have.

What next, my wings and tail?

And my dad's name is Stan, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't typo again.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

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I hadn't realised you were a personal friend of King James.

It's really weird how delusional Atheists can be

LOL! Says the woman who believes in the big bearded man in the sky! Atheists have logic and reason on our side. Christians have a ratty old book and some good weed or something.

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

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LOL! Says the woman who believes in the big bearded man in the sky! Atheists have logic and reason on our side. Christians have a ratty old book and some good weed or something.

I think they just smoke the pages of said ratty old book...

Atheists fight with Logic and Reason.
Christians have a book and good weed.
Wiccas have Magic.


In an all out war...I bet I know who goes out first..

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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I actuallu just realised I took this whole thread off topic.

To restate my point.

King James was english.

These people of the Landover Baptist "Church" claim that all Englishmen are homosexual.

Therefore,

King James, who revised the very same bible they use to feebly back up their claims, was a homosexual.

They are using a book written by their greatest enemy.

I call THAT irony!

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

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I actuallu just realised I took this whole thread off topic.

To restate my point.

King James was english.

These people of the Landover Baptist "Church" claim that all Englishmen are homosexual.

Therefore,

King James, who revised the very same bible they use to feebly back up their claims, was a homosexual.

They are using a book written by their greatest enemy.

I call THAT irony!

Wow...All I can say is...Just..wow..

Worshipping through a 'gay' bible to a god and hating 'gays'...

Just..wow.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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Wow...All I can say is...Just..wow..

Worshipping through a 'gay' bible to a god and hating 'gays'...

Just..wow.

Oh, you haven't heard my "God is an Earthworm" theory yet.

I think you'll enjoy that one.

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

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Oh, you haven't heard my "God is an Earthworm" theory yet.

I think you'll enjoy that one.

Oh please. Humor me.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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Well, the way I see it.

God made Earth.

Earthworms eat garbage and stuff, and make Earth.

No one on Earth can make earth, but worms.

Therefore, God is an earthworm, simply because both make Earth.

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

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Well, the way I see it.

God made Earth.

Earthworms eat garbage and stuff, and make Earth.

No one on Earth can make earth, but worms.

Therefore, God is an earthworm, simply because both make Earth.

Ahaha. I should bring you into the world of my pillow fight theory. That's for another time..I think.

Or I could do it now.

But. It's hardly got anything to do with God.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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Ahaha. I should bring you into the world of my pillow fight theory. That's for another time..I think.

Or I could do it now.

But. It's hardly got anything to do with God.

I'll add you to my MSN contact list.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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No, it is some humans making an imperfect attempt to reproduce God's word.

He did. The King James Version.

Ah so there it is...HUMANS wrote the Bible, not God. Hmm...

[H. Montague Worthington]

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From the moment the English set sail to America on a boat called "The Mayflower," those tea-swillers have been intent on the sissification of America. Their entire society is based on sissifying the rest of the world-- male musicians calling themselves "Queen;" examples of "womanhood" like Camilla Parker Bowles; their men snivelling helplessly beneath the dominance of Margaret Thatcher for more than a decade; prancing about to the hip thrusts of Boy George, Elton John, and George Michael; their lisping sissy-man leader Tony Blair licking George Bush's boots; their military men cowardly giving themselves up to the Iranians without a shot; their made-up state religion welcoming homos as priests; naming their boys sissy names like Trevor and Neville; losing to the rest of the world in sissy games they themselves invented, like cricket and soccer; exporting films glorifying sissyness like Lawrence of Arabia and The Crying Game; giving away their entire empire at the first faint protest (they folded like a card table against Ghandi, a barely-clothed Indian weighing less than 100 pounds!); and feeding their male children cucumber sandwiches--- CUCUMBERS!!

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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From the moment the English set sail to America on a boat called "The Mayflower," those tea-swillers have been intent on the sissification of America. Their entire society is based on sissifying the rest of the world-- male musicians calling themselves "Queen;" examples of "womanhood" like Camilla Parker Bowles; their men snivelling helplessly beneath the dominance of Margaret Thatcher for more than a decade; prancing about to the hip thrusts of Boy George, Elton John, and George Michael; their lisping sissy-man leader Tony Blair licking George Bush's boots; their military men cowardly giving themselves up to the Iranians without a shot; their made-up state religion welcoming homos as priests; naming their boys sissy names like Trevor and Neville; losing to the rest of the world in sissy games they themselves invented, like cricket and soccer; exporting films glorifying sissyness like Lawrence of Arabia and The Crying Game; giving away their entire empire at the first faint protest (they folded like a card table against Ghandi, a barely-clothed Indian weighing less than 100 pounds!); and feeding their male children cucumber sandwiches--- CUCUMBERS!!

And you worship the "God" dipicted in their Bibles and hate homosexuals, even though a country of Homosexuals wrote your bible.

Can YOU spell irony?

[Brother Temperance]

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King James was english.

These people of the Landover Baptist "Church" claim that all Englishmen are homosexual.

Therefore,

King James, who revised the very same bible they use to feebly back up their claims, was a homosexual.

No. We believe that the vast majority (but by no means all) of living Englishmen are homosexual. That does not necessarily condemn every single Englishman living in 1611. You're not very good at thinking, are you?

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No one on Earth can make earth, but worms.

Therefore, God is an earthworm, simply because both make Earth.

Congratulations, you can make logical errors. I suppose God is also a Palestinian Nazi, because they all hate Jews?

And you worship the "God" dipicted in their Bibles and hate homosexuals, even though a country of Homosexuals wrote your bible.

No, God wrote the Bible, using a citizen of a country that would later become infested with gayness as a tool. There's a difference.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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No. We believe that the vast majority (but by no means all) of living Englishmen are homosexual. That does not necessarily condemn every single Englishman living in 1611. You're not very good at thinking, are you?
Better then you, since I've been able to poke holes in your arguements on more then one occasion.

Congratulations, you can make logical errors. I suppose God is also a Palestinian Nazi, because they all hate Jews?
I guess so.

No, God wrote the Bible, using a citizen of a country that would later become infested with gayness as a tool. There's a difference.

Prove said "difference." Give proof that England got progressively more homosexual after the writing of the bible, and that before that, it was mostly free of such "perversion."

In summary. I h4x3d j00r arguements.