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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #46
    Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

    Originally posted by Shallow-izer View Post
    Better then you, since I've been able to poke holes in your arguements on more then one occasion
    No. You've been able to make wild, outrageous claims with no proof whatsoever, and then pretend they meant something. That's not the same as winning an argument.
    Prove said "difference." Give proof that England got progressively more homosexual after the writing of the bible, and that before that, it was mostly free of such "perversion."
    Logically speaking, it would make no sense for God to entrust a mainly homer country with the writing of His book, so England must have been a fairly straight and manly country then. All the evidence points to England being a pretty queer country today, so therefore it must have become gayer since the Bible was written. Q.E.D.
    In summary. I h4x3d j00r arguements.
    Friend, spewing out pedantry and idiocy until the other chap loses the will to live is not the same thing as winning an argument.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Shallow-izer
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Jun 2007
      • 214

      #47
      Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      No. You've been able to make wild, outrageous claims with no proof whatsoever, and then pretend they meant something. That's not the same as winning an argument.

      The bible makes a lot of outrageous claims also. I mean, an all-knowing, all powerful being?

      Pfft. Sounds like someone's pandering to their ego.


      Logically speaking, it would make no sense for God to entrust a mainly homer country with the writing of His book, so England must have been a fairly straight and manly country then. All the evidence points to England being a pretty queer country today, so therefore it must have become gayer since the Bible was written. Q.E.D.

      But he also knew that the country would end up becoming that way. He should have picked another country to have written his bible, that way, he would avoid being represented by a country of "queers."

      I reccomend Iceland.


      Friend, spewing out pedantry and idiocy until the other chap loses the will to live is not the same thing as winning an argument.

      Seems to work pretty well for you.
      ^___^

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      • Kate West
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2007
        • 20

        #48
        Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
        From the moment the English set sail to America on a boat called "The Mayflower," those tea-swillers have been intent on the sissification of America. Their entire society is based on sissifying the rest of the world-- male musicians calling themselves "Queen;" examples of "womanhood" like Camilla Parker Bowles; their men snivelling helplessly beneath the dominance of Margaret Thatcher for more than a decade; prancing about to the hip thrusts of Boy George, Elton John, and George Michael; their lisping sissy-man leader Tony Blair licking George Bush's boots; their military men cowardly giving themselves up to the Iranians without a shot; their made-up state religion welcoming homos as priests; naming their boys sissy names like Trevor and Neville; losing to the rest of the world in sissy games they themselves invented, like cricket and soccer; exporting films glorifying sissyness like Lawrence of Arabia and The Crying Game; giving away their entire empire at the first faint protest (they folded like a card table against Ghandi, a barely-clothed Indian weighing less than 100 pounds!); and feeding their male children cucumber sandwiches--- CUCUMBERS!!
        I had to laugh at this! American's are always so over the top with everything. Even though I'm an English girl myself I do have to agree with your comment about Tony Blair. None of us over here like him anyway. And why does everyone assume that we eat cumcumber sandwiches? That's just sterotypical. It's like me saying all American's are greedy and fat. It's just a sterotype right? And yes we do have a rather un-healthy obsession with tea, I have no idea why, it's just a thing we're brought up with. And if all Englishmen are gay then how the hell do we manage to keep our country populated? Come to think of it....quite a few of my American friends think there are more gay guys here than in the USA.....which is ridiculous really considering we're such a small country and you guys have San Fransico (don't know if I spelt that correctly) which is really the gay capital of the world. Personally I have nothing against homosexuals (guess I'm gonna get called a hethan for that now) but I still find it amusing that you guys are so OTT
        much love

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #49
          Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

          Originally posted by Kate West View Post
          I had to laugh at this! American's are always so over the top with everything. Even though I'm an English girl myself I do have to agree with your comment about Tony Blair. None of us over here like him anyway.
          Yes, that explains why he got elected three times, doesn't it? Admittedly, the man himself may not be that popular, but deprived of the chance to vote for the Godly George Bush himself, every sane white man in the country flocked to vote for his shoe-shine boy. And rightly so.
          And if all Englishmen are gay then how the hell do we manage to keep our country populated? Come to think of it....quite a few of my American friends think there are more gay guys here than in the USA.....which is ridiculous really considering we're such a small country and you guys have San Fransico (don't know if I spelt that correctly) which is really the gay capital of the world.
          Rest assured, they're working on ways to get rid of that. This is all very hush-hush, but a little bird told me that a certain high-up Church official is working on a deal to sell fissile material to the hellbound Iranians, on the condition that it's only used against the East and West Coasts. But you didn't hear any of this from me, OK?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Lady Sorrow
            Godly woman
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 87

            #50
            Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

            Listen, you wickedan hussy, it's evident you are rife with unnatural perversions, but do you have to inflict your homer fantasies on the other members of this board?
            NO ONE wants to hear how arousing you find man-on-man sex. I assure you, when you arrive in hell, you'll have more than enough sodomites to keep you company, and we'll see how arousing you find them then! But please stop posting your homer fantasies, it's just awful!
            Last edited by Lady Sorrow; 07-19-2007, 09:25 AM.

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            • Homertard
              Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2007
              • 668

              #51
              Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

              Why are you people so racist about my home land??!!

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #52
                Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                Why are you people so racist about my home land??!!
                The fact that it produced you is enough of an indictment in itself, really.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Homertard
                  Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 668

                  #53
                  Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                  And what is to stop me from being racist back? (Though I'm not going to be, as I'm the better person here)

                  Your giving Christains every where a bad name, quite frankly.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #54
                    Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                    Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                    And what is to stop me from being racist back? (Though I'm not going to be, as I'm the better person here)

                    Your giving Christains every where a bad name, quite frankly.
                    We don't care if "Christains" get a bad name! If they are going to blaspheme by calling themselves "stains of Christ", then they deserve every bad thing they've got coming to them!
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                    • Homertard
                      Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 668

                      #55
                      Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                      Then, your a fool.

                      Hmmm, never heard that saying before.

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                      • RAWR
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 14

                        #56
                        Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                        We don't care if "Christains" get a bad name! If they are going to blaspheme by calling themselves "stains of Christ", then they deserve every bad thing they've got coming to them!
                        AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!

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                        • Homertard
                          Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 668

                          #57
                          Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                          I see. Well, glad I'm not American.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #58
                            Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                            Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                            I see. Well, glad I'm not American.
                            We are too. Our shores are already teeming with unsaved eurotrash scum like you. And since you are unwilling to improve your lot by leaving the Godless cesspool that you currently wallow in and do the decent thing and apply for a Green Card, Jesus isn't going to take a shine to you either.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Homertard
                              Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 668

                              #59
                              Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                              Don't come to England asking for help, because you won't get it.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #60
                                Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                                Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                                Don't come to England asking for help, because you won't get it.
                                Nonsense. You'll do as your told and like it. We OWN you now. Your PM is our lapdog.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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