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  • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

    Anybody have a virgin daughter that I can rape? These are the words of God not satan.

    I will pay the 50 shekels of silver in order for her hands in marriage from her father.

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    • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

      Originally posted by ChurchGoer View Post
      Anybody have a virgin daughter that I can rape?
      If a "joke" isn't funny the first time, what makes you believe it'll be funny the third?

      You're boring and witless. Go away.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
        If a "joke" isn't funny the first time, what makes you believe it'll be funny the third?

        You're boring and witless. Go away.
        Because this site is a joke against Christians Where is this church located at?

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        • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

          Originally posted by ChurchGoer View Post
          Because this site is a joke against Christians Where is this church located at?
          Here is the City-Data Page for Freehold, Iowa

          Church is at most a few blocks away: It's the square building with the white squares on the roof, south across the steet from the southern end of 17th ct.

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          • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

            Anyways people who have giving me bad rep or infractions, what is so wrong? I am merely following in God's words and wisdom. Only raping a true Christian will be morally correct and protected by God himself. If I were to rape a non Christian I will be sent to jail. I have the resources to provide for the girl after I rape her. I will pay the 50 shekels of silver to the father for the hand in marriage.

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            • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

              Originally posted by ChurchGoer View Post
              Anyways people who have giving me bad rep or infractions, what is so wrong? I am merely following in God's words and wisdom. Only raping a true Christian will be morally correct and protected by God himself. If I were to rape a non Christian I will be sent to jail. I have the resources to provide for the girl after I rape her. I will pay the 50 shekels of silver to the father for the hand in marriage.
              Really...... God told you to rape someone? What happened to "thou shalt not covet"? Oh and Heaven help you if the girl you rape happens to be engaged.

              Deuteronomy 22:25-27 But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die. But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter: For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her.
              Drama queen

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              • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                Originally posted by ChurchGoer View Post
                Because this site is a joke against Christians Where is this church located at?
                Surely your doctor warned you what would happen if you stopped taking your meds. Please let me know where you are so I can arrange for the authorities to pick you up and escort you to the nearest medical facility. I will pray for you and ask Jesus to keep you protected in your psychosis.
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                Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                so a fool returneth to his folly

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                • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  Really...... God told you to rape someone? What happened to "thou shalt not covet"? Oh and Heaven help you if the girl you rape happens to be engaged.

                  Deuteronomy 22:25-27 But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die. But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter: For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her.
                  Oh because I will not be raping someone that is a neighbor to me And also that is why I'm asking people if they have any virgin daughters, if a true Christian respond then I know for sure she will not be engaged because the true Christian will not knowingly make someone else sin.

                  BTW this site is so fictional and the town is fictional too How do I become a "true Christian" so I can help fool the noobs?

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                  • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                    Originally posted by ChurchGoer View Post
                    Oh because I will not be raping someone that is a neighbor to me And also that is why I'm asking people if they have any virgin daughters, if a true Christian respond then I know for sure she will not be engaged because the true Christian will not knowingly make someone else sin.
                    Rape is a sin. The Bible does NOT encourage it, in fact, it prohibits sex before marriage. You better hope you do not try to attack one of our women, they are all very well-armed and never leave home without a male chaperon.

                    This is a lesson, of course - only sluts get raped.

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                    • Dear the "admins" and "true christians" of this website

                      Regarding this thread;

                      Are you all stupid? Seriously? Rape is a sin. You're all a bunch of extremists. Are you all that lonely that you have to add words into the bible? You haven't read the REAL christian bible have you? You're probably going to link me to some garbage re-written version by some lonely old man who never got laid because he was an extremist asshole, and said it was O.K. to go out and rape little girls so he can have his "scripture" to do so and claim that it was part of his religion to get away with it. You're all naive as hell. Pick up an original copy of the Bible, written by the disciples themselves, not some garbage re-write. Or do you not want to because you think Rape is O.K. and you enjoy raping little girls? Pedophiles. You're all going to hell. Want your scripture? (Deut. 22:25-28)

                      There you go, pricks.

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                      • Re: Dear the "admins" and "true christians" of this website

                        Originally posted by A_Real_Christian View Post
                        Regarding this thread;

                        Are you all stupid? Seriously? Rape is a sin. You're all a bunch of extremists. Are you all that lonely that you have to add words into the bible? You haven't read the REAL christian bible have you? You're probably going to link me to some garbage re-written version by some lonely old man who never got laid because he was an extremist asshole, and said it was O.K. to go out and rape little girls so he can have his "scripture" to do so and claim that it was part of his religion to get away with it. You're all naive as hell. Pick up an original copy of the Bible, written by the disciples themselves, not some garbage re-write. Or do you not want to because you think Rape is O.K. and you enjoy raping little girls? Pedophiles. You're all going to hell. Want your scripture? (Deut. 22:25-28)

                        There you go, pricks.
                        Yes, that Scripture tells us clearly what to do when an engaged woman is raped in the country. Why did you not keep quoting?

                        “If a man finds a girl who is a virgin, who is not engaged, and seizes her and lies with her and they are discovered, then the man who...


                        Deuteronomy 22:28 If a man finds a girl who is a virgin, who is not engaged, and seizes her and lies with her and they are discovered, 29 then the man who lay with her shall give to the girl’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall become his wife because he has violated her; he cannot divorce her all his days.

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                        • Re: Dear the "admins" and "true christians" of this website

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          Yes, that Scripture tells us clearly what to do when an engaged woman is raped in the country. Why did you not keep quoting?

                          “If a man finds a girl who is a virgin, who is not engaged, and seizes her and lies with her and they are discovered, then the man who...


                          Deuteronomy 22:28 If a man finds a girl who is a virgin, who is not engaged, and seizes her and lies with her and they are discovered, 29 then the man who lay with her shall give to the girl’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall become his wife because he has violated her; he cannot divorce her all his days.
                          It never ceases to amaze me how God has an answer for everything between the covers of the KJV1611 Bible. I am in awe of his power, majesty and love. Praise God.
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                          Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                          so a fool returneth to his folly

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                          • Re: Dear the "admins" and "true christians" of this website

                            Originally posted by A_Real_Christian View Post
                            Regarding this thread;

                            Are you all stupid? Seriously? Rape is a sin. You're all a bunch of extremists. Are you all that lonely that you have to add words into the bible? You haven't read the REAL christian bible have you? You're probably going to link me to some garbage re-written version by some lonely old man who never got laid because he was an extremist asshole, and said it was O.K. to go out and rape little girls so he can have his "scripture" to do so and claim that it was part of his religion to get away with it. You're all naive as hell. Pick up an original copy of the Bible, written by the disciples themselves, not some garbage re-write. Or do you not want to because you think Rape is O.K. and you enjoy raping little girls? Pedophiles. You're all going to hell. Want your scripture? (Deut. 22:25-28)

                            There you go, pricks.
                            Thanks for reading the thread, idiot. It's exactly what I posted above.

                            But yeah, in 300 pages, nobody brought that up, especially the FIRST POST!

                            The lack of reading comprehension among the victims of public education absolutely astounds me.
                            Drama queen

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                            • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                              And **sigh** again....

                              Don't read the Bible much do you. Oh why would you, you can't even be bothered to read this thread.


                              Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.


                              2nd Timothy 4:1-5 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine. For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables. But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.
                              Yes i do idiot. Go ahead ban me from this site. Im just going to report your stupid asses and get this banned by Gov.

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                              • Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                                Originally posted by thecatholic View Post
                                Yes i do idiot. Go ahead ban me from this site. Im just going to report your stupid asses and get this banned by Gov.
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