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  • True_One
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2006
    • 10

    #106
    Re: Is your little boy going gay?

    Thank GOD your ministry exists to show the world that FOOLS and HYPOCRITES exist. Please continue your wonderful crusade to reveal the POPE as the antichrist. Bless you all.

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    • adiaa
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Sep 2006
      • 8

      #107
      Re: Is your little boy going gay?

      YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE ****ING PISSING ME THE HELL OF A CHILSD DOESNT ****ING COHOSE TO BE GAY ALRIGHT THERE BORN THT WAY OK SO ITD LIKE..... O HES GAY LETS BURN HIM AND SEND HIM UP TO THE GODS TO FINISH HIM OK WTF SHIT IS THT.~!!! UR TURNING INTO A MUSLIM WAIT A MINUTE IM NOT SURE WHAT THE HELL NVM LO LLOLO LOLO DICK ****ERS!!!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #108
        Re: Is your little boy going gay?

        Originally posted by adiaa View Post
        YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE ****ING PISSING ME THE HELL OF A CHILSD DOESNT ****ING COHOSE TO BE GAY ALRIGHT THERE BORN THT WAY OK SO ITD LIKE..... O HES GAY LETS BURN HIM AND SEND HIM UP TO THE GODS TO FINISH HIM OK WTF SHIT IS THT.~!!! UR TURNING INTO A MUSLIM WAIT A MINUTE IM NOT SURE WHAT THE HELL NVM LO LLOLO LOLO DICK ****ERS!!!
        This fellow's parents obviously failed to follow decent Christian homo prevention techniques, and look what they ended up with: a demon-possessed loon. Parents! This could be your child one day, if you do not fear the Lord and walk in His ways.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Glendora Christianson
          Spiritual Mother of LBC
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2329

          #109
          Re: Is your little boy going gay?

          Originally posted by adiaa View Post
          YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE ****ING PISSING ME THE HELL OF A CHILSD DOESNT ****ING COHOSE TO BE GAY ALRIGHT THERE BORN THT WAY OK SO ITD LIKE..... O HES GAY LETS BURN HIM AND SEND HIM UP TO THE GODS TO FINISH HIM OK WTF SHIT IS THT.~!!! UR TURNING INTO A MUSLIM WAIT A MINUTE IM NOT SURE WHAT THE HELL NVM LO LLOLO LOLO DICK ****ERS!!!
          I am shocked that someone would dare to leave a message like this on God's favorite forum. And on a Sunday too! I have assigned the following warning points to your account:

          10 Warning points for failing to capitalize properly on God's favorite forum.
          10 Warning points for using the word P word, the D word, the S word and for the **** words you implied.
          10 Warning points for not agreeing with us.
          10 Warning points for no reason at all.
          Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #110
            Re: Is your little boy going gay?

            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
            I am shocked that someone would dare to leave a message like this on God's favorite forum. And on a Sunday too! I have assigned the following warning points to your account:

            10 Warning points for failing to capitalize properly on God's favorite forum.
            10 Warning points for using the word P word, the D word, the S word and for the **** words you implied.
            10 Warning points for not agreeing with us.
            10 Warning points for no reason at all.
            Thank you for cleaning house for Jesus today, Mother G.

            I noticed that satan sent these two little sodomites directly to this particular thread, so that they might rail at God and throw a hissy fit on behalf of their dark master. Their foul hateful spew only proves to me that we are being effective in doing God's Holy Work. When satan wails, it means Jesus prevails!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324

              #111
              Re: Is your little boy going gay?

              Originally posted by adiaa View Post
              YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE ****ING PISSING ME THE HELL OF A CHILSD DOESNT ****ING COHOSE TO BE GAY ALRIGHT THERE BORN THT WAY OK SO ITD LIKE..... O HES GAY LETS BURN HIM AND SEND HIM UP TO THE GODS TO FINISH HIM OK WTF SHIT IS THT.~!!! UR TURNING INTO A MUSLIM WAIT A MINUTE IM NOT SURE WHAT THE HELL NVM LO LLOLO LOLO DICK ****ERS!!!
              This is why we have started the Landover Baptist™ True Christian™ Bootcamp For Christ©!
              If you even think your kid is going gay, sign up today!
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • Ixi
                Wretched Unsaved Goth
                Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                • Sep 2006
                • 844

                #112
                Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                Adia, I know you are angry, but please...use proper english! Or not!
                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                • Jesus is Lord
                  Devout seeker of the Truth™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 639

                  #113
                  Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                  Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                  Adia, I know you are angry, but please...use proper english! Or not!
                  What part of Adia is gone do you not understand? I knew you wickers were dumb but you take the cake. Jesus has banned her from these forums and most likely has already kickbutted it to Hell, like He will do with you soon enough if you do not repent of your evil wicker ways.
                  The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                  Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                  • Brother Love
                    Yes, THAT Brother Love!
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 403

                    #114
                    Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                    Praise the Lord!!

                    Finally som sound advice and guidance for Christian Parents! It's about time somebody points all this out. All this should be very useful to any Christian Parent today because there be lots of devils everwhere in the world today sayin things to the contray bout raise kids.

                    Praise the Lord!! And thanks for all this advise and guidance that I know was inspired by the Spirit of the Lord Jesus in these dark times of Tribulation in this world.
                    Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                    "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


                    "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                    • Gary Templeton
                      Seeking the Truth
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 26

                      #115
                      Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                      I really wish that I had found this web-site when my "son" was younger so that I would have known that he was going to choose to become a homo-sexual. That way my wife and me could have convinced him to become a real boy and failing that, sold him, or may be put a pillow on his face and sat on the pillow.

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                      • greekqueer
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 5

                        #116
                        Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                        what the issue with the gays they are no deferent then anyone else

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                        • Capt. Aaron Portway
                          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                          Salvation from Above
                          God's Favorite Pilot™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 6309

                          #117
                          Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                          Originally posted by greek5 View Post
                          what the issue with the gays they are no deferent then anyone else
                          Nice. Some queer wanders in, digs up a three year old thread, and then butchers God's Favorite Language™ and misspells his way through an idiotic response.

                          Welcome to the forum you stupid foreign sodomite!
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                          Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                          God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                          Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                          • greekqueer
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 5

                            #118
                            Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                            screw you just want to ask about it can someone answer me

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #119
                              Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                              Originally posted by greek5 View Post
                              screw you just want to ask about it can someone answer me
                              Threatening Brother Aaron's purity is a criminal offense!

                              Why do you think the members of a church forum would have anything against homosexuality?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Capt. Aaron Portway
                                One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                                Salvation from Above
                                God's Favorite Pilot™
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 6309

                                #120
                                Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                                Originally posted by greek5 View Post
                                screw you just want to ask about it can someone answer me
                                I am a True Christian™ man, the only "screwing" I will be doing will happen when I find myself a True Christian™ wife, so I'll have to decline your offer Mr. Homo.

                                Where are you from? English cannot be your first language. Which Godless foreign hellhole do you call home?

                                And God DOES hate fags, it's in His autobiography, also know as the KJV 1611 Bible!
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                                Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                                God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                                Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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