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  • SalvationSeeker
    True Christian™ Theologian
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 3892
    #91
    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Good. JESUS has come into your heart. He can cast out your sin if you just do what He tells you. Now go plan what you are going to take with you to Yemen.
    Praise Him!

    But so.. the deal with the Sheik is still on, Pastor?
    Oh well, she is not worth more than 5 g's so I'm not going to bid over the Sheik.

    Enjoy Yemen, Icky.
    It was nice knowing you.
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Ixi
        Wretched Unsaved Goth
        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
        • Sep 2006
        • 844
        #92
        I'd say it would be nice to have a nice life, then a nice time in The Summerland, heaven, whatever you want to call it, then be reborn as many times as you wish, learning lessons and enjoying life. Then when your done, join the stars.
        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323
            #93
            As soon as he found out she was fourteen he called it off.....too old.

            However, fourteen is too YOUNG in our church.....without parental permission. You will have to ask the father, not Icki herself.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892
                #94
                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                As soon as he found out she was fourteen he called it off.....too old.

                However, fourteen is too YOUNG in our church.....without parental permission. You will have to ask the father, not Icki herself.
                I tried to do that, good Pastor. (Not as wife however, mind you, but as a concubine.)
                But he threatened to call the cops or something like that..
                I reckon he wasn't willing to sell.

                The moral stagnation of the society of today is indeed horrible, now it's almost impossible to buy yourself an American concubine.. What's next??
                Soon the demoncrats and lieberals will try to force everyone to "marry" homers.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • Ixi
                    Wretched Unsaved Goth
                    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 844
                    #95
                    You'll never ask me anything if you keep calling me that.
                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555
                        #96
                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                        You'll never ask me anything if you keep calling me that.
                        Now Icky, why do you say such things? Jesus wants you to accept Him on your knees. NOW, girl!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Ixi
                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 844
                            #97
                            How do you know what Jesus wants? Are you being possesed by him?
                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9323
                                #98
                                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                How do you know what Jesus wants? Are you being possesed by him?
                                Yes. And we read His book.
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                  • Brother Temperance
                                    Senior Usher
                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                    A very nice young man
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15621
                                    #99
                                    Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                    Humans and dolphins are wonderful enough to perform the act for their own pleasure.
                                    How has every other poster in this thread so far managed to miss the fact that Icky (or her lesbian sister, I don't know the difference and I don't care to) owned up to "performing the act" with DOLPHINS? Icky, is your sister Jewish or something?
                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                      • Ixi
                                        Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 844
                                        #100
                                        Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                                        Humans do it with HUMANS and Dolphins do it with DOLPHINS. Some do it with the same gendar or an animal but I don't care to.
                                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 18405
                                            #101
                                            Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                                            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                            Humans do it with HUMANS and Dolphins do it with DOLPHINS. Some do it with the same gendar or an animal but I don't care to.
                                            But your Thespain sister is another thing, right Ixi?

                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78555
                                                #102
                                                Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                                                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                                Humans do it with HUMANS and Dolphins do it with DOLPHINS. Some do it with the same gendar or an animal but I don't care to.
                                                Who is this "Gendar" character? The leader of your coven? The organizer of your satanic lezbean orgies? The keeper of the dolphins?
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Ixi
                                                    Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                                    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 844
                                                    #103
                                                    Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                                                    Shut up! My sister doesn't do that either!
                                                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                                      • Bobby-Joe
                                                        Landover Security Superviser
                                                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 18405
                                                        #104
                                                        Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                                                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                                        Shut up! My sister doesn't do that either!
                                                        Sure Ixi, it just you to innocently expermenting. You can lie to me Ixi but you can't lie to Jesus friend. It is Him you need repent of your secreat shame too.

                                                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                                        Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                                          • Ixi
                                                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 844
                                                            #105
                                                            Re: Is your little boy going gay?

                                                            [Blasphemy removed], I never even met a dolphin...
                                                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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