[Brother Temperance]

Re: Cornholing?

How do you know god hates canada?

We consult the big book He wrote for us, full of detailed information about what He hates. We observe that the many of the descriptions of what God hates match very closely with an average Canadian's day. We use simple logic to deduce that God hates Canada. Which of these do you have a problem with?

[Appelfap.]

Re: Cornholing?

That's a dirty and stupid game.

I wish I never heard about it

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Cornholing?

That's a dirty and stupid game.

I wish I never heard about it

Now you know how Jesus feels.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Cornholing?

How do you know god hates canada?

One word.... Quebec

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Cornholing?

One word.... Quebec

Amen. After he's finished winning in Iraq, I truly pray that our Godly President Bush will fumigate the frogs in our attic.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Cornholing?

Yeah, President Bush isn't godly...he is a human being, just like Sean Carter, Marshall Mathers, or James Hetfield. If you don't know who those people are then look them up.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Cornholing?

Yeah, President Bush isn't godly...he is a human being, just like Sean Carter, Marshall Mathers, or James Hetfield. If you don't know who those people are then look them up.

Just because President Bush is human does not mean he is not GODLY. He was hand-picked by GOD HIMSELF to be our Commander-in-Chief and to fight terrorism.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Cornholing?

Yeah, President Bush isn't godly...he is a human being, just like Sean Carter, Marshall Mathers, or James Hetfield. If you don't know who those people are then look them up.

What in the hell does some idiot writing about an alleged rape, an album by some darkie, and the idiot of Metallica have to do with anything?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cornholing?

Yeah, President Bush isn't godly...he is a human being, just like Sean Carter, Marshall Mathers, or James Hetfield. If you don't know who those people are then look them up.

None of those queers were hand-picked by Jesus Christ Himself to lead our Godly nation in the War on Terror by any chance, were they?

[Appelfap.]

Re: Cornholing?

Do you have any proof, Bush is.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Cornholing?

Do you have any proof, Bush is.

Yes, a lot of it. He was appointed to the Presidency by the Supreme court over the opposition of the popular vote for starters.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cornholing?

Yes, a lot of it. He was appointed to the Presidency by the Supreme court over the opposition of the popular vote for starters.

Yes Applefrap, how else do explain how a man of clearly limited intelligence and charisma, who can't even win the popular vote manages to become president of the United States outside an Act of God?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Cornholing?

Proof cornholing is an abomination!

Why just look at our Beloved Leader's face as he lectures a group of wayward teens about the hazards of cornholing.

Take heed kids!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

Re: Cornholing?

I myself have never heard of "cornholing", and the original post was rather... vague... about it... so it sounds rather innocent.

Unless someone would like to properly explain it?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cornholing?

I myself have never heard of "cornholing", and the original post was rather... vague... about it... so it sounds rather innocent.

Unless someone would like to properly explain it?

Do they allow dictionaries in the "Mapes" institution? Can you use the search function on your computer?

You sound pretty lazy there. Are you in a home for mental retardeds?