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    I found an online game a few days ago called Runescape. Can anyone tell me what this is about? I noticed that if you can divide the word like this: Run/escape. Could that be a clue as to what I need to do?

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    Re: Runescape

    Originally posted by Silent Shadow View Post
    I found an online game a few days ago called Runescape. Can anyone tell me what this is about? I noticed that if you can divide the word like this: Run/escape. Could that be a clue as to what I need to do?
    Son, you need to keep your nose in the Holy Book of Genesis right now. Those online games just suck you into the world of gothism and perversions of all sort.

    Unless you want satan to play games with your colon in a lake of fire for all eternity, I'd strongly suggest that you stay clear of filth like that.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: Runescape

      Originally posted by Silent Shadow View Post
      I found an online game a few days ago called Runescape. Can anyone tell me what this is about? I noticed that if you can divide the word like this: Run/escape. Could that be a clue as to what I need to do?
      Yes, you should RUN away from satan. Escape from the clutches of hell.

      For some reason... I'm thinking about David. (I'm sure Brother Temperence is also thinking back to David)

      The story of how Saul wanted to kill David.

      1 Samuel 19:10 And Saul sought to smite David even to the wall with the javelin: but he slipped away out of Saul's presence, and he smote the javelin into the wall: and David fled, and escaped that night.

      See, what happened was, David killed Goliath, and all the people rejoiced. They were saying things like "Saul killed his thousands, BUT David killed his TENS of thousands" (1 Samuel 18:7)

      This made Saul mad. BUT, God thought he wasn't mad enough. So an Evil spirit of God settled on Saul, and made him (Saul) want to kill David.

      There were all kinds of other things that Saul did to David to get him to lose favor with the people. But David was devoute so he didn't do anything wrong, and the people loved David even more, and this angered Saul even more, so again, he tried to kill him.


      So, how was he FINALLY gonna kill David, he took his javelin and was gonna go kill David in his room, but David RAN/ESCAPED.

      PRAISE JESUS!!!

      YIC
      V
      Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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        Re: Runescape

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Son, you need to keep your nose in the Holy Book of Genesis right now. Those online games just suck you into the world of gothism and perversions of all sort.

        Unless you want satan to play games with your colon in a lake of fire for all eternity, I'd strongly suggest that you stay clear of filth like that.
        I played Runescape years ago but haven't since then. You can drink beer and cast spells and other satanic things. I'm going online now to cancel my old account. Besides, I like my colon just the way it is.

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          I finished cancelling my account. I'm one step closer to Jesus! Yah!

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            Re: Runescape

            Originally posted by Silent Shadow View Post
            I played Runescape years ago but haven't since then. You can drink beer and cast spells and other satanic things. I'm going online now to cancel my old account. Besides, I like my colon just the way it is.
            Friend,

            Drink bear is all fine but can you be a Christian in that game? If the answere is no then that "game" is nothing more that brainwashing to turn you to depravity.

            I would reformat your harddrive now to play it safe.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Re: Runescape

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Friend,

              Drink bear is all fine but can you be a Christian in that game? If the answere is no then that "game" is nothing more that brainwashing to turn you to depravity.

              I would reformat your harddrive now to play it safe.
              No you can't be a Christian in the game. You can be a wizard or a monk to a false god (a.k.a. ) but Christian isn't an option. Go figure.

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                Re: Runescape

                Originally posted by Silent Shadow View Post
                No you can't be a Christian in the game. You can be a wizard or a monk to a false god (a.k.a. ) but Christian isn't an option. Go figure.
                There is nothing to figure. This is what Atheistic programmers do at Satan's command; create virtual worlds were you are not allowed to be Christian.

                You have heard of Landover's missionary world in the Worlds of Warcraft game friend?

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  Re: Runescape

                  Runescape is a crappy game anyways, if you MUST play a MMORPG, Play World of Warcraft.

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                    Re: Runescape

                    Originally posted by I'm_Fabolous! View Post
                    Runescape is a crappy game anyways, if you MUST play a MMORPG, Play World of Warcraft.
                    Friend, if you must come to God's favourite Forum please speak American English.
                    MMORPG sounds Danish or some other European language!

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      Re: Runescape

                      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                      Friend, if you must come to God's favourite Forum please speak American English.
                      MMORPG sounds Danish or some other European language!
                      I'm sorry, I will try to speak slower. MMORPG means Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. There, better?

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                        Re: Runescape

                        Originally posted by I'm_Fabolous! View Post
                        I'm sorry, I will try to speak slower. MMORPG means Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. There, better?
                        Not really. It sounds like something to do with the gay agenda.
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                          Re: Runescape

                          Originally posted by I'm_Fabolous! View Post
                          I'm sorry, I will try to speak slower. MMORPG means Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. There, better?
                          So, let me get this straight...................... You play with lots of other people? On your Computer? In front of them?
                          Yeuch!

                          DISGUSTING!


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                          Who temporarily died for YOUR Sins!

                          Repent now while there is still time.
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                            Re: Runescape

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            Not really. It sounds like something to do with the gay agenda.
                            You mean like wanting equality? OHZ NOES!

                            This is fun, I should come here more often.

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                              Re: Runescape

                              Originally posted by I'm_Fabolous! View Post
                              You mean like wanting equality?
                              What do you mean by equality? "Gay" people possess all of the legal rights afforded to normal people in this country, in addition to plenty of special rights based solely on their lifestyle choice. Of course, all of this is in flagrant violation of Scriptural demands.

                              Leviticus 20:13
                              If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


                              Just what kind of "equality" are you sodomites looking for? Mandatory sterilization, AIDS infection, and injection of opposite-sex hormones for normal people? That would certainly make us equal to you... it would also preclude the continuing existence of the human race. Then again, that in turn might hasten the Rapture, so perhaps you're onto something. Wait a minute—what am I thinking?

                              OHZ NOES!
                              This is God's Favorite Forum, so when we're here, we only speak God's Favorite Language (the one He wrote the Bible in): English.

                              This is fun, I should come here more often.
                              First, you should read the Bible (KJV1611) cover-to-cover and beg Jesus to Save you and cleanse you of your depravity. Then you can come share your newfound wisdom with the rest of us True Christians™.
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