[Deaner]

Re: Masturbation

Indeed.
It's actually UNhealthy if you don't masturbate.

Does this look healthy to you Applesmacker?





This is a file picture of a chronic masturbater. Masturbation also causes mental illness and participants run an unusually high risk of becoming homers. You'd better stop your blasphemy or the above picture is going to become your new avatar with the quote "Just call me Spanky" underneath it. You're a guest here; please act accordingly.

Dean

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: Masturbation

Thats pretty gross but these facts will clear ya:
MYTH:

If you masturbate too much, you'll run out of semen and become sterile. FACT:

Semen is a fully renewable resource. When you ejaculate semen, your body simply makes more — the same way your body makes more saliva after you spit. MYTH:

Masturbation is for kids. FACT:

Masturbation is for everyone — teenagers and adults. In fact, most adults masturbate. Even most males who have been married for 10 years or more masturbate regularly, some nearly as often as when they were teens. MYTH:

Hardly anyone masturbates. FACT:

Well over 90% of teen males masturbate regularly, and about 98% of adults report they've masturbated at some time in their lives. MYTH:

Only homosexuals masturbate. FACT:

Another favorite among the "I don't need to masturbate, I get real sex" crowd. The truth is, most of these knock-'em-dead studs go home and masturbate, whether they have sexual partners or not. Then they feel guilty for masturbating (and maybe having a couple of gay fantasies along the way), so they try to get everyone else to feel guilty for masturbating, too. Stupid! MYTH:

Only losers masturbate. FACT:

Losers are guys who go and get their girlfriends pregnant, then either have to get married or pay for an abortion, or — the biggest losers of all — run away from the situation. Masturbation helps you develop a healthy, responsible sex life without hurting anyone. Therefore, masturbation is for winners!

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: Masturbation

I wish i could edit that, because i messed up the font.

But 98% of adults? Wow that would mean that you are lying people. The only reason they dont have another 2% is for people without dicks or who cannot masturbate due to medical issues.

[tommy]

Re: Masturbation

Oh dear...so this is what they teach you in catholic schools nowadays...The situation is far more serious than we have anticipated.

The time has come, execute the order 46!

[Deaner]

Re: Masturbation

Masturbation helps you develop a healthy, responsible sex life

I suppose. If you want to have a relationship with your hand.

Dean

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: Masturbation

Also another thing you shouldn't be calling me sick and pervesed, because you were the one who put this god damn avatar on my account. Do you remember or have you suddenly developed altzimers.

[tommy]

Re: Masturbation

Also another thing you shouldn't be calling me sick and pervesed, because you were the one who put this god damn avatar on my account. Do you remember or have you suddenly developed altzimers.

Look who's talking...

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Masturbation

So you like to touch male genitalia away from your heterosexual friends? It's no wonder. They'd be as disgusted at the thought as we are.

I don't think this has anything to do with homosexuality, as most people would prefer to masturbate in privacy.

That picture is not of a chronic masturbator, it's got to be a burn.

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: Masturbation

Yeah and just because someone masturbates doesnt mean they are chronic, usually chronic masturbators go to the "happy house".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masturbation

I don't think this has anything to do with homosexuality, as most people would prefer to masturbate in privacy.

That picture is not of a chronic masturbator, it's got to be a burn.

Yeah and just because someone masturbates doesnt mean they are chronic, usually chronic masturbators go to the "happy house".

Why don't you two homers get a room? Do you think we want to listen to you spout off about your perverted lifestyle? It has been already pointed out to you that the Bible condemns self-gratification. All True Christians™ know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL!

You make Jesus sick.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Masturbation

Thank you sir, but I do believe we were discussing the act of masturbation, not masturbating with each other.

I really don't care if I burn in hell. I would rather play in the Major Leagues, make millions of dollars, and have a good time than wait for the Rapture, something that will never come, and read scripture, which is totally useless to me.

It's the 21st century. Do you think you will get ANYWHERE with your blatant racial stereotypes, your..."different" theories, and the belief that Abraham Lincoln was a terrible president? Ok, go over to Washington D.C. and say that Lincoln was a terrible president and that African Americans are inferior. Let's see how long you will last in the real world, not your little safe haven in Iowa.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Masturbation

Ezekiel, where did I say that I masturbate? I'm pretty sure I said "most people," not "I love to jack off for hours and hours."

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Masturbation

It's the 21st century. Do you think you will get ANYWHERE with your blatant racial stereotypes, your..."different" theories, and the belief that Abraham Lincoln was a terrible president? Ok, go over to Washington D.C. and say that Lincoln was a terrible president and that African Americans are inferior. Let's see how long you will last in the real world, not your little safe haven in Iowa.

With the Demoncrats in control of Congress Washington is hardly a safe place for any respectable person. One would be lucky not to be sexually molested the minute they step of the plane at the airport. Sadly our Godly nation's capital has sunk to the level of some foreign hell hole like San Francisco, California.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masturbation

Ezekiel, where did I say that I masturbate? I'm pretty sure I said "most people," not "I love to jack off for hours and hours."

To defend sin is to embrace it. I know a sinner when I see one. If you have come into our Godly forum to mock Jesus and persecute Christians, then you are certainly hellbound anyway.

As for your desire to "play in the major leagues", what do you imagine eternal damnation as? A Sunday afternoon baseball game? The Bible says that God most people will not make it to Heaven. That would make your league the minor one.

“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” (Jeremiah 25:33)

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Masturbation

Well, I never read the scripture that people post, so that was a waste of your time.

My religion believes that God is a forgiving God, and everyone can be forgiven for any sin. So, if there is such a thing as heaven, I am going there no matter what.

Hit me with any bulls**t scripture you want, it's not going to make me convert or lessen the fact that the King James Bible is not the only Bible out there.