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  • Appelfap.
    Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2007
    • 130

    #61
    Re: Masturbation

    Originally posted by tommy View Post
    What is your language?
    Dutch.


    You can change my name in 'Appelsap.' if you want, it's the same and it's less pervert.
    =/=

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    • Tyrone Shoelaces
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      • Jan 2007
      • 237

      #62
      Re: Masturbation

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Are you threatening us you little puke? Don't you know that we have the greatest warrior in the universe on our side?
      Yeah, I don't really care, I don't think the "Almighty Warrior" would help your case against me...

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      • tommy
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        • Oct 2006
        • 392

        #63
        Re: Masturbation

        Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
        Dutch.


        You can change my name in 'Appelsap.' if you want, it's the same and it's less pervert.
        What does it mean?
        The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
        Exodus 15:3

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        • Peacekeeper
          • Jan 2007
          • 115

          #64
          Re: Masturbation

          Yeah i wouldn't be able to resist the temptation to slap them upside the head either...

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          • Appelfap.
            Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2007
            • 130

            #65
            Re: Masturbation

            Originally posted by tommy View Post
            What does it mean?

            Applejuice.
            =/=

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            • Bobby-Joe
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              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #66
              Re: Masturbation

              Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
              Yeah i wouldn't be able to resist the temptation to slap them upside the head either...
              Friend,

              Would you be able to resist the bullet to your forhead that would soon follow your' anti-Christian hate crime?

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              • tommy
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                • Oct 2006
                • 392

                #67
                Re: Masturbation

                Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                Applejuice.
                Similar to German Apfelsaft.
                The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                Exodus 15:3

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                • Tyrone Shoelaces
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                  • Jan 2007
                  • 237

                  #68
                  Re: Masturbation

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Friend,

                  Would you be able to resist the bullet to your forhead that would soon follow your' anti-Christian hate crime?

                  For one, I would not harm him because he is Christian. I would harm him if he tried to harm me with the power of the Almighty Warrior.

                  It's called self defense...

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                  • Peacekeeper
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 115

                    #69
                    Re: Masturbation

                    Yeah i wouldn't immediately slap you upside the head i would wait a few seconds before you made a racist remark. Oh yeah, im not christian tyrone, im catholic. Or as they like to call it here cathylick.

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                    • OnYourKnees
                      On Extended Furlough
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4729

                      #70
                      Re: Masturbation

                      Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                      Yeah i wouldn't immediately slap you upside the head i would wait a few seconds before you made a racist remark. Oh yeah, im not christian tyrone, im catholic. Or as they like to call it here cathylick.
                      Actually, we prefer "Mary-worshipping, Jesus-hating, ring-kissing, cannibalistic, saint-praising, relic-fondling, Bible-ignoring Papist cult member".

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                      • mollychu
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                        • Jan 2007
                        • 143

                        #71
                        Re: Masturbation

                        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                        Actually, we prefer "Mary-worshipping, Jesus-hating, ring-kissing, cannibalistic, saint-praising, relic-fondling, Bible-ignoring Papist cult member".
                        Catholics are cannibals?



                        thats new.

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                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #72
                          Re: Masturbation

                          Originally posted by mollychu View Post
                          Catholics are cannibals?



                          thats new.
                          You're still here? I thought you had been burned at the stake or something.
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                          • Peacekeeper
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 115

                            #73
                            Re: Masturbation

                            Yeah but i am a witch and i used super magic... OOooOooooOOhhhhHHHhhH

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                            • Peacekeeper
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 115

                              #74
                              Re: Masturbation

                              Whoops i thought you quoted me... sorry.

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                              • Peacekeeper
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 115

                                #75
                                Re: Masturbation

                                Originally posted by mollychu View Post
                                Catholics are cannibals?



                                thats new.
                                No he just ran out of things to make up...

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