[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Masturbation

It's the 21st century. Do you think you will get ANYWHERE with your blatant racial stereotypes, your..."different" theories, and the belief that Abraham Lincoln was a terrible president? Ok, go over to Washington D.C. and say that Lincoln was a terrible president and that African Americans are inferior. Let's see how long you will last in the real world, not your little safe haven in Iowa.

I will adress this in another thread in the proper place............

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Masturbation

Could you tell me where, so that I can read the answer? Or are you just going around the question?

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Masturbation

Could you tell me where, so that I can read the answer? Or are you just going around the question?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1790

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Masturbation

I think someone deleted the post thanking you for showing me this

[Brother Love]

Re: Masturbation

I wish i could edit that, because i messed up the font.

But 98% of adults? Wow that would mean that you are lying people. The only reason they dont have another 2% is for people without dicks or who cannot masturbate due to medical issues.

Friend you are a VILE ABOMINATION in the eyes of the Lord Jesus! REPENT SINNER HOMER!! How dare you use the "D" word on this GODLY forum! Just who do you think you are to come here to God's ONLY True Christian forum and bring your FOUL MOUTH along for the ride. Sonny you're not in some two-bit sleazy bar or in one of your homer bath houses! This is GOD'S FORUM and we DEMAND you respect it as such. In the future DO NOT use the "D" word!! Please be aware that there are young children made to study God's forum and that there are many GODLY women on this forum as well. HAVE SOME RESPECT YOU HEATHEN UNSAVED TRASH!!

Repent in the Name of Jesus, SINNER !!

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: Masturbation

Well... ok.. i didn't know the d word was a swear word. But looks like this forum is overprotected of adult ears. I have yet to see any children on this website.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Masturbation

Well... ok.. i didn't know the d word was a swear word. But looks like this forum is overprotected of adult ears. I have yet to see any children on this website.

Try a mirror. How old are you? 14?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Masturbation

I'm just shocked at all this. I thought I had accidentally would up in the Church of the Priapus, a venerable Tallywacker Tabernacle.

Real Christian men do pay a price for obeying God's laws against Onanism, they get sperm headaches when it backs up into their system. They do bear it in silence, unlike women who seem to constantly complain of "having a headache".

All you little circle jerkers out there need to know that the practice leads to premature ejaculation, something the women complain about while talking amongst themselves.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Masturbation

I'm just shocked at all this. I thought I had accidentally would up in the Church of the Priapus, a venerable Tallywacker Tabernacle.

Real Christian men do pay a price for obeying God's laws against Onanism, they get sperm headaches when it backs up into their system. They do bear it in silence, unlike women who seem to constantly complain of "having a headache".

All you little circle jerkers out there need to know that the practice leads to premature ejaculation, something the women complain about while talking amongst themselves.

Sperm headaches? True Christian™ Men don't need to worry about them, at least not the married ones, as all TC™ women submit to a Godly seeding whenever their husband wants to.

The best way to ensure plenty of little Soldiers for CHRIST is for a man to seed his wife frequently so as to increase the chances of the GOOD LORD blessing them with a child.

[Appelfap.]

Re: Masturbation

Why don't you two homers get a room? Do you think we want to listen to you spout off about your perverted lifestyle? It has been already pointed out to you that the Bible condemns self-gratification. All True Christians™ know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL!

You make Jesus sick.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Masturbation

I have yet to see any children on this website.

We are all children to the eyes of the Lord. But our children, should be hard at study. They are reading the bible, learning to be hard workers, and learning to be proper people. I'm sure that some children do come on here, but only if their True Christian father gives his permission. Even then he should supervise them. I let my middle child read some of the posts here. She laughs and laughs, then says, "they'll burn in hell for eternity, won't they daddy?" Doesn't it just warm your heart?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Masturbation

We are all children to the eyes of the Lord. But our children, should be hard at study. They are reading the bible, learning to be hard workers, and learning to be proper people. I'm sure that some children do come on here, but only if their True Christian father gives his permission. Even then he should supervise them. I let my middle child read some of the posts here. She laughs and laughs, then says, "they'll burn in hell for eternity, won't they daddy?" Doesn't it just warm your heart?

It is also required that those who post here be 18 years of age or older, as we deal with adult subject matter such as death, rape, stoning, involuntary immolation, sex, murder, and any number of other topics discussed in the Bible.

I'm glad your daughter is learning to read, RDD! Perhaps some of the ladies can suggest a Godly cookbook to help further her studies.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Masturbation

Friend, don't think we don't all know what attracted you to this thread. We know perfectly well what your disgusting username means, and God is not pleased by it!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Masturbation

I'm glad your daughter is learning to read, RDD! Perhaps some of the ladies can suggest a Godly cookbook to help further her studies.

I'd very much appreciate that.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Masturbation

I didn't know you had a daughter. Even though I've been a frumpy face to you (Dr. Davidson), I'm positive you will raise her well.